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61 Female Languages. No Game . by Perfectskills01(m): 7:11am On May 11, 2021 |
It's no surprise that woman speak in different language. They are subtle creatures, devious, and say things in code. It's the job of men to break the code of women language. If she tells you she's confused, she simply means she's considering someone else. Possibly more. Confusion only occurs when there's more than one choice. Women language and translations 1. Her : Let's not rush things. Translation: I have other prospects. 2. Her : I don't think of you in that way. Translation : I think of you as a brother. 3. Her : I'm not looking for a relationship right now. Translation : I don't want a relationship with you. 4. Her : Have you had time to... Translation : Stop what you're doing, get up, and do it right now 5. Her: When you get a chance... Translation : Do this immediately 6. Her : Of course I don't mind paying for myself. Translation: Cheap date 7. Her I'm not ready to settle down. Translation : I don't want to settle down with you 8. Her : I enjoy the single life Translation : I enjoy not being with you 9. Her : I need more space Translation: You're becoming undesirable and unattractive. 10. Her: I'm focusing on my career Translation: My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting than you'll ever be. 11. Her : Let's just give it some time. Translation : You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a better prospect doesn't show up. 12. Her: I like you, but... Translation : I don't like you at all. 13. Her : You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry. Translation: You're not fun to be with. But you are... nice. 14. Her: Let's Just Be Friends Translation : You'll never see me naked, I'm not attracted to you. 15. Her : I don't want to ruin our friendship. Translation: Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an excellent emotional tampon 16. Her : Honesty is very important to me. Translation : Only tell me what I want to hear. 17 . Her: I only like you as a friend. Translation: I'm not attracted to you. 18. Her : We need... Translation : I want... 19. Her: Can you call me back? I need to... Translation : I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings. Oh! and have a nice day. 20. Her: How about you give me your number. Translation: I'll add it to my trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic guys who want me but I don't want them 21. Her: I'm not upset... Translation: I'm upset. 22. Her: Be romantic and turn out the lights. Translation: I'm not proud of my body. 23. Her : Do you love me? Translation: I'm going to ask you for something expensive... 24. Her: Am I fat? Translation: Please tell me I'm beautiful. 25. Her: I love men who take charge... Translation : Pay the bill, you chump 26. Her : I'm not that type of girl. Translation : Keep trying. 27. Her: Don't touch me there Translation: Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few time. 28. Her: Will you respect me in the morning? Translation : You won't tell your friends, right? - kissing and telling. 29. Her: I'm not looking for anyone. Translation: I'm not looking for anyone like you 30. Her: We need to talk... Translation : I need to complain 31. Her : We have an off and on relationship. Translation: I kept him around until someone better shows up. 31. Her : Where is this relationship going? Translation: Are we getting married? 32. Her: Maybe Translation: No 33. Her: Let me think about it Translation:No 34. Her: No Translation : Yes. 35. Her: Do you have a girlfriend? Translation : You are cute are you on the market? 36. Her: Do you love me? Translation : Watch me ask for something expensive. 37. Her: How much do you love me? Translation : I did something you are not going to like. 38. Her: We need to communicate better. Translation: You need to agree with me more. 39. Her : I don’t want to ruin our friendship Translation : Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with. 40. Her: Do what you want. Translation: You’ll pay for it later. 41. Her : I don’t remember how much it costs. Translation: I’ll never tell you it cost a fortune. 42. Her : Let’s paint the room! Translation: You paint the room, I’m going shopping. Oh, and don’t make a mess. 43. Her: So why did you and your ex break up? No, don’t ever tell her. Say “I don't know ” 44. Her: This guy was staring at me today. He then came over and asked me out... Translation : She wants you to ask her out right now. It seems she is talking about other guys, but she is actually trying to convey that she is beautiful and desirable. She wants you to see that because she wants you to ask her out now. 45. Her: If she keeps on looking in your direction... Translation: She is looking at you. 46. Her: She compliments you in any way. Translation: She likes you. You’ve impressed her. 47. Her: She becomes more animated around you, starts dancing and stuff. Translation : She wants you. 48. Her: You look at her and she looks away. Translation : She’s been caught! Now go talk to her. 49. Her: She sits cross legged with her hand/wrist caught between her legs. Translation : She would do you now if she could. 50. Her: My boyfriend is so stupid, I can’t believe what he did yesterday . He... Translation: She wants you to steal her from her borefriend. 51. Her:This new guy I am dating makes me feel so good. Oh, you don’t know how good he makes me feel Translation: She has no interest in you and is vomiting her feelings everywhere. 52. Her : My boyfriend hurt my feelings... boo hoo....(sob) Translation : Congratulations, you are officially an Emotional Tampon! How can you tell if you are an emotional tampon