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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Odunnu: 10:55am On Mar 31, 2011
Ermmm: Waiter!
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2011
Odunnu:

Ermmm: Waiter!

Yes dearie
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:05pm On Mar 31, 2011
annawhite:

Young man I hope u r not ignoring me,I came in before this young woman sitteth here
I'm trying sO hard not to strangle you with that apron,please serve me my food jor

Sorry ma'am

Your food is ready
I am giving you a free drink for your patience

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Odunnu: 2:08pm On Mar 31, 2011
Can I have a stick of cigar and kindly show me where to puff
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2011
This Akpu wey serve my sister is to soft jor and which kind fanta be dis? na Nigeria Breweries own she want angry angry angry angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:15pm On Mar 31, 2011
ayomifull:

u still dont have recipe for my ifokore? i am starving now pls
may be i hv to make do with asaro while waiting
i will like to have efo riro and eja tutu with it pls

Please enjoy your meal.
I am adding fish to it as VAS

Thanks for your patronage

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by babyme1(f): 2:16pm On Mar 31, 2011
Please serve me a plate of dog meat with a calabash of palmwine to go with it.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:33pm On Mar 31, 2011
Odunnu:

Can I have a stick of cigar and kindly show me where to puff

Odunnu! Odunnu! Odunnu!
How many times did I call you!

Anyway, your wish is my command
You can come and smoke in my office
Sit over there and spread your legs wide apart. cheesy cheesy cheesy
I need to see all the smoke exit points  grin grin grin

Meanwhile, make your choice from my Cuaba CIgar pack  kiss

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by tjskii(f): 2:46pm On Mar 31, 2011
sweery, this kitchen bizness is taking so much of ur time,u don't even have time for me anymore,im getting tired of this o, sha gimme amala and gbegiri with ice water, make i take step down dis hot afternoon tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 2:47pm On Mar 31, 2011
the business is not only taking his time, it is turning him to a flirt cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 31, 2011
tjskii:

sweery, this kitchen bizness is taking so much of your time,u don't even have time for me anymore,im getting tired of this o, sha gimme amala and gbegiri with ice water, make i take step down dis hot afternoon tongue

My dear no be lie you talk.

Can you come help sweery in the kitchen?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:05pm On Mar 31, 2011
tjskii:

sweery, this kitchen bizness is taking so much of your time,u don't even have time for me anymore,im getting tired of this o, sha gimme amala and gbegiri with ice water, make i take step down dis hot afternoon tongue

Babe,

Have your request dearie.
All your meals here are free of charge
kiss kiss kiss

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by tjskii(f): 3:06pm On Mar 31, 2011
Firearm:

My dear no be lie you talk.

Can you come help sweery in the kitchen?
^^4wia, abeg i no dey do dat kain love jare,get a cheff, u know i dont enjoy being stresed in anyway,im a princess and i shud be treated like one cheesy cheesy cheesy
iyatrustee:

the business is not only taking his time, it is turning him to a flirt cheesy cheesy cheesy

comment on this remark youngman,is this true angry angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by babyme1(f): 4:44pm On Mar 31, 2011
Where is my dog meat and palmwine? angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by annawhite(f): 6:23pm On Mar 31, 2011
baby.me:

Where is my dog meat and palmwine? angry
heeehHaw!
Please serve us with unripe plantain
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by babyme1(f): 9:27am On Apr 01, 2011
annawhite:

heeehHaw!
Please serve us with unripe plantain

Oh la la. Pls add some perewinkles. Ermmm,the palmwine should come inside a calabash bc that is how we do it in Obio Efik cool
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by snthesis(m): 8:29am On Apr 04, 2011
[size=88pt]THREAD LOCKED[/size]
courtesy management - serving of unauthorized,unsnthesized Food is against code 2134 of NLAFDAC 2011 angry angry angry angry angry


btw madam no dey house- can i have rice and shicken sharp sharp
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by wendybaby(f): 10:25am On Apr 04, 2011
^lol
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 10:39am On Apr 04, 2011
snthesis:

courtesy management - serving of unauthorized,unsnthesized Food is against code 2134 of NLAFDAC 2011 angry angry angry angry angry


btw madam no dey house- can i have rice and shicken sharp sharp

Hungry man,
c'mon enjoy ur meal grin grin

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by wendybaby(f): 10:43am On Apr 04, 2011
Fire,
a cup of tea with toast bread for my b/fast plz.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by snthesis(m): 11:49am On Apr 04, 2011
Firearm:

Hungry man,
c'mon enjoy your meal grin grin

nothing beats competition- firearm 1- 0 Missy B
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 12:35pm On Apr 04, 2011
wendybaby:

Fire,
a cup of tea with toast bread for my b/fast plz.


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Baby,

Enjoy your breakfast
Plus a cup of juice from me to you[/font]

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by wendybaby(f): 5:04pm On Apr 04, 2011
hmm, so 9ce of u Fire kiss

wts on d menu for dinner?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:09pm On Apr 04, 2011
wendybaby:

hmm, so 9ce of u Fire kiss

wts on d menu for dinner?

anything you want baby.

most probably continental

kiss kiss kiss
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Pweety4me(f): 6:08pm On Apr 04, 2011
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by snthesis(m): 7:24pm On Apr 04, 2011
^^off to d romance section tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by wendybaby(f): 1:16pm On Apr 05, 2011
Synth,
is that an invitation? cool

Firearm:

anything you want baby.

most probably continental

kiss kiss kiss

so 9c of u Fire, if dt be d case, I'd prefer turducken plz
***nd a glass of bellies***. Thanks my love kiss
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:17am On Apr 06, 2011
, Indomie pls grin

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Chubhie: 2:50pm On Apr 06, 2011
BIA Wokem. can i get akpu and ofe nesala with a freshly tapped palmwine?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 3:01pm On Apr 06, 2011
so people still come here to eat undecided undecided undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by lahips: 4:28pm On Apr 06, 2011
.....
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 7:33pm On Apr 06, 2011
lahips:

the afang being served in this kitchen is a slap to my origin. i am a full blown Calabar Babe, and this is no afang, please firearm you might need to speak to a calabar lady on how to go about preparing Afang and Edikangikong. trying to help so you dont lose your customers.

Babe,

Do you mind if I come for totorials tutorials at your place
You can teach me how to cook it better

Dont bother. I am more than capable and will pay you very well for your services wink wink wink

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