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| Best Joke Of The Year! by Nobody: 6:34am On Apr 01, 2011 |
APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOL  |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by Nobody: 8:30am On Apr 01, 2011 |
Er to avoid angry mob this morning, lemme appease una wiv this. . . A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin, g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you Hot bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land." |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by oderemo(m): 11:43am On Apr 01, 2011 |
BADDESSSSSSS JOKE.  THAT IS CRACKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGFUNNY |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by Nobody: 11:46am On Apr 01, 2011 |
Thats for April 1st |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by shakara4u(m): 12:52pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
| crazy, nice one bro |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by fonzie: 4:06pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
mehn this is good . thumbs up @poster |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by neyshed: 9:24pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Mogbo moya nice one bro |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by lysaa(f): 11:45pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Hmm the rooster is perverted. Lol |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by jackpot(f): 12:22am On Apr 02, 2011 |
That's all we get from a perverted & immoral mind screwing dangling prick busting condomz El-GOAT, when you go repent? Chai! |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by lysaa(f): 7:16am On Apr 02, 2011 |
Hmm? Thot we're talkin about a rooster here?  |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by jackpot(f): 10:34am On Apr 02, 2011 |
He's thinking about roosters screwing each other. . .now that's perverted  |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
^ Bros how far?? Are u stil unemployed??  |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by jackpot(f): 3:17pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
^^make i come work as a male-stripper 4 ya  |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by Nobody: 4:27pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
Chai! I would have loved giving u a chance there bros Er but its unfortunate u've got a young moses that fails to attain to the firm's standards!  |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by jackpot(f): 4:47pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
what of old moses? I get dat one & it's long 9 |
| Re: Best Joke Of The Year! by Nobody: 5:06pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
Mr forget it abeg, ur chances are slim Dont even think the ladies will like u, ur face is discouraging |
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