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| "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by Niflheim(m): 11:10am On Mar 20, 2021 |
If you are an atheist, thank your stars that you do not have to endure another man's stinking smelling buttocks resting on your face!!! FULL STORY: I have bad gas, ask my wife. I actually think I'm pretty talented at farting, and if there was a competition here in Orlando I would probably be top ten material. Despite my talent, I never thought that I could make a career out of it like this guy. A South African pastor claims that he can heal people by farting on their faces. Chris Penelope, a self proclaimed man of God, has been photographed sitting on top of peoples faces and farting on them. How does it work? Penelope says [/b]he just has to fart on their heads near their nostrils to release the holy spirit.[b] He also claims that his farts can perform miracles. How is the fart miracle business working out for him? Well, [/b]at one of his seminars there were dozens of people waiting to receive the holy farts onto their faces. Some people have had to wait up to two months to meet with Penelope to get farted on. Others don't get to meet with him, but collect his farts in containers to take with them.[b] Seriously? THE LINK:.....................................................https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pastor-heals-people-by-farting-on-their-faces/ar-BB1eGSM7
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| Re: "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by Kondomatic(m): 11:14am On Mar 20, 2021 |
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| Re: "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by DaddyRochie1642: 11:18am On Mar 20, 2021 |
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| Re: "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by GOFRONT(m): 11:54am On Mar 20, 2021 |
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| Re: "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by mii4u(f): 3:15pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
Sometimes I don't blame this so called pastors, the foolish and gullible followers are the ones I have problem with, how can someone fart on ur face to release healing? Pls leave the pastors, dey didn't do anything, they only uttered a word and some idiots fell for it. Wat hapns to walking away wen u hear foolish things? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by xproducer: 9:37pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
The Unpardonable Sin “Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come. " - Matthew 12:31-32 |
| Re: "The Holy Spirit Lives Inside My Buttocks!!!"---christian Pastor by Niflheim(m): 11:22am On Mar 25, 2021 |
I almost forgot................................................................a picture of the pastor performing his "so-called miracle"!!! 
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