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Solape Tha Hooligan by BeigJawnson(m): 9:05am On Sep 27, 2020
Solape Tha Hooligan, Episode 1



I will kill you! I must deal with you!! You must give me tha money today!!! You this stupid man, Solape shouting at Tunde. Tunde and Solape were both married for over five years and had two kids(twins).



Tunde replied her, this woman, please let me go. I beg you in God's name.

Solape got more furious when her husband begged her in God's name. Paaa! A slap landed on Tunde's face. What! Solape!! You slapped me? Tunde got furious, dragged himself off from her hands and dashed her a heavy punch in tha tummy. Yeee! Yeeee!! Yeeeee!!! He has kill me o! Tunde ti pa mi ooo! Ara'dugbo egbami o!!(Tunde has killed me o, neighbors come to my aid).




As Tunde was about going out of tha house, two of their neighbors. A man and a woman from other flats came, they intercepted Tunde on his way, one of them said. Baba ibeji(father of twins) what happened again?



Tunde didnt answer him. Meanwhile tha other woman ran to tha aid of Solape by rendering her little help to relieve her from tha pains that was delivered to her through tha punch. Eiyah sorry Iya ibeji(mother of twins) but what is it again between you and your husband? Solape replied, don't mind that stupid man. It is your father that is stupid not me, Tunde responded to her for calling him stupid man.



It is okay Mr Babatunde! Tha neighbor interrupted. And he also cautioned Solape to stop calling her husband names and insulting him.



He continued by asking, what really happened? Solape answered, I asked my husband money for clothes that tha children will wear on their birthday. Tunde interrupted, Mr Rahmon, not that I didn't say I won't buy tha clothes, after all they are my children but I am still looking for how to pay their school fees but this woman keeps disturbing me. Mr Rahmon who was one of tha neighbors that rushed inside their flat, faced Solape. Solape! Is it true? Solape can't talk. Mr Rahmon asked again, Solape! Is it true? She can't reply.



Mr Rahmon said since that is tha case, Mr Tunde you need to come and see me. Tunde replied yes sir I will.



Mrs Jones tha other woman who rushed in with Mr Rahmon was advising Solape, while Mr Rahmon and Tunde went out. Mr Rahmon also advised Tunde, he told him that women need patience when handling them as their husband. They both sat in tha palor while Mr Rahmon entered his room and came out with some money and gave it to Tunde to pay tha school fees of tha children and buy their clothes too.

Oh thank you sir! God bless you sir as Tunde said to Mr Rahmon while he wanted to prostate but Mr Rahmon held him, telling him, it is God you should thank not me.



A day to tha twins birthday who were tha children of Solape and Tunde, Tunde went to shop for their clothes after paying their school fees. When Tunde got home, he called his children, he gave them tha clothes and tha children were both happy they both thanked their father. So tha children went to show tha clothes to their mother, she saw tha clothes and was furious. She burst into tha living room, Mr Man! Mr Man!! Is it not you I am talking to? Tunde never replied her while he continued watching his movie, she got furious went to tha television on tha wall and pulled it down.



Gbaaa! Television got broken, Tunde didn't say anything, Solape got more furious seeing her husband didn't say anything, she went to tha room and picked up scissors and came to tha living and started to cut tha new clothes into pieces! Seeing this Tunde got furious and broke his silence, he got to where his wife was and landed her a dirty slap, and Solape returned tha slap by stabbing Tunde with tha pair of scissors in her hand in tha belly. And she started yelling at Tunde, you this stupid man! It is even better you die, than to buy these nonsense you called clothes for my children.



Tunde in a pool of blood, lying on tha ground unconsciously. Tha children seeing their father in a pool of blood and started to weep but their mother Solape got hold of tha two of them, packed all her belongings and children's too and went out of tha house, leaving her husband in tha house, helplessly.



After some minutes Solape left tha house with tha children, Mr Rahmon came to check on tha family to see how they are as he usually check on them once in a while, on getting to their flat, he knocked, knocked, knocked and knocked but no answer, he tried to open tha door, once tha door was opened, Oh my goodness! Is this Tunde? Help! Help!! Mr Rahmon kept shouting and went outside, other tenants came and they all rushed into Tunde's apartment. They saw tha Tunde in a pool of blood.



Tunde was rushed to tha hospital and was treated and his life was saved. He spent two weeks in tha hospital. Through out his stay in tha hospital, Solape didnt come to check on Tunde. Tunde's family made decisions to get her arrested but Tunde pleaded on her behalf.



Tunde was later discharged from tha hospital and was taken home to rest while tha doctor prescribed some drugs to him for his usage.



A week later, Solape came back with tha kids to beg Tunde for all that happened, she was accompanied by Mrs Jones to also join her in begging her husband. Tunde was begged and he accepted tha apologies. Solape stood up and wanted to ease herself, she went to tha toilet, on getting there, she met tha toilet unflushed. What! She flamed up and rushed into tha living room and shouted her husband's name, Tunde! Tunde!! What is it again Solape? Tunde asked. She replied why didn't you flush tha toilet? Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! I forgot, Tunde answered. To flush is hard for you, you this man, Solape said in anger. It's okay Iya ibeji(mother of twins) Mrs Jones interrupted. Solape bounced on Mrs Jones, Madam! Don't tell me its okay, Tunde go and flush tha toilet you used, Tunde replied, why will you tell me to go and flush can you flush it? Tha argument got heated up till it got to exchanging of punches and slaps.



Mrs Jones trying to separate tha Hooligan called Solape and her husband, all of a sudden Solape got hold of tha flower vase, wanted to hit Tunde but hitted Mrs Jones. Paaa! Mrs Jones lying on tha floor unconscious tha twins kept looking at tha drama happening.



For full Episode 2, click on this link...
https://storiesbybeigjawnson..com/2020/08/solape-tha-hooligan-episode-2.html

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