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Only lesson. Lagos State is a madmen's zone. Need your sanity move out of Lagos.

weyreypey:
Only lesson. Lagos State is a madmen's zone. Need your sanity move out of Lagos.

True, very true, the more reason essential oil diffusers are a necessity

People do say, in Lagos, u drive with one hand and be ready to use the other to 'curse' 'Waka, shege', lol

TheCalculator:

True, very true, the more reason essential oil diffusers are a necessity

People do say, in Lagos, u drive with one hand and be ready to use the other to 'curse' 'Waka, shege', lol

Not funny. People die from a vast number of preventable causes...

So all this long tory na unto say u wan do advert?

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TheCalculator:

Not exactly Sir, was a real life experience but coincided with what I sell

Oya donate one of your products to 'Car Talk' as sample

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TheCalculator:

No problem at all, where is delivery location

Abuja

Kingdemu:
Abuja

Cool, will work something out

All this for car diffusers? The other time it was you and another uber driver that refused to have you install your "difussers" and now miraculously another female uber driver that buys 6 of them. So many holes in this cheesy story

From a marketing point of view, cut out the BS stories and just put pictures, price and contact.

Your stories come across as concocted (they are) and actually put me off if I had any intention of buying

Na how much bros?

In the light of uber/bolt, I have a Kia cerato 2007 for rental in Ibadan. Plz call o eigth o six five five three 777 two

What an utterly stupid thread.

Just realised the guy just goes around creating threads for the same fake story and diffuser crap. Not even creative with the shitty tales.

Just had to laugh at the 26 year old that has lost both her parents and is struggling to survive doing uber in a 2015 camry and still has enough disposable income to buy 6 diffusers after reading a thread in traffic.

Lol so the uber driver spent 18k on 6 difussers, how much was your trip?

This female uber Muslim driver is clearly doing much better than a lot of people in Nigeria.

HeavenlyBang:
What an utterly stupid thread.

Stop all these fabricated stories to sell your perfume

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No you didn't offend me, the circumstances were just a tad farfetched. All the same good luck with your sales... i get you trying to tailor scenarios that are car related but it doesn't come across as genuine.

Why don't you drop off samples for sale at local mechanics/workshops or even some petrol stations. You can have a display of your products there and more importantly your target market.

do you stay around awoyaya?

Balistic4:
do you stay around awoyaya?

Not at all, went there for an occasion

HeavenlyBang:
What an utterly stupid thread.

A more stupider thread has not surfaced on Nairaland since I’ve been here, who knows, someone might beat him to it

Btw this creepy advert style no work

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TheCalculator:

Thanks
Do have a Blessed Day Ahead

Thanks, you too

See advert o

bluefacealtima:
Na how much bros?

In the light of uber/bolt, I have a Kia cerato 2007 for rental in Ibadan. Plz call o eigth o six five five three 777 two

How much for delivery?

bluefacealtima:
Na how much bros?

In the light of uber/bolt, I have a Kia cerato 2007 for rental in Ibadan. Plz call o eigth o six five five three 777 two

is the car still available?

She popped a contraceptive pill