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Broke Guy Need Your Help by LOKOLESCO(m): 1:24pm On Dec 29, 2020
To all my darling mothers and fathers in the house,I really need your assistance here.
it was my first time experience of impregnating a lady in my life and I don't really know what it really takes to be a father,am not financially bouyant enough to have a baby yet and at the same time I don't support abortion,though I can't say the pregnancy comes as a mistakes in as much as you are having unprotected sex with your partner,it shouldn't come as surprised. the unplanned event as occur and I really need your support for a way out here,am a divorce child which implied that I grow up out of the midst of my parents,the struggle as continue ever since I realized I have no one except God,I buckle up to sponsor myself to school with the help of my grandparent.,but ever since the demise of grandpa,things as been worry some cos the little I was earning in my place of work is not really enough to settled for my personal need not to talk about savings cos my salary is 12k.
I secure another job of 18k later which give me the ample opportunity to save a little in other to sponsor myself through National Diploma in 2017,after the conclusion of my ND am having the hope of securing a job which will at least saves me a little longer from extreme poverty but at the end I secure one job with same 15k and accommodation,(hmmm life itself is a war)
to cut the long story short,its was in my place of work that I meet these last and she have all the potential quality of a wife,t
it was these qualities that change my perspectives about abortion cos I don't think we need to abort the child that we intentionally called.Pls to all the experienced fathera and mothers in the house,I dnt really know how to go along with it cos it almost two month to her bedtime and my savings is far away than what I need.Pls can anybody advised me on how to go along with 30k for baby things and hospital thing(it really funny though but am in soup already) and any financial assistance pls.
thanks for your contribution.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by falcon01: 1:30pm On Dec 29, 2020
you sound too smart to make this stupid mistake

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by richmondefosa(m): 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2020
I don't want to say what is on my mind. angry angry angry angry angry

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Tony142: 3:19pm On Dec 29, 2020
if u can impregnate a lady without us given u advice on how to Bleep her, then u should also know how to carry your cross without disturbing our peace of mind #nonsense

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Karleb(m): 7:53pm On Dec 29, 2020
Your mistake is not using condom.
Welcome to poverty.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2020
100 naira Gold Circle condom would have saved you this So Long A Letter. angry You like skin to skin, you like skin to skin, yet when the consequences of skin to skin shows face, you'll develop high BP and be running heleta seketa.

J111333, come and adopt pikin.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by dearygally: 11:26pm On Dec 29, 2020
LOKOLESCO:
To all my darling mothers and fathers in the house,I really need your assistance here.
it was my first time experience of impregnating a lady in my life and I don't really know what it really takes to be a father,am not financially bouyant enough to have a baby yet and at the same time I don't support abortion,though I can't say the pregnancy comes as a mistakes in as much as you are having unprotected sex with your partner,it shouldn't come as surprised. the unplanned event as occur and I really need your support for a way out here,am a divorce child which implied that I grow up out of the midst of my parents,the struggle as continue ever since I realized I have no one except God,I buckle up to sponsor myself to school with the help of my grandparent.,but ever since the demise of grandpa,things as been worry some cos the little I was earning in my place of work is not really enough to settled for my personal need not to talk about savings cos my salary is 12k.
I secure another job of 18k later which give me the ample opportunity to save a little in other to sponsor myself through National Diploma in 2017,after the conclusion of my ND am having the hope of securing a job which will at least saves me a little longer from extreme poverty but at the end I secure one job with same 15k and accommodation,(hmmm life itself is a war)
to cut the long story short,its was in my place of work that I meet these last and she have all the potential quality of a wife,t
it was these qualities that change my perspectives about abortion cos I don't think we need to abort the child that we intentionally called.Pls to all the experienced fathera and mothers in the house,I dnt really know how to go along with it cos it almost two month to her bedtime and my savings is far away than what I need.Pls can anybody advised me on how to go along with 30k for baby things and hospital thing(it really funny though but am in soup already) and any financial assistance pls.
thanks for your contribution.
only 3major concerns
Diaper, Baby milk(if your baby wants to show you power,he or she will take only SMA GOLD),and baby wipe
Pls don't forget tissue(for the tears and catarrh) and panadol(At some point you will truly realize the consequence of what you have done but madam will realize way ahead of you)..
Buckle up..

