So this morning my younger brother went into the bathroom to have his bath only for him to dash out with Usain Bolt lightning speed screaming my name and shouting SNAKE SNAKE��

So big o. Are we in snake season? I moved to a new area and am thinking of fumigating the compound

Lalasticlala, time to move your food to the mountain!

This snake is terrific.


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Na where you dey live..

I see that you're surrounded by bushes.

Try to clear them once in a while.

Have the pipe leading to your bathroom covered with bab wire or covering that permits water flow.

Lastly, tell your brother to call his ex's to say Hi.

It could be an attack, same way we killed a black snake in my compound, another big black snake came to attack me in the dream.

All my enemies shall be my footstool.

U need invite fumigation guys to your environ

So this morning my younger brother went into the bathroom to have his bath only for him to dash out with Usain Bolt lightning speed screaming my name and shouting SNAKE SNAKE��

Oh La La......

'Ahmad, SNAKE SNAKE,
Ahmad SNAKE SNAKE....'

That tin looong oooo.

Thank God for life....

Where are the catering professional chef. Mr la-la is at the dining table waiting for his meal. I think this should be his last meal for February.

hmmm

Na black mamba be this oo

OP na better meat be this o

Op person no fit come play with you again?

Kai na God save your balls

Hmmmmm. The Snake wear chain con visit you. You better appease your village people through Laslasticlala. One cow and a keg of palmwine will do. Laslasticlala is watching in the background

God continue to guide and protect us oo. Me whey no get mind to kill something na people I for call ooo...


@Lala will reveal d connect he has with snakes later sha

Oh LaLa! worry Thy flesh no more, cus Thy prayers have been answered.

In other note

Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
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urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
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ones we're managing, do you want us to
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ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
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and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
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Not to talk of the way you're spending
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managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully

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The bold got me.

Why kill an innocent snake?.

Hmmmmmm, playing with a dead snake with the head intact is very risky oh...

Must be from suck away

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Oh La La

SHUT UP!

DaniWhizbang:
OP na better meat be this o

Na dem....
Dey eat anything......

Did he shout "snake snake" or he screamed "la-la lala"
Well, there's going to be a get together today.

Damm...the mama dey come
Prepare o

Nairaland n � snake thread be like 5 n 6

This issue of snake making the front page Every time is starting to get irritating

Ahmadm:
So this morning my younger brother went into the bathroom to have his bath only for him to dash out with Usain Bolt lightning speed screaming my name and shouting SNAKE SNAKE��

Is there bush around your house or did the snake enter through the soak away/toilet chamber? You need to know so as to forestall others that might come to avenge their dead comrade.

Lalasticlala has done his work again �