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Driver I Am Impressed! by simplymee: 7:39pm On Mar 30, 2011
I experienced sweat in the midst of A.C travelling from ABUJA to Kaduna due to the fact that your tummy dey gossip from an after effect of wrong combination. I was well dressed but did not know how to address the situation rather i told the ddriver:
''DRIVER WHALLAHI I AM IMPRESSED'' INSTEAD OF DRIVER I AM PRESSED''He continued not until my face began to change and there was sweat that i exclaimed in sincerity 'DRIVER, NA TOILET I WAN GO' HELP THE NEEDY'
LETS KNOW YOUR CASE
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by chima2011: 10:14pm On Mar 30, 2011
1.Simply why be say simple sense u no get.
2.U are d most talented dry joke person on NL.
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by vincent10(m): 10:22pm On Mar 30, 2011
chima2011:

1.Simply why be say simple sense u no get.
2.U are d most talented dry joke person on NL.
This is the joke.
@op u no wise?
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by simplymee: 10:45pm On Mar 30, 2011
define dry joke for me?
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by bikokwe(m): 10:54pm On Mar 30, 2011
The guy try jare! written joke different frm said/verbal joke
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by simplymee: 11:00pm On Mar 30, 2011
abeg tell them ooooo.
if u guys can pen down something interesting down i go hail una.
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by simplymee: 11:18pm On Mar 30, 2011
a major challenge can control your movement , telling u to STOP, GO UP SLOWLY, COME DOWN, NOW CONTINUE YOUR MOVEMENT.
It is a respecter of nobody. no matter your qualification, social background , age , all na figure to am. WHEN HIM SHOW; Try understand your tummy structure in ur caban, you work place, any where even when u dey use night bus travel. make u check well o.
Re: Driver I Am Impressed! by chima2011: 8:20am On Mar 31, 2011
At ur first question dry joke is a joke dat makes a happy person sad.
2.biko ebi like say u dey d same association with am i.e DRY JOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRA LAND. In short DJANL.
3.stop consoling ur sef because u no try at all.

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