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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Kingcalls: 1:17pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:


I may have mental issues, but I don't seek counsel from anyone. I don't trust people to that extent.

U are nothing but a bitter slut...he did the right thing by dumping u on the streets.... u will not mention the guys u hurt...abeg go park ashana
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Mrlcredible: 2:01pm On Apr 15, 2021
BluDesk:
You're too young for this


Your mind is damaged. Change the people you seek counsel from to avoid futuristic tears
honestly bro I've advised that girl countless times, you keep seeing her create useless threads on romance section.
As a young girl of her age, her priority should be channelled towards her career success.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Quality20(m): 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2021
from all indications u loved and still love him,but ur ego wouldn't let u kneel n beg him. How would it have been if u had seen him with his new babe/wife?
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by olamide0147: 5:04pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash
his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
My guy really left his print in your life, may god bless him.... For you to exhibit such anger towards him it just he's a real homie
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by kingemaker(m): 5:26pm On Apr 15, 2021
You're just one irredeemable bitter wicked witch. Grow up and get better before this evil consumes you. Tueeee!!!
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by oxiide22(m): 5:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
lol very funny, I laugh so hard
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Nobody: 5:58pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:


I may have mental issues, but I don't seek counsel from anyone. I don't trust people to that extent.
At least you acknowledged. I pray healing into your life.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Ladylandplug2: 6:02pm On Apr 15, 2021
Nawaooo
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by lkillbrokehoes: 6:45pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
Why do you lie so much?
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by 24SEVEN: 6:52pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.

are you not the one that her lecturer tapped her small ass the other day at the lab


you should be more interested in expanding your small ass than wasting time being vindictive.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Nobody: 7:07pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
Are you bipolar or on drugs
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by mrblessed(m): 7:18pm On Apr 15, 2021
I thought that after describing the guy in the most unflattering way possible, she would regale us how the dude, on seeing her charming appearance which goes to prove she became better after he left. Alas, it was another way round, as the dude tried unsuccessfully to escape her wrath. With this distasteful anecdote of yours, which man would be glad to stay close to you? This one na street fighter!

In any case, your attempt to become public nuisance says something profound about the orientation of angry women, and their proclivity to easily resort to violence. The good news is that, their acts of violence is always prone to fail because they are almost always on the offensive.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by mrblessed(m): 7:20pm On Apr 15, 2021
I thought that after describing the guy in the most unflattering way possible, she would regale us how the dude, on seeing her charming appearance which goes to prove she became better after he left. Alas, it was the other way round, as the dude successfully escaped your wrath. With this distasteful anecdote of yours, which man of good standing would be glad to stay close to you? This one na street fighter!

In any case, your attempt to become public nuisance says something profound about the orientation of angry women, and their proclivity to easily resort to violence. The good news is that, their acts of violence is always prone to fail because they are almost always on the offensive.

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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Reelmii: 7:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
shows u still love him....
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Warlord2014(m): 8:09pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
one of the most funny thread I have ever read.

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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by ProfGday(m): 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hintona:


I may have mental issues, but I don't seek counsel from anyone. I don't trust people to that extent.

Forgive him and you would marvel at how peaceful your life would be..... Move on dear,whatever you may have done to each other,doesn't deserve that your parents or loved one should lose any one of you to the cold hands of death...

Fall in love again... Let go of anything that make you sad. Time is a healer,you will heal with time.Peace

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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by oxiide22(m): 1:19pm On Apr 16, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
why would your bf broke up with you?
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by VanDerWaalforces: 1:24pm On Apr 16, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
Please, work on yourself. Though U are beautiful, your attitude is dispicable and I think U should bury your head in shame.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by AmazingELixir: 1:25pm On Apr 16, 2021
grin


Vendetta...Op he must have left you high and dry before drowning like the titanic before drowning you in hate and self pity.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by zolajpower: 1:40pm On Apr 16, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
You need a substance noxiously for doing that . You want to kill a man grin

Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Hintona(f): 4:45pm On Apr 16, 2021
zolajpower:

You need a substance noxiously for doing that . You want to kill a man grin

Do you really speak Spanish?
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by zolajpower: 5:37pm On Apr 16, 2021
Hintona:


Do you really speak Spanish?
Why do you ask ? grin
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Apr 16, 2021
God forbid. This one can kill without knowing.. Smallie like u come get that innocent face naim deep mind lai this shocked
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Haywix: 8:05pm On Apr 16, 2021
Op na another unleashed psychiatric patient
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by fx45(m): 9:24pm On Apr 16, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

It's easy for a woman to do the dumping and carry on as if nothing happened... But give them a little dose of their ugly medicine and what we see are nutcases like yourself. You need to move on in peace and plan your revenge for the next unfortunate guy that comes with a love story
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Hintona(f): 10:03pm On Apr 16, 2021
zolajpower:

Why do you ask ? grin

I'm learning Spanish.

Just curious, it's quite rare to see Nigerians who speak Español grin
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by zolajpower: 2:35am On Apr 17, 2021
Hintona:


I'm learning Spanish.

Just curious, it's quite rare to see Nigerians who speak Español grin
Lols
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by tosinosam(m): 11:33am On Apr 18, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.

He must have really done something so painful indeed to you. . While reading I was trying hard not to laugh which I can't help but do.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by idahme(m): 1:06pm On Apr 18, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.


If this is correct, you need psychiatric evaluation and help ASAP.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by wealthtrak: 2:02pm On Apr 19, 2021
Hintona:
angry

Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer angry


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. angry

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.
grin grin... Crime of passion! Lol.
What really happened between
both of you? Kilode? Lol.

Okay, I like the way you spoke
matter-of-factly, and thankfully
the ex didn't get badly injured.

It seems you my dear, are still subconciously in love with him based on the "stinging" adjectives
you used on him here.

But then extreme hatred has
health risks, so just focus on
other positive events in your life.

You look young (early 20s) and
cute. A better man for you will
come along soon if you develop
your power of attraction, and read books on anger management.

Ciao.
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by cooljoe(m): 8:44pm On Apr 19, 2021
Hintona:


I may have mental issues, but I don't seek counsel from anyone. I don't trust people to that extent.
take it easy, one day at a time. You will be fine. Just give time a little time.

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