I have a friend who has a problem - he has been up to no good (he cheats) and the wife found out. He needs help to save his marriage. Because he is a friend of mine, i don't know what kind of advice i can give to him. He said that cheating is part of his 'man ego' and he cannot do without it but still loves his children and his wife. The wife has now chucked him out of the house and is in desperate need. I have no clue how to help him so if any of you have any advice i can give to him, please feel free to post your ideas.

He says he can't do without it, and you still feel the need to solicit for advice on his behalf?
Like he did not meet his wife while cheating?

He is not a real African man for sure. We don't need advice for what is truly our birth right.(as kpe jumping from poohsie to poohsie) He should move in with one of the other babes jor.
Just to give the aggrieved wifey some time to be crying to her "Chi".

The wife, knowing our Naija sistaz will take him back. Leave them alone jare.

I can just imagine her crying and biting her fingers in her sleep, like one of those local women out there:

Chai!!! Chukwudi!. . .Chukwudi!. . .Chukwudi!
E we phockwam up? Why? Why? Why?
Chai!

Of course, ALL men are bound to cheat. Why do women fail to understand this? 
T*t* nor be gold I beg, no mata how you wash am!

LMAO
Blazay,u no well.I almost fell off my bed.Chi wetin?lol
@OP,Why bother?The only help im seeing u can offer is to accommodate him. . .you even stand the chance of enjoying all the left-over puccies . . .wharrabenefit
Don't worry abt the wife either,when shes done crying,she go enter "fasting and prayer" and afterwards use her legs waka go beg and bring "her man" home.Your friend is not a mugu,he knows that the wife wud forgive him,blame "herself" for sucking in bedmatics and "pushing" her man to cheat and finally knell and beg him to come back home.His immediate problem now is accommodation.He needs a place to constantly massage that his so called "man ego"
Phocking in session,don't disturb.
It is well!

a cheatin man deserves no family

She chose to marrying a cheater, to brag about having a husband. She must deal with it- hopefully he won't infect her with HIV/STD

Blazay: He says he can't do without it, and you still feel the need to solicit for advice on his behalf?
Like he did not meet his wife while cheating?

He is not a real African man for sure. We don't need advice for what is truly our birth right.(as kpe jumping from poohsie to poohsie) He should move in with one of the other babes jor.
Just to give the aggrieved wifey some time to be crying to her "Chi".

The wife, knowing our Naija sistaz will take him back. Leave them alone jare.

I can just imagine her crying and biting her fingers in her sleep, like one of those local women out there:

Chai!!! Chukwudi!. . .Chukwudi!. . .Chukwudi!
E we phockwam up? Why? Why? Why?
Chai!

Of course, ALL men are bound to cheat. Why do women fail to understand this? 
T*t* nor be gold I beg, no mata how you wash am!

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

zayhal: a cheatin man deserves no family

Ofcourse what are you teaching those kids!see men shud stop all this ofe egusi and ogbono stuffs it wunt pay u gud,how cn u ave a wife and luvly kids and still play around.if she decides to whateve that makes her happy and abandon u and kids will u lk it.Is only this stupid country dat welcomes such stupid act,wen dey go outside all does white gurls humbles them.You alos forget about old age wen all those stuffs happens,what u are doing now will later in life come face to face and u wudnt know what to do,mayube by then is late.I tank God u ave lil gurls sure they will be treated the same way by their husbands simple.

zayhal: a cheatin man deserves no family

Thank you sister for sharing my philosophy.

Blazay:
Of course, ALL men are bound to cheat. Why do women fail to understand this? 
T*t* nor be gold I beg, no mata how you wash am!

How ignorant, how clueless, how naïve, how immature

Women will come out screaming for blazay's head for telling them the truth! African women can forgive adultery!
At OP! Do not involve yourself in marital disputes, hang out with your guy give him ɑ̤̈̊ room †☺ sleep! When Madam tire She go come beg A̶̲̥̅♏!

ifyalways: LMAO
Blazay,u no well.I almost fell off my bed.Chi wetin?lol
@OP,Why bother?The only help im seeing u can offer is to accommodate him. . .you even stand the chance of enjoying all the left-over puccies . . .wharrabenefit
Don't worry abt the wife either,when shes done crying,she go enter "fasting and prayer" and afterwards use her legs waka go beg and bring "her man" home.Your friend is not a mugu,he knows that the wife wud forgive him,blame "herself" for sucking in bedmatics and "pushing" her man to cheat and finally knell and beg him to come back home.His immediate problem now is accommodation.He needs a place to constantly massage that his so called "man ego"
Phocking in session,don't disturb.
It is well!