1. Googlers: This group don't really know about nairaland, they don't even know what nairaland is all about. All they know is that each time they make a google search, they keep landing on this mysterious website that always have the answer that they are looking for.

2. Guest: This people have known nairaland, they enjoy the atmosphere but for one reason or the other, they are yet to create account on the forum.

3. Front pagers: This category is usually dominated by new members, they don't go beyond the Front page, any news or story not on front page is not worth reading.

4. First Impressionist: These ones are new, they want to create first impression, they fighting for FTC, STC and they all wannabe like their idol, someone on this category Enudapan, MickzyDonald.

5. Veteran: These ones are on nairaland for a purpose, they scan through all the nairaland session, they are usually sincere and rarely insults people. They are not looking for FTC anymore rather they are looking towards to making more front pages so that their voice of genuine reason may be heard. Veterans usually do not comments on any post where comments had already exceeded 2 pages.

6. The Good content Creators: These set of people create the most Interesting and meaningful threads on Nairaland, Notable mentions: Explorers, Zimri, Mascejbs e.t.c.

7. The Ghosts: The Ghosts are the mysterious ones, some of them are registered as far back as 2007 yet no sign of them, whether the ghosts was ever here remains a mystery, but a reliable ghost hunter once told me that, the ghosts are responsible for most likes and shares as they have no form or means of being noticed, thanks to these ghost nairaland had remained a mysterious and hunted ground.

8. Evil Genius: These ones care only about doing evil they will be claiming different ethnic group, political party and tribe, all they do is trying to take responsibility of any evil on behalf of the tribe, political party or gender they hate.

9. Legends: These ones are popular in a certain way, some of them are legendary evil while some are good most of them are paid agent, while the others are promoting their business or other agenda example of people in this category Helinues, Ilegend, Omenka, Autojosh, The Grill Man etc.

10. Deities: These ones have gotten cults of followers that worship them of some sort, they are usually envied by the lords as such they are frequently banned, they are seen as the light of truth by the people, as much as they are being loved and worshiped they are scorned and hated alike. People in this Category includes Nwaamaikpe, Slawomir, RIGHTEOUSNESS89, Ubunja, Late HungerBad etc.

11. Lords: These ones, I don't need to say anything good or bad about them, if you know you know, but notable names here includes Mind44, Lalasticalla etc.

12. Overlord: There is just one overlords ever on nairaland and he is Seun Osewa , just like a god no one knows where he lives, no one really knows what he's really like but we all believe he exists, he is The GFRC of nairaland, the only people that call him to order are investors, Chief priest of Ogun and maybe The President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Note that this is just my personal observation and also some other nairaland contributors, it was not intended to hurt or discredit anyone, I apologise in advance if you find this personally offensive.

YOU FAILED TO REPRESENT RIGHTEOUSNESS89 THE OFFICIAL PASTOR OF NAIRALAND WHO COLLECTS NO TITHE AND OFFERING

osamz007:
YOU FAILED TO REPRESENT RIGHTEOUSNESS89 THE OFFICIAL PASTOR OF NAIRALAND WHO COLLECTS NO TITHE AND OFFERING

Sorry I will update him, he is a deity

MickzyDonald:

he's coming for you

I'm ready for his sermons

MickzyDonald:
where's ilegend, the all time chicken slaughter

The big gbola man who earns money while sleeping

osamz007:
YOU FAILED TO REPRESENT RIGHTEOUSNESS89 THE OFFICIAL PASTOR OF NAIRALAND WHO COLLECTS NO TITHE AND OFFERING

The trouble maker Mickzydonald just let me catch you once

Beggers..always displaying their acct details like daily mail with " just had an operation, been out of job for two months, or "haven't eaten since morning

ITKs...quick to argue and always refers to others as " kid" asif na their papa issue out birth certificate

This cracked me up, a little

chocboi78:
Beggers..always displaying their acct details like daily mail with " just had an operation, been out of job for two months, or "haven't eaten since morning

ITKs...quick to argue and always refers to others as " kid" asif na their papa issue out birth certificate

Although I don't wish to recognise anyone as begger, begging is something most normal people are not proud to do, I don't think it right to recognize people as beggars even if they beg for a living, majority of beggars are really in need even though some able bodied people still begs, you still need to understand that even those who pretend to be beggers are morally deprived and as such you don't need to label them, if you can't help just ignore them, people are really going through terrible times. As for the other categories you mentioned lol, it is quite true the ITK but they are not defined, almost anyone on nairaland falls in that category, even modes, lol

Nwanyiogwashi:

Another celebrity, wey never too blow, she is in the same Level with the Kedike crooner (Chidimma), an ethnic champion, one of the major defender of the Igbo tribe, she's a nairaland veteran

This list is rigged, Buhari must hear this, this is an inconclusive list, I repeat inconclusive, copy inconclusive

5 - veteran

11. The Good content Creators: These set of people create the most Interesting and meaningful threads on Nairaland, Notable mentions: Explorers, Zimri, Macsjebs e.t.c.

Raydos:
11. The Good content Creators: These set of people create the most Interesting and meaningful threads on Nairaland, Notable mentions: Explorers, Zimri, Macsjebs e.t.c.

Noted, list updated, thanks for the contribution

Where the female bashers dey!



Pocohantas and Dominique enemies!!!

christejames:
Where the female bashers dey!



Pocohantas and Dominique enemies!!!

Those ones are not Genuine with their agitations, the bash women on nairaland but deceiving women in DM in other places, they are Ubunja's minions and foot soldiers

what about those who are only here to read comments? I mean the comment readers association of nairaland.

AlexBells:

Another celebrity, wey never too blow, she is in the same Level with the Kedike crooner (Chidimma), an ethnic champion, one of the major defender of the Igbo tribe, she's a nairaland veteran

I for don blow like tiwa if say I dey deny my Igbo people from East

What about those that have an account but never created any topic which i am one of them.
They are not totally useless because all those "likes" and "shares" na we dey run am.

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Nwanyiogwashi:
I for don blow like tiwa if say I dey deny my Igbo people from East

We from the East love you and you are our own celebrity, Family first anyway anytime

okpukpu:
What about those that have an account but never created any topic which i am one of them.
They are not totally useless because all those "likes" and "shares" na we dey run am.

But wait oo, why have you not created any topic so I think that's the next category ghost members lol

AlexBells:

We from the East love you and you are our own celebrity, Family first anyway anytime

What about the BMCs?