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Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by FishLaps: 8:21am On Apr 24, 2021
Am going to make this brief ......

Na my friend get this story oooo , una know say i no sabi write grammar , so make i run am with pidgin ....

This Guy don know this girl from childhood ... like over 27 years now ..... na childhood friend them be oooo ...

But they officially started dating 5 years ago .... with agreement of NO Sex Till Marriage ..... Them dey do church things too much ... una understand all those my sisters and brothers in Christ .....

So them started courtship few months ago and decided to enter JERUSALEMA --- LIKE NACK OPTIONS ...

Na there problem start .... first be say the girl no be virgin ooooo ..... and the guy carry pipe for waist .... him gbola no be here at all ... the stuff long reach horse size ....

So this guy come dey complain to me say the girl use to scream in pains when ever he wants to enter her ... LIKE SHE CRY LIKE SAY HE DEY KILL AM .... And Sometimes Bite the Buy and PUNCHES HIM ... If he want to go deeper

Okay ..... the shocking part of this problem be say the girl say "SHE GET SHALLOW P" And that's the reason why she no dey enjoy sex ..... That She Prefers Sucking ... and My Guy no dey try that one .... he tell me say the last time he try SUCK Say he vomited .....

And my Guy dey like enter Full Full before he starts Nacking ..... He no dey like that shock nacks ...

Oya to solve this equation .... them don do introduction finish ....

Their wedding and Traditional marriage dey come by August ... But this SHALLOW P vs LONG P issue is likely to scatter this plan oooo

Na the reason why i carry this matter enter here make una help me talk ooooo

Wetin dem go do now !!!

cc; lalasticlala
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Nobody: 8:27am On Apr 24, 2021
Even though this sounds like a joke but that girl has been fooling him all along. How do girls Bleep the ones they can't marry but then tell the one that wants to marry them no sex? You gave your most priced possession to different men and bow you are telling him no sex? Una dey try o...men who agree to this thing I give you hands

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Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Temmylee02: 8:28am On Apr 24, 2021
today is weekend
lemme sit and wait for the elders
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Udodiri01: 8:29am On Apr 24, 2021
Gt
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by oluwaseyi0: 8:29am On Apr 24, 2021
I stopped reading when I saw no sex
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Flamezreal(m): 8:53am On Apr 24, 2021
that one na crocodile tear nah
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by yanabasee1(m): 9:20am On Apr 24, 2021
lol.....

Never heard of shallow puz*y before.... How does it look like?
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Nobody: 12:18pm On Apr 24, 2021
Prick wey no reach pikin head....abeg
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Lilpen3758: 12:23pm On Apr 24, 2021
Hehehehe if na me i go cancel everything and delete her number join Stupid bitch!!
Re: Nature Is About To Destroy My 5 Years Relationship - Shallow P Vs Long P by Nobody: 2:14pm On Apr 24, 2021
grin

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