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Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by distinct00: 2:20pm On Apr 19, 2011
A GUY IN MY OFFICE TOLD ME YESTERDAY HOW DEMANDING HIS LAST LAST GIRLFRIEND WAS,
"I WAS SERVICING HER LIKE A CAR, ALWAYS REQUESTING FOR MONEY AND NEVER APPRECIATING ME", THOSE WERE HIS WORDS.

HAVE U HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE, SHARE WITH US.
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:21pm On Apr 19, 2011
How much,per minute?
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:26pm On Apr 19, 2011
yes the average cost of maintaing a relationship in nigeria is


Suya= N1,000 every evening!!

Manicure- N5,000 every 2weeks

Pedicure= N3,000 every once a month

Legicure= N2,500 every once a month

Black burry= N120,000 till a new model comes out

Black burry subscription = N5,000 every month!

Clothes = N50,000 every 2months

Hand bag= @Least N8-N10,000 each time she sees a newer model

Maybe a car= 5million NAIRA Honda's discussion continues may not be a bad idea ( change the car once every 2years )

Ice-cream= Every day sun shines

Mr.Biggs= N2,000 every afternoon ( MUST )

Pant ( pronounced pa-i-nt ) = N10,000 Each holiday celebrations

Fried MEAT= N800-N1,000 ( every evenings ) with a Bottle of ALIZE = N4,000 or Bottle of Small stout ( 3times a week )

ABORTION = N10,000- N15,000 ( Once a month )   undecided

Do the calculation and let me know the outcome  angry

Miss out on one and miss your girl  undecided
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by r231(m): 2:29pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^^^ oga you be rich man o grin
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:31pm On Apr 19, 2011
190 this your description,is it for every Nigerian girl or just your ex-girl friend? shocked shocked tongue
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by amefi(m): 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2011
Is it a bank loan that you need to service? Just wondering tho. If you (maybe your friend) are  not manned enough to cope with the needs of your pretty babe, call it quit and let those that are capable(190 n 1) to help you out. Cheers.
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2011
All of them, Goldie u are not left out  angry angry
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2011
@190
Sto exagerrating
Why won't y'all just give our sisters the benefit of the doubt  grin grin grin grin
Takes two to tango though if u ask me
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2011
jay bee:

@190
Sto exagerrating
Why won't y'all just give our sisters the benefit of the doubt  grin grin grin grin
Takes two to tango though if u ask me


Jaybee you have NO IDEA!! angry angry
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:35pm On Apr 19, 2011
jay bee:

@190
Sto exagerrating
Why won't y'all just give our sisters the benefit of the doubt  grin grin grin grin
Takes two to tango though if u ask me.







coming from a matured minded dude.




190,i pay my bills if i wanna,
and i spend my guy's cash if i wanna.
IT IS MY RIGHT, Gadaaamitt!!!!
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:36pm On Apr 19, 2011
amefi:

Is it a bank loan that you need to service? Just wondering tho. If you (maybe your friend) are  not manned enough to cope with the needs of your pretty babe, call it quit and let those that capable(190 n 1) to help you out. Cheers.


Yes Amefi and myself are capable, Thats why we are both regarded as modernised Mugu's

They don BITE OUR EAR TIRE  angry angry
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:39pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:


Jaybee you have NO IDEA!! angry angry
I actually do. All ma siblings are females so i should no better plus these girls if at all they demand never force things outta us. We do it willingly so why complain?
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by MMM2(m): 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2011
190 u did put MONEY 4 ABORTION in dat list.
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:42pm On Apr 19, 2011
M M M:

190 u did put MONEY 4 ABORTION in dat list.





hahahahahahahha
dude is crispy crazy grin grin grin grin
you badooo.
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by amefi(m): 2:42pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:


Yes Amefi and myself are capable, Thats why we are both regarded as modernised Mugu's

They don BITE OUR EAR TIRE  angry angry


LOL
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:43pm On Apr 19, 2011
M M M:

190 u did put MONEY 4 ABORTION in dat list.


Damniit, I forgot, Im adding that up immediately
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:45pm On Apr 19, 2011
Goldieluks:







coming from a matured minded dude.




190,i pay my bills if i wanna,
[size=18pt]and i spend my guy's cash if i wanna.
IT IS MY RIGHT, Gadaaamitt!!!
[/size]!



See one of them angry angry
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:47pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:



See one of them angry angry






Broke asss dude,stop moaning please,
kindly send me your account info,lemme beef it up.

DEAL? tongue
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by r231(m): 2:48pm On Apr 19, 2011
jay bee:

I actually do. All ma siblings are females so i should no better plus these girls if at all they demand never force things outta us. We do it willingly so why complain?



hmmm. . . . . I think 190's girl always put a GUN to his head grin cheesy
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:49pm On Apr 19, 2011
Goldieluks:






Broke asss dude,stop moaning please,
kindly send me your account info,lemme beef it up.

