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I Cannot Come And Kill Myself by Chigo247(m): 2:13am On Feb 27, 2021
So on Sunday last week,,,,, this our pastor told me to sit on a wheelchair and pretend I can't walk,,,,,, I said okiooo cause money was involved �� so I sat quietly waiting for my time for pastor to come and pray for me as usual,,,,,,, just as I was the third person in line and I have already been day dreaming of what i will buy with the money �,,, immidetly i heard a gun shot outside �� ,,,,, ,,,,, the rest is just a history ���
Re: I Cannot Come And Kill Myself by LoveFayfay(f): 8:14am On Feb 27, 2021
Mad ooo. Laughing in spanish
Re: I Cannot Come And Kill Myself by chiiraq802(m): 8:28pm On Feb 27, 2021
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If pastor Japa.... why won't you japa.... lolssss

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