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Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by armyjassy101(m): 6:02pm On Nov 29, 2020
Guys what's the funniest superstition you were made to believe, either you know know the truth or you are still believing it......

Mine you must not talk while removing the feathers of a chicken if you do the feathers will keep growing.

(2) you must not eat at the door if you do the food won't enter your stomach ...lol

Guys drop yours.

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by longetivity(m): 6:05pm On Nov 29, 2020
dead people visits their homes every Thursday grin

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by alexsoftwork(m): 6:25pm On Nov 29, 2020
U we have lizard finger nails, if they eat your cut nails.

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by goodmorning40: 7:06pm On Nov 29, 2020
Do not sweep your house at night or else you are sweeping away your riches and wealth

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by BigBrother9ja: 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
That pdpǐgs will remain in power till 2050

That APCshit will bring change

That 1 dollar will be 1 Naira


That fuel will sell for N45 per litre

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by BigBrother9ja: 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
That Igbos will have biafura

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by BigBrother9ja: 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
That Christianity is the one true religion

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by brosom(m): 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Nobody: 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
A number of them, one is: if you blow whistles at night, you calling snakes and they did come, lol grin grin

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by AgathaMoses(f): 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
do nt whistle @ nite 2 avoid evil spirit

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Righteousness89(m): 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
Growing up as a kid, I was told to throw my broken tooth on the roof so my tooth will grow again!



This one is not a Superstition! It's is a Fact!
No Matter what you have or you don't have, if you Depart this Earth Without JESUS Christ! It's a Waste of Existence. It's Hell Fire straight!

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by NaijaGoBetter20: 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
longetivity:
dead people visits their homes every Thursday grin

Guess you're a Muslim

We used to hold special prayer back then....

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by dukeprince50: 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
Everyone has his own moon, and the moon will always follow u when u are walking.


There is a lady called miss koi koi in our primary school.

If you loose a tooth, throw it on the zinc.

The bird called great egret are called "Shekeleke" and if u are fortunate enough to see it, just wave at it and sing a particular song, it will give u a white finger nails

There is a particular size a python will grow, it will start laying diamonds.

If somebody bite u, rub it with fowl droppings and the person will loose his teeth.

If u have itchy palm, u will have money soon. coincidentally, this one works.

India beat Nigeria 99:1



BTW lalasticlala please my last thread needs ur attention

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by slawormiir: 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...

Grab my weed while I read comments as a real niggarrr

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by PotatoSalad(m): 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
Flashing torchlight at the sky while it rains will cause thunder to strike you.

Flapping your fingers at a particular species of birds and saying some bs words will make your fingernails white

There's Mamnywater in poster colours
angry

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by joesh94: 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by YorubaKinging: 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
The end is near

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
That Buhari will make 1 naira equal to 1 dollar angry angry

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by Bobotic(m): 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
Mine was Girls are no longer Seductive BUT Sex & Naked Addicts

No Girl have one BOYFRIEND currently! Even some married ladies embarassed


God Help Us All.

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by kingxsamz(m): 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2020
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That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by esutstar(m): 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
Hmmmm we are tired in this country
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by tillaman(m): 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
Tooth fairies �‍♀️
Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by anochuko01(m): 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by PCG001: 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
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"ɨʄ ʏօʊʀ քaʀɛռts ɮɛat ʏօʊ աɨtɦ ɮʀօօʍ
ʏօʊʀ քɛռɨs աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ sʍaʟʟɛʀ" grin grin
օʍօɦ tɦɛ ɢɮօʟa stɨʟʟ ɖɛʏ sɦɨʄt & ɖaʍaɢɛ աօʍɮ tɨʟʟ ɖatɛ օօ❗❗ cheesy cheesy

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by SocialJustice: 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
Sprinkle biro ink in a white basin of water and a mermaid will appear.

If lizard bites you, thunder must strike for it to release you.

If a baby bends down and looks through her legs, it can see spirits.

If your food falls on the floor, leave it beciaee devil has eaten it.

If you're sent on errand with the floor spat on, you must return before the spit dries, else your teeth rots.

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by kayyzz: 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
Don't laugh at the poor or you will be as poor as they are

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by SpecialAdviser(m): 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
I was told to eat the watery part of yam to grow tall.

If my tooth pulled I throw on house roof to regrow

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Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by ebexofficial: 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
Me

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