There are some hilarious tactics some Nigerian ladies used in order to make guys send them airtime...
Many of my friends have fall victims to their traps nowadays and these prompted me to open this thread though I know many ladies here will bashed me for this but all the same that won't stop me from saying my mind sha..

Nowadays, you'll just see a random lady that hasn't sent you a message before will just message you, and asking you to send her a recharge card.... Naija babes sha...

Their ways of asking for recharge card is very hilarious in the era of Buhari's change..

No time to check wristwatch.... Lemme drop the stylish ways Nigerian Ladies use to get airtime from guys..

Ways Nigerian Ladies Request Airtime From Guys..

1.If You Love Me.... Please Send Me Recharge Card

Some Nigerian ladies do uses this tactic often to guys.. They make sure the guy they send this message to must have toasted them before. they knew the guy won't hesitate I'm sending to recharge card to them... And after the guy send the card, they won't say 'Thank You'.. They won't call you nor send you a text talkless of flashing your line... I oity some guys that have fell victim..
Some Nigerian ladies are strategist..

2. I'm On My Way To Sokoto, I Want To Call Dad But My Airtime Is Insufficient

Some Nigerian ladies do lie they are travelling to Sokoto, from Sokoto to Ebonyi until they mistakenly lie they are on their way to Sambisa Forest too...
This has happened to a friend of mine.. His girlfriend called him, telling him, she's on her way to Lagos... She didn't know we see she and her friends inside the Keke napep laughing....
Chaaaiiiii..... Naija babes.... I fall for you ooo...

3. My Mum Is Ill, I Want To Call Her

Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Some Nigerian ladies don't care to lie that their mum is ill whereby her mum's somewhere else doing okay and enjoying her life...
Naija girl:Babe, my mum is very ill , I want to call her but I don't have airtime..
Guy:Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Your mum that I just saw now with your dad both laughing to each other...
Naija babe:Just send me the card..
Guy:Ok, I will... wait for the next 100 years..

4. They Updated Their Whatsapp Status

Some Nigerian ladies do update their whatsapp status saying.. 'I need airtime, I'm broke'.... Am sad here.... They aren't broke guys, they are just looking for the maga that will fall to their trap of sending the guy..
The best reply is that....'Babe... you're sad? please, then go and commit suicide...

5. My Subscription Just Got Exhausted And I need To Do My Assignment

This also happened to my friend's friend... We were inside the room when his female friend sent him the message 'her sub has exhausted and she needs to do her assignment and the worst part is that she said... 'she's broke'... The lady that we saw at the ATM machine that withdrew #10,000 from her account that same day in the afternoon...

6.My Subscription Will Expire Tomorrow

They will compose the message that their sub will expire tomorrow and that they don't know when they will be coming back online.. You know I love you.. Please can you send me #2500 Airtel recharge card? Guys, it's a lie, she didn't love you at all.. Trust me, don't send it to her, send her message two days after.. she will read your message but won't reply...

7. I Would Love To Continue Chatting With You But My MB Will Exhaust Any Time And I'm Broke

Lol.... I intentionally put this to the last.. After serious chatting with them, Some Nigerian ladies will use that moment to ask for airtime.. They know the guy enjoying the chat, so he won't have a choice than to send the card...
This happened to me today when I was chatting with her this morning... I just met this girl through Facebook and we exchanged contact... After a long hours of chat this morning, she sent me this message ;

Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription
will expire any minute from now sad

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe...

Me- You don see mugu..

I drop my pen at this junction..

Guys... feel free to add yours..

Ladies... Bashing is always welcome..

Written And Compiled By:DanceVille

"baby pls,are u with spare money?i need airtime to call my mum"

so na this rubbish u wake up with on a sunday morning.

donbachi:
"baby pls,are u with spare money?i need airtime to call my mum"

Lol...... This gonna be number eight.

I NEED TO FLASH SOMEONE PLEASE I DON'T HAVE AIRTIME SPEND CARD FOR ME,.
Them many

Nigerian girl go tell Nigerian guy this kind of thing and him go send her recharge card...?

Some Nigerian guys need serious deliverance.

So, simp still dey this country......

Goldbw122:
I NEED TO FLASH SOMEONE PLEASE I DON'T HAVE AIRTIME SPEND CARD FOR ME,.
Them many

Damn rightttt my nigga.

