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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Akuruoulo(m): 1:03pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Masonkaycares:thanx boss |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Fifi2017: 1:10pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Una wan use laff finish me for here ooooo. Chai |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by davidque: 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
mosdii:Wow! I guess that includes your sisters, aunties, cousins, all the women you know. Shioor! 3 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by benji93: 1:26pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
No cry Bros. Na true you talk, but also the African mind is incapable of distinguishing bullshit from true talk. . OyinO: |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by WetSmoke: 1:34pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Not even shishi cococandy: |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by BigGuava: 2:11pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by STPEACE10: 2:15pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: Stop disgracing yourself. Your ignorance smells to high heavens. A simple check on Google should have prevented you from disgracing yourself on Nairaland. 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Timsilver(m): 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: You are talking about "Ancestry test" here. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Astra101: 2:40pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Masonkaycares:Hey! Life is deep. Life in itself is a mystery. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cococandy(f): 2:50pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by samuelpeters(m): 3:05pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: You said DNA probing has a 50% sensitivity and specificity( which is laughable in the first place) Now OyinO, tell me; what other ways can we determine the father of a child that has at least a 95% confidence (accuracy). If you can't answer this, then you are just another dumdum that mistakenly had access to the internet. Note: don't tell me to Google it. I want you to teach me. We are all here to learn after all ©️2021. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by WetSmoke: 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Naah, they just saw an opportunityto bash women as usual. cococandy: |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Kayharry(m): 3:40pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
No DNA needed
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cococandy(f): 3:57pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
WetSmoke:isn’t that always the case . Funny NL |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by pocohantas(f): 4:01pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
cococandy: Honestly, despite how they claim women hate themselves- this is one reason I love women. If na woman matter be this ehn, in the next one week, you go see like five independent groups wey go buy the matter. We no mind to even milk them to further our cause. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cococandy(f): 4:09pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
pocohantas:one was saying they should take money from women’s ministry to finance it for the men 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Angelnath(m): 4:09pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
yazga: But he didn't impregnate another man's wife na. Just try this with a real nigger even your kids will hate you for life. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by pocohantas(f): 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
cococandy: In his dreams. They should contribute for it. They are the richer and innovative gender. 2 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by innobarca(m): 4:17pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Hmmm. The DNA stuff is really making people to have sleepless nights recently. In the market,church, gathering, online, everywhere...... People are really talking about it. Some men has started looking at their kids very well and some women also has started to get worried. Nawao. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Angelnath(m): 4:25pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by ultimateprof: 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
If we're to adopt the western culture and life style which lots of Nigerians have already adopted, then DNA test is good to be carried out among couples whom might want to clarify some hidden issues that have to do with trust. But if we're to follow our culture which says that whatsoever a woman has after her bride price has been paid by her husband, that all those things both living and none living thing belongs to her husband. That's why in some part of the country, women are allowed to produce children for their husband be it dead or alive, from this point I think its not important for anyone who understood our culture to go about wasting his money doing DNA test. If you dont trust your wife you can part ways with her in peace, but remember that none have any wright to claim the kids even if DNA test proofs that they are not yours, but our culture says that they are yours because you paid their mother's bride price. Though I understand the pain that a man pass through; only to wake-up one day to find out that the children whom he taught are his are not biologically his, but heritagelly his. it's culturally wrong to desert the children at this junction because of the mistake of their careless mother, the man whom this kind of misfortune might have happened to should learn how to accept his fate. If all men learn how to be holy, like wise the women, then of whom will these seeds come from? As ye sow, so shall ye reap. The law of cause and effect. What goes around comes around is just that most of quickly forget. 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Sixfeetbelle: 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
My own issue about paternity tests is that men who wishes to do it must ensure the tests are 100% accurate before disowning the child. Cause I know he would lose much more if the test turns out to be an error years later. And while we are on the topic, I believe it's about time compulsory DNA collection started in this country as 50% of children in orphanages have living fathers and mothers who abandoned their responsibilities |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cassyrooy(m): 4:57pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Michelle55:Na men the matter affect pass o! |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 5:04pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by UsmanBabaIdris: 5:57pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
All I see is the price of widespread Promiscuity, Adultery and Fornication! Let's return ourselves to moral sanity. is indeed painful that after all the years and efforts in raising children, they end up not belonging to you. Is suicidal! |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by RealTreas(f): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
mosdii:, You be idiot. You, go and do a dna for your self. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by therajah: 6:40pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
austine4real:Not granted! |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: Shut up and stop disgracing yourself |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by munachiso58(m): 9:31pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
this trade ........sorry trend is making my day lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Athemisia: 10:18pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
NeoWanZaeed:A child can look like a man, take the man's trait and yet not be his own... Because during the period of conception the husband could still be sleeping with his wife thereby releasing his own DNA in his semen to mixed with the fetus.. |
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