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No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 6:41pm On Apr 02, 2021
The invention of simping came from Lord Lugard, he dared told his girl friend flora shaw to name this country as a romantic toast....

then she named it Nigeria...

Gentle men and ladies, na there problem start ooo

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by Cerebellum: 6:51pm On Apr 02, 2021
OP= Eleribu OP

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by saladinnoir: 9:40pm On Apr 02, 2021
athenswonders:
The invention of simping came from Lord Lugard, he dared told his girl friend flora shaw to name this country as a romantic toast....

then she named it Nigeria...

Gentle men and ladies, na there problem start ooo

grin grin grin grin why is this so funny��

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by bestpunterever: 10:12pm On Apr 02, 2021
athenswonders:
The invention of simping came from Lord Lugard, he dared told his girl friend flora shaw to name this country as a romantic toast....

then she named it Nigeria...

Gentle men and ladies, na there problem start ooo
The problem of this country was cause by a simp
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by Nobody: 11:03pm On Apr 02, 2021
werey boy cheesy

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 11:19pm On Apr 02, 2021
saladinnoir:


grin grin grin grin why is this so funny��


tut of this today while swallowing my fufu and my soup got exhausted then I thought to myself why is this country hard..... lo and behold, the simp flashed to my head like a prophesy....


I had to fold the remaining santana in my pocket and walked out of the restaurant, thinking to myself

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 11:19pm On Apr 02, 2021
bestpunterever:
The problem of this country was cause by a simp


and if you check am well... I no sure say lord Lugard lash floral shaw oo
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by Elliot2(m): 11:37pm On Apr 02, 2021
athenswonders:



and if you check am well... I no sure say lord Lugard lash floral shaw oo
he didn't see her paynt
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by Shukushaka: 7:45am On Apr 03, 2021
saladinnoir:


grin grin grin grin why is this so funny��
The choice of name/topic. Highly influenced by weed.
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by madampresident(f): 8:00am On Apr 03, 2021
Are you just realizing this? Most men make decisions from the honeypots of women cheesy

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by Nobody: 9:26am On Apr 03, 2021
ungrateful lots grin lord lugard was calling it NIGGER AREA but miss flora named it NIGERIA instead grin

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Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by w1n5t0n(m): 5:41pm On Apr 03, 2021
Fake news. Flora was a legitimate journalist before meeting Frederick. The name was suggested before he became governor-general.
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by dermmy(m): 5:53pm On Apr 03, 2021
athenswonders:
The invention of simping came from Lord Lugard, he dared told his girl friend flora shaw to name this country as a romantic toast....

then she named it Nigeria...

Gentle men and ladies, na there problem start ooo


Lmao grin grin grin
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 12:53am On Apr 06, 2021
madampresident:
Are you just realizing this? Most men make decisions from the honeypots of women cheesy

especially if it was a tasty honeypot
Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by SeunDobo(m): 1:49pm On Apr 07, 2021
athenswonders:
The invention of simping came from Lord Lugard, he dared told his girl friend flora shaw to name this country as a romantic toast....

then she named it Nigeria...

Gentle men and ladies, na there problem start ooo

na simpto Gin dey affect NIGERIAN

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