Dear future wife if you can't cook pounded yam 3 times in a day for me, you are not ready for marriage
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I fainted when a lady told me she's my friend on bluetooth.
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I am ridding wheel before, now i am ridding tyre.. Sheybi i told you i go make it
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Do you know that a person that sell fish is called a selfish person
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I though my life has end when i poured a soldeir garri away, thank God nothing happen to me, but please how can i get wheelchair?
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I love having s*x but when the lady started moarning i fear my d*ck
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Guys you want a lady with standing boobs abi? Kindly remove ur boxer and take a look at ur balls if they are standing idiot
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I'm not a christian but i know that father abraham is the father of jesus christ
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On the day of judgement i will let angel gabriel know i'm a sharp guy by telling him"Angel gabriel how far now?"
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God if na butter go delay my daily bread please bring the bread i go eat am with anointing oil
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My mind is telling my future son will be albino, never no be my house e dey come