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Nobody: 11:40pm On Dec 29, 2020
Ishilove:
100 naira Gold Circle condom would have saved you this So Long A Letter. angry You like skin to skin, you like skin to skin, when the consequences of skin to skin shows face, you'll develop high BP and be running heleta seketa.

J111333, come and adopt pikin.
Pikin wey give woman belle before his papa give woman belle, that one na pikin?
Hunculu chose diaper over condom so he should be ready to have busy nights changing the diaper.

The deed is done so he should man up and face the challenges. Kids are bundle of joy from God but a man should always make sure there's enough room in the trunk of his car to accommodate the bundle.

Two words for him, work hard.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 11:46pm On Dec 29, 2020
J111333:
Pikin wey give woman belle before her papa give woman belle, that one na pikin?
Hunculu chose diaper over condom so he should be ready to have busy nights changing the diaper.

The deed is done so he should man up and face the challenges. Kids are bundle of joy from God but a man should always make sure there's enough room in the trunk of his car to accommodate the bundle.

Two words for him, work hard.
@bolded. Deep.

I wish all these horny_ people will think twice before taking a dive into the pink sea without wearing a bathing suit. 5 minutes of pleasure (in some cases, 3 minutes) can cause a shitload of complications

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Nobody: 11:56pm On Dec 29, 2020
Ishilove:

@bolded. Deep.

I wish all these horny_ people will think twice before taking a dive into the pink sea without wearing a bathing suit. 5 minutes of pleasure (in some cases, 3 minutes) can cause a shitload of complications
My dear, a wise man will take a hard look at the picture below whenever he goes into a store.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 11:58pm On Dec 29, 2020
J111333:
My dear, a wise man will take a hard look at the picture below whenever he goes into any store.
Lol. The foolish ones who are in the majority have their eyes locked on KY Jelly and will not give diapers a second glance.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by LewsTherin: 6:35am On Dec 30, 2020
Ishilove, J111333
Savage!

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 7:25am On Dec 30, 2020
LewsTherin:
Ishilove, J111333
Savage!
Bros, like J111 said, the OP should werk hard. It is too early in his parenting journey to start passing the responsibility to others.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 8:22am On Dec 30, 2020
But why guys dey fvck up like this na,you ain't bouyant enough to take care of urself,but you dey straff without condoms..wat were you expecting??Am a struggling hustler like you,i dey bleep too,but i won't make the mistake of getting a lady pregnant cause i know i can't afford it.Abeg guys make we dey try use our number 6.Lastly,i thank God for the perfection of my withrawal skills. Happy new year in advance

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 10:52am On Dec 30, 2020
gfon:
But why guys dey fvck up like this na,you ain't bouyant enough to take care of urself,but you dey straff without condoms..wat were you expecting??Am a struggling hustler like you,i dey bleep too,but i won't make the mistake of getting a lady pregnant cause i know i can't afford it.Abeg guys make we dey try use our number 6.Lastly,i thank God for the perfection of my withrawal skills. Happy new year in advance
Toh. Be careful lest you end up like this guy below who felt very confident about his pull out game.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by fineboynl(m): 10:54am On Dec 30, 2020
Ishilove:

Lol. The foolish ones who are in the majority have their eyes locked on KY Jelly and will not give diapers a second glance.
must he buy a disposable diapers. during our days there was no diapers, we eat akamu pap. the modern generation giving themselves unnecessarily problem.
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 10:57am On Dec 30, 2020
Ishilove:

Toh. Be careful lest you end up like this guy below who felt very confident about his pull out game.
nah,my pull out game is first class,took me patience to train myself.Never let the excitement of sex control you,have dominance over it.I decide when i wanna cum during love making.
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 11:06am On Dec 30, 2020
fineboynl:
must he buy a disposable diapers. during our days there was no diapers, we eat akamu pap. the modern generation giving themselves unnecessarily problem.

