We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do
you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below,

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife
on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Since both ultimately result in death.

:-x

Nice one.

me i feel you!

A Principal employed a literature teacher to handle JSS 3 students in
readiness for their JSCE so he takes them in English Language;
The Principal was going on his routine checks to ensure that the students are being well taught. On this occasion the teacher was teaching
them Comparatives and Superlatives.
So he talked and they followed him
Teacher; Tall
Students; Taller, Tallest
Teacher; Big
Students; Bigger, Biggest
Teacher; small
Students; smaller, smallest
The principal repeated what the teacher was said
Principal ; Tall
Students ; Taller, Tallest
Principal; Big
Students; Bigger, Biggest
Principal; small
Students; smaller, smallest
He nodded his head in satisfaction (saying good)
Students; Gooder! Goodest
Principal; No!!!
Students; Noer! Noest!!
Principal; Stop
Students; Stoper! Stopest!!
Principal; Haba!
Students; Habbier, Habbiest!!
Principal: Shu!
Students; Shueer! Shueest!!,
The class teacher fainted straight out!

AV A NICE WEEKEND