Everything I read is extremely funny

Aboki weh no know him class

Racoon:
Perhaps he thought chanting sai baba automatically qualifies him to marry the president's daughter.He forgets that chain belongs to him while next level belongs to the cabal who inter marry only among themselves.

This is d most shocking part:

"I admired her because of the integrity of her father (President Buhari)."

Some people still believe that buhari has integrity. It's either d meaning of word "integrity" has changed or we going to have serious problems in Nigeria, because some can't accept d truth even if it's b4 their very eyes. Meaning, Nigeria has a long way to go

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There are surely too many mad people in that state

SmartProf:
It will be easier for one naira to equal one dollar than for this man to marry Hanan Buhari, even in a drama. With a face that looks like someone who is dizzy, this man decided to develop appetite for a big fish when he himself looks like crayfish. This is someone who should be waiting to benefit from Kano mass wedding, but he may have listened to a motivational speaker and suddenly thought he can dream of Hanan Buhari ...I blame those who stopped one idiot from exiting the world.

People like you always hate good thought and like good face.

Nobody ugly.

They are all bunch of fvckin morons.

This one no know wetin de do am

See his disproportionate face.

Abeg who get koboko there? Someone is hungry here.

See him face
Dart Aboki

Ok

Nonsensical nonsense

He wanted to what please?

Hope they will not invite him to aso rock

I Know this news is not true,
For me is only a woman with three vagina and three head will make me to think of any suicide mission not to talk of killing my self

With the way things are going Nigerians for don commit suicide, die finish. This one chop belleful

SmartProf:
It will be easier for one naira to equal one dollar than for this man to marry Hanan Buhari, even in a drama. With a face that looks like someone who is dizzy, this man decided to develop appetite for a big fish when he himself looks like crayfish. This is someone who should be waiting to benefit from Kano mass wedding, but he may have listened to a motivational speaker and suddenly thought he can dream of Hanan Buhari ...I blame those who stopped one idiot from exiting the
world.

����� you wicked

Aboki will always be an aboki

Baba weyrey.

Buhari daughter wouldn't even remember him when she's farting.

He would just waste over 20 years of his parents' investments.

The guy deserves to be donated to ritualists so that he would be useful for something.

With this him wor wor face

SmartProf:
It will be easier for one naira to equal one dollar than for this man to marry Hanan Buhari, even in a drama. With a face that looks like someone who is dizzy, this man decided to develop appetite for a big fish when he himself looks like crayfish. This is someone who should be waiting to benefit from Kano mass wedding, but he may have listened to a motivational speaker and suddenly thought he can dream of Hanan Buhari ...I blame those who stopped one idiot from exiting the world.

. Damn niggaarr this is too bad na

I thought I was ugly untill i saw this young man wanting to Marty's beautiful woman...I love his boldness. ..he would 've died something any ways

Why did he not commit the suicide? May thunder fire whoever stop this idiot from committing suicide infact Amadioha + Ogun join the thunder together making it traditional trinity fire whoever stop this mofo from killing himself.

I laff in Swahilli

This level of lunacy is being tolerated and even taken as a joke? I'm mesmerized, to say the least.

Amotolongbo:
After reading the shit up there, all I can say is that the boy is just an attention seeking mofo.

The Kano State commissioner of police had better face meaningful things like insecurity in the state, rather than the trivial Facebook posts

i wonder why he is wasting his precious time on a stupid rascal.

Mental case

SEE KANO AKUYA SEEKING CHEAP FAME EVEN U A CRIPPLE NO COMMIT SUICIDE NA 22YRS WANT JOIN POLICE BY ALL MEANS WITH WRONG MENTALITY. ABI YOUR RELIGION DON PERMIT SUICIDE NOW.... RUBBISH THOUGHT.

the guy is a simp

is she the only one available
anyway make christ your Lord today tomorrow may be too late

Amotolongbo:
After reading the shit up there, all I can say is that the boy is just an attention seeking mofo.

The Kano State commissioner of police had better face meaningful things like insecurity in the state, rather than the trivial Facebook posts

Lady, Don't allow jealous kill you!
The guy missed his soul's desires and you think he shouldn't be pained?