Splat Jokes
(1) 85k gucci pant on a nyash that cannot shake...aunty weldone ooo
(2) I thought I have seen it all, until I saw my uncle brushing his pubic hair...Who's even interested in that amazon forest
(3) Nigeria sef. How can you steal something and be waiting for the owner to come and pursue you..Mumu
(4) Have you ever imagined don jazzy, b red, burna boy and naira marley singing the same song...your ear go comot blood
(5) What if all the ladies decide to observe 'no make-up day'....chinsos, na adamawa cow we go see
(6) Yemi Osinbajo: these are all the things we promised Nigeria during our campaign.
Buhari: yes but this is not my handwriting o
(7) I wanted to cure pimples and someone told me to use black soap.. Chinsos ooo!!! my eye yeehh!!!
( Brothers & sisters clear your bush. I say clear your bush...Snake fit grow there ooo
(9) Chineke, children can give excuses ooo. I gave my little cousin my headphone to hold. He misplacedcomot it & told me that 'mama Chinedu brother nephew daughter took it

Bros you kill me ooo