*1. Church is the best place to go after a breakup. You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit.*

Ekueme, Ekueme, you are the living God oooooooo.
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*2. If u slap her &she still say Baby I'm sorry, pls Bro find money &pay her bride price, they r only 8 in Africa, ...*☹️☹️�

*3. Since you already have a boyfriend,*
*Why are you still giving out your number to other boys?*
*I dont get!��‍♂️*

*4. Sometimes you have to give your boyfriend a deep kiss in front of that girl he calls Bestie. Just for security reasons..*

Try this and thank Temidayo later.
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*5. Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*

Which number is your favorite
Meet me 2morow for more

Before 2morow i remain your humble guy

Maybe 1 & 5. But that's a big maybe.