DEAL? tongue


I wont be surprised if Goldie's list is even more than that


DEAL!!  angry angry
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 2:51pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:


I wont be surprised if Goldie's list is even more than that


DEAL!!  angry angry

grin grin grin grin grin

you no want make your sis enjoy abi?? angry shocked shocked
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 2:53pm On Apr 19, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by alagha: 2:55pm On Apr 19, 2011
r231:

^^^^ oga you be rich man o grin
loan from bank!
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by distinct00: 4:50pm On Apr 19, 2011
add the cost of make up, recharge cards, fixing her hair,
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Freiburger(m): 4:58pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:

yes the average cost of maintaing a relationship in nigeria is


Suya= N1,000 every evening!!

Manicure- N5,000 every 2weeks

Pedicure= N3,000 every once a month

Legicure= N2,500 every once a month

Black burry= N120,000 till a new model comes out

Black burry subscription = N5,000 every month!

Clothes = N50,000 every 2months

Hand bag= @Least N8-N10,000 each time she sees a newer model

Maybe a car= 5million NAIRA Honda's discussion continues may not be a bad idea ( change the car once every 2years )

Ice-cream= Every day sun shines

Mr.Biggs= N2,000 every afternoon ( MUST )

Pant ( pronounced pa-i-nt ) = N10,000 Each holiday celebrations

Fried MEAT= N800-N1,000 ( every evenings ) with a Bottle of ALIZE = N4,000 or Bottle of Small stout ( 3times a week )

ABORTION = N10,000- N15,000 ( Once a month )   undecided

Do the calculation and let me know the outcome  angry

Miss out on one and miss your girl  undecided


What about recharge card and the cost of taking care of her younger brother that is still in school?
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 6:50pm On Apr 19, 2011
distinct00:

add the cost of make up, recharge cards, fixing her hair,


recharge card is inside black burry subscription

hair and face cure is inside pedicure angry
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by cantell(m): 6:57pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:

[color=deeppink]yes the average cost of maintaing a relationship in nigeria is


Suya= N1,000 every evening!!

Manicure- N5,000 every 2weeks

Pedicure= N3,000 every once a month

Legicure= N2,500 every once a month

Black burry= N120,000 till a new model comes out

Black burry subscription = N5,000 every month!

Clothes = N50,000 every 2months

Hand bag= @Least N8-N10,000 each time she sees a newer model

Maybe a car= 5million NAIRA Honda's discussion continues may not be a bad idea ( change the car once every 2years )

Ice-cream= Every day sun shines

Mr.Biggs= N2,000 every afternoon ( MUST )

Pant ( pronounced pa-i-nt )
= N10,000 Each holiday celebrations

Fried MEAT= N800-N1,000 ( every evenings ) with a Bottle of ALIZE = N4,000 or Bottle of Small stout ( 3times a week )

ABORTION = N10,000- N15,000 ( Once a month )   undecided


Do the calculation and let me know the outcome  angry

Miss out on one and miss your girl  undecided

O boy you dey craze! Laugh wan kill me for hia! [/color]
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by 190: 7:17pm On Apr 19, 2011
cantell:

O boy you dey craze! Laugh wan kill me for hia!
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by IZUKWU(m): 7:26pm On Apr 19, 2011
The thing tire me . My present one is costing like #10,000 every month,damn expensive and i want to run.
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:45pm On Apr 19, 2011
That's why 'keeping' a (naija) girlfriend is such a wasteful, unrewarding, unproductive, and therefore unadvisable exercise on all fronts. Not only does keeping them take its toll on your pocket, it also takes a toll on your peace of mind - especially if you descend so low as to attach any sentimental emotion (e.g. 'love') to whatever value you misguidedly assume they represent in your life.

Best way is the 'no strings attached' way of the random city playboy. Do, say and give whatever they want in order to slaughter them. . .and afterwards go on a free-roll without a care in the world. Why take prisoners? Useless prisoners at that?
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2011
LOL, I won't talk. I will simply ask God for better.  cheesy
As terrific as my white girlfriends have been, somewhere deep down in my yansh, I still want to bring home a girl with naija origins.  grin
Re: Cost Of Servicing Relationships In Nigeria by BABE3: 10:33pm On Apr 19, 2011
Why are all these men always complaining about money? Yall are broke a$$es tongue tongue It is your duty is give you wife money.

God knew how difficult it was gonna be for human beings to make money. That was why he assigned one man to one woman. Na you con dey do 50 girlfriends before marraige. How do you want to manage? ehn? msheww, So shut it and stop whining! tongue

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