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Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by distinct00: 2:20pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
A GUY IN MY OFFICE TOLD ME YESTERDAY HOW DEMANDING HIS LAST LAST GIRLFRIEND WAS, "I WAS SERVICING HER LIKE A CAR, ALWAYS REQUESTING FOR MONEY AND NEVER APPRECIATING ME", THOSE WERE HIS WORDS. HAVE U HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE, SHARE WITH US. |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:21pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
How much,per minute? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:26pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
yes the average cost of maintaing a relationship in nigeria is Suya= N1,000 every evening!! Manicure- N5,000 every 2weeks Pedicure= N3,000 every once a month Legicure= N2,500 every once a month Black burry= N120,000 till a new model comes out Black burry subscription = N5,000 every month! Clothes = N50,000 every 2months Hand bag= @Least N8-N10,000 each time she sees a newer model Maybe a car= 5million NAIRA Honda's discussion continues may not be a bad idea ( change the car once every 2years ) Ice-cream= Every day sun shines Mr.Biggs= N2,000 every afternoon ( MUST ) Pant ( pronounced pa-i-nt ) = N10,000 Each holiday celebrations Fried MEAT= N800-N1,000 ( every evenings ) with a Bottle of ALIZE = N4,000 or Bottle of Small stout ( 3times a week ) ABORTION = N10,000- N15,000 ( Once a month ) Do the calculation and let me know the outcome Miss out on one and miss your girl |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by r231(m): 2:29pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
^^^^ oga you be rich man o |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:31pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190 this your description,is it for every Nigerian girl or just your ex-girl friend? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by amefi(m): 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Is it a bank loan that you need to service? Just wondering tho. If you (maybe your friend) are not manned enough to cope with the needs of your pretty babe, call it quit and let those that are capable(190 n 1) to help you out. Cheers. |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
All of them, Goldie u are not left out |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
@190 Sto exagerrating Why won't y'all just give our sisters the benefit of the doubt Takes two to tango though if u ask me |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
jay bee: Jaybee you have NO IDEA!! |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:35pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
jay bee: coming from a matured minded dude. 190,i pay my bills if i wanna, and i spend my guy's cash if i wanna. IT IS MY RIGHT, Gadaaamitt!!!! |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:36pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
amefi: Yes Amefi and myself are capable, Thats why we are both regarded as modernised Mugu's They don BITE OUR EAR TIRE |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:39pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190:I actually do. All ma siblings are females so i should no better plus these girls if at all they demand never force things outta us. We do it willingly so why complain? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by MMM2(m): 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190 u did put MONEY 4 ABORTION in dat list. |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:42pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
M M M: hahahahahahahha dude is crispy crazy you badooo. |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by amefi(m): 2:42pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190: LOL |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:43pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
M M M: Damniit, I forgot, Im adding that up immediately |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:45pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Goldieluks: See one of them |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:47pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190: Broke asss dude,stop moaning please, kindly send me your account info,lemme beef it up. DEAL? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by r231(m): 2:48pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
jay bee: hmmm. . . . . I think 190's girl always put a GUN to his head |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:49pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Goldieluks: I wont be surprised if Goldie's list is even more than that DEAL!! |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:51pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190: you no want make your sis enjoy abi?? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:53pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by alagha: 2:55pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
r231:loan from bank! |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by distinct00: 4:50pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
add the cost of make up, recharge cards, fixing her hair, |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Freiburger(m): 4:58pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190: What about recharge card and the cost of taking care of her younger brother that is still in school? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 6:50pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
distinct00: recharge card is inside black burry subscription hair and face cure is inside pedicure |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by cantell(m): 6:57pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
190: O boy you dey craze! Laugh wan kill me for hia! [/color] |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 7:17pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
cantell: |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by IZUKWU(m): 7:26pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
The thing tire me . My present one is costing like #10,000 every month,damn expensive and i want to run. |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:45pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
That's why 'keeping' a (naija) girlfriend is such a wasteful, unrewarding, unproductive, and therefore unadvisable exercise on all fronts. Not only does keeping them take its toll on your pocket, it also takes a toll on your peace of mind - especially if you descend so low as to attach any sentimental emotion (e.g. 'love') to whatever value you misguidedly assume they represent in your life. Best way is the 'no strings attached' way of the random city playboy. Do, say and give whatever they want in order to slaughter them. . .and afterwards go on a free-roll without a care in the world. Why take prisoners? Useless prisoners at that? |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
LOL, I won't talk. I will simply ask God for better. As terrific as my white girlfriends have been, somewhere deep down in my yansh, I still want to bring home a girl with naija origins. |
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by BABE3: 10:33pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Why are all these men always complaining about money? Yall are broke a$$es It is your duty is give you wife money. God knew how difficult it was gonna be for human beings to make money. That was why he assigned one man to one woman. Na you con dey do 50 girlfriends before marraige. How do you want to manage? ehn? msheww, So shut it and stop whining! |
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