We should always strive to be better than the previous generation.

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 1:03pm On Dec 30, 2020
gfon:
nah,my pull out game is first class,took me patience to train myself.Never let the excitement of sex control you,have dominance over it.I decide when i wanna cum during love making.
That's what you will say until you hear "I've missed my period"

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 1:08pm On Dec 30, 2020
Ishilove:

That's what you will say until you hear "I've missed my period"
missed period ke,you would find it na.Even with my eyes closed my pull out is tight,took me 3years to train my boday,now it's easy like taking a stroll in da park
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2020
gfon:
missed period ke,you would find it na.Even with my eyes closed my pull out is tight,took me 3years to train my boday,now it's easy like taking a stroll in da park
Twale. Bashorun lori obo. Ogbeni Gfon Dobodobo.
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 7:56pm On Dec 30, 2020
Ishilove:
Twale. Bashorun lori obo. Ogbeni Gfon Dobodobo.
lol,you be clown aswear

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Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by mariahAngel(f): 8:29pm On Dec 30, 2020
LOKOLESCO:
To all my darling mothers and fathers in the house,I really need your assistance here.
it was my first time experience of impregnating a lady in my life and I don't really know what it really takes to be a father,am not financially bouyant enough to have a baby yet and at the same time I don't support abortion,though I can't say the pregnancy comes as a mistakes in as much as you are having unprotected sex with your partner,it shouldn't come as surprised. the unplanned event as occur and I really need your support for a way out here,am a divorce child which implied that I grow up out of the midst of my parents,the struggle as continue ever since I realized I have no one except God,I buckle up to sponsor myself to school with the help of my grandparent.,but ever since the demise of grandpa,things as been worry some cos the little I was earning in my place of work is not really enough to settled for my personal need not to talk about savings cos my salary is 12k.
I secure another job of 18k later which give me the ample opportunity to save a little in other to sponsor myself through National Diploma in 2017,after the conclusion of my ND am having the hope of securing a job which will at least saves me a little longer from extreme poverty but at the end I secure one job with same 15k and accommodation,(hmmm life itself is a war)
to cut the long story short,its was in my place of work that I meet these last and she have all the potential quality of a wife,t
it was these qualities that change my perspectives about abortion cos I don't think we need to abort the child that we intentionally called.Pls to all the experienced fathera and mothers in the house,I dnt really know how to go along with it cos it almost two month to her bedtime and my savings is far away than what I need.Pls can anybody advised me on how to go along with 30k for baby things and hospital thing(it really funny though but am in soup already) and any financial assistance pls.
thanks for your contribution.

I love your audacity! grin
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 10:40pm On Dec 30, 2020
gfon:
lol,you be clown aswear
tongue
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Ishilove: 10:41pm On Dec 30, 2020
mariahAngel:


I love your audacity! grin
As in ehn grin
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by oseoji: 10:46pm On Dec 30, 2020
Get an abortion and spare this child from the suffering it's about to enter because of it's parents carelessness.

No one is going to fund your choice to have a child, what happens after the birth? Will you come back?

No child should have to deal with this nonsense.
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 1:26am On Dec 31, 2020
Ishilove:
tongue
no worry na dat tongue of urs i go bite
Re: Broke Guy Need Your Help by Molahnelson(m): 2:57am On Dec 31, 2020
Bro's begging an impoverished people won't do you any good, go to the girls parents and explain yourself to them asking for pardon then tell them to speak good words and blessings to your joining and make sure you and your girlfriend or wife become a prayer warrior because the journey ahead of you guys is a tough one
Good luck mate

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