It all started when I overheard my Aunty complaining to my Mum that whenever she greets Mr Daniel, the man does not reply, Mumsy cuts in by letting her know that it's not Mr Daniel's fault in her words "Mr Daniel is having an ear impairment, infact he is deaf so there's no way he can hear you. Everybody in this neighborhood is aware of that"
The following day I saw Mr Daniel passing in front of our house and I was home alone playing with my toy in front of our porch, and suddenly the devil entered me and ministered to me to haul ballistic insults at Mr Daniel, after all he is deaf he won't hear you, instantly I obeyed the voice of the almighty devil, I started shouting at the top of my voice
Mr Daniel the idiot, Mr Daniel the goat, Fool I am talking to you Mr Daniel Useme mkpo, Ebot, inan.... l was calling the man all manner of ill names until the man completely walk pas our house.
On the Eve of that day, I saw Mr Daniel coming straight to our house, I wanted to continue from where I stopped in the afternoon but Mumsy was in the kitchen trying to prepare "Efere Edikang ikong" so I just kept quiet looked at Mr Daniel's face very well so that I can at least have a grasp of how a deaf man look like. Mr Daniel approached me on that instant inquiring to know if my Mum was home and I nodded Yes, he asked me to inform her that he wants to see her, I quickly hurried inside to tell mum that Mr Daniel the deaf man was outside waiting to see her, as soon as my mum went to him, walahi! Mr Daniel's countenance changed completely, the next thing I heard was warn your son......telling my Mum everything I'd said to him in the afternoon.
Mogbe!(I don die today), I could see the embarrassment on my MAMA'S face, there and then I realized what I did was no doubt foolish, Mum started pleading on my behalf that I was just a child that he should please forgive me. As soon as the man left, Mum went inside the kitchen and brought the the stems of fluted pumpkin leaf(at picture), she used everything on me and the whole thing ended in premium tears .
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Lies from the bottomless pit of hell

Na when I sip cigarette wey some area boys smoke throway o. Just small cigarette wey don burn nearly finish, na im my mom wan kill me that day because of. The worst part na new broom she take beat dey smoke from my body.

I repented even before the beating started because I no say e go bad for me that day as our neighbor go report.

God bless all mothers

lol

How could you have insulted someone because you thought he won't hear you? Which kind of mind is that?

I truly hope you're being funny with this story, because I don't see how a child would just go about insulting a man because of the assumption that he's deaf.

Well it's possible you were possessed... and if that's the case, then you really deserved all that beating you received, I have a feeling it drove away the evil spirit.

Officialgarri:
Lies from the bottomless pit of hell

Never knew you stay in the pit of hell

IamSalt:
Na when I sip cigarette wey some area boys smoke throway o. Just small cigarette wey don burn nearly finish, na im my mom wan kill me that day because of. The worst part na new broom she take beat dey smoke from my body.

I repented even before the beating started because I no say e go bad for me that day as our neighbor go report.

IamSalt:
Na when I sip cigarette wey some area boys smoke throway o. Just small cigarette wey don burn nearly finish, na im my mom wan kill me that day because of. The worst part na new broom she take beat dey smoke from my body.

I repented even before the beating started because I no say e go bad for me that day as our neighbor go report.

elantraceey:
How could you have insulted someone because you thought he won't hear you? Which kind of mind is that?

Ignorance, I didn't know it was a foolish thing to do.

crackhaus:
I truly hope you're being funny with this story, because I don't see how a child would just go about insulting a man because of the assumption that he's deaf.

Well it's possible you were possessed... and if that's the case, then you really deserved all that beating you received, I have a feeling it drove away the evil spirit.

The stem of pumkin is as painful as Koboko, it truly drove away the devil.

essenjack:

The stem of pumkin is as painful as Koboko, it truly drove away the devil.

Lol, you needed it.

IamSalt:
Na when I sip cigarette wey some area boys smoke throway o. Just small cigarette wey don burn nearly finish, na im my mom wan kill me that day because of. The worst part na new broom she take beat dey smoke from my body.

I repented even before the beating started because I no say e go bad for me that day as our neighbor go report.