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A New Metal by Sparkyflux(m): 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2020
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry���
Name: Woman�
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES �
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES�
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
OCCURRENCE�
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.�‍�‍�‍��‍�‍�‍�
It has mixed properties when seated with parents. �‍❤️‍�
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!��
Please circulate to all scientists���
from www.sparkyflux.com

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