Kondomatic:
I can't remember the last time a lady asked me to send her airtime

That means you must not be an easy type of person. They scared to ask right?

Doja2000:
Nigerian girl go tell Nigerian guy this kind of thing and him go send her recharge card...?

Some Nigerian guys need serious deliverance.

So, simp still dey this country......

Simps still plenty die my nigga.

ceejay10:
so na this rubbish u wake up with on a sunday morning.

He is trying to help you simps from daughters of Jezebel and you said he wrote rubbish. Are you sure you are okay?

DanceVille:

That means you must not be an easy type of person. They scared to ask right?

DanceVille:

That means you must not be an easy type of person. They scared to ask right?

DanceVille:

That means you must not be an easy type of person. They scared to ask right?

depends on the type of bîtches you roll with...

9.baby i want to be the one to call you today and do the talking... but i dont have recharge card

They will wait till enternity if the are waiting for my card.. except I just decide to send



I foresee a female nairalander asking me to send her card
I foresee me giving her a salvage reply
I foresee her regretting asking for the card



This I have seen

Nonexisting:
He is trying to help you simps from daughters of Jezebel and you said he wrote rubbish. Are you sure you are okay?

Lol...
I'm not that sure the nigga is very okay

Patrioticbreed9:
9.baby i want to be the one to call you today and do the talking... but i dont have recharge card

Lol.... That's very common
I can relate with that one....

Nonexisting:
He is trying to help you simps from daughters of Jezebel and you said he wrote rubbish. Are you sure you are okay?

An online presence. Who knows what is best for people

so on point bro.....was chatting with one new fish wey I catch for wedding n all was going well n she av even accepted to visit d next weekend bcoz she stays around n all was going well until I saw "I would like to continue the chat but my data is exhausted"
I jus replied "mine too jus finished n I think we should both go offline till when we subscribe n continue d chat from where we stopped"
na so she vex delete n block me...so.many broke hoes flooding online n feeling entitled bt i dnt blame dm bcoz the simps are still out there..

Ladies dont ask for airtime again o. Na urgent 2k de reign now. Na small gals dey ask for airtime

Na so one mumu nairaland girl open thread yesterday say make somebody dash her airtime, say she wan call her boss. Na im I reply am say since she be woman, make she just flash the boss or send the boss call-me-back sms, that I am sure say the boss go call back. Moda fucckers! Na so one girl scam one idiot called Juliusmalema, the girl post fine picture enter baba wall, say make baba send tp for am, Juliusmalema mumu go send his last kobo, na so babe block the bastard.

paulolee:
so on point bro.....was chatting with one new fish wey I catch for wedding n all was going well n she av even accepted to visit d next weekend bcoz she stays around n all was going well until I saw "I would like to continue the chat but my data is exhausted"
I jus replied "mine too jus finished n I think we should both go offline till when we subscribe n continue d chat from where we stopped"
na so she vex delete n block me...so.many broke hoes flooding online n feeling entitled bt i dnt blame dm bcoz the simps are still out there..

I truly love this bruh... Nice way to reply her back. The do think all guys are the same.
You're my damn nigga. ❤️

Babafash:
Ladies dont ask for airtime again o. Na urgent 2k de reign now. Na small gals dey ask for airtime

That one too dey trend for my side here.

Juliusmalema2:
Na so one mumu nairaland girl open thread yesterday say make somebody dash her airtime, say she wan call her boss. Na im I reply am say since she be woman, make she just flash the boss or send the boss call-me-back sms, that I am sure say the boss go call back. Moda fucckers! Na so one girl scam one idiot called Juliusmalema, the girl post fine picture enter baba wall, say make baba send tp for am, Juliusmalema mumu go send his last kobo, na so babe block the bastard.

Lol..... That's funny. I think the guy has fell totally in love with the edited pic.

Guys need to wake up. Ji masun..

In whatever you do, don't play truth or dare with a Nigerian girl...


E get why!

DanceVille:

Lol..... That's funny. I think the guy has fell totally in love with the edited pic.

Guys need to wake up. Ji masun..

Exactly. I warned him, he kept telling me that the girl was real.

Number 7.. Very rampant
..

Kondomatic:
I can't remember the last time a lady asked me to send her airtime

That shows the class of ladies around you

In this age that alot of women are making legit good money. Sometimes I wonder where all this alfa males meet this girls.

Bros e be like say you sabi the thing wella

E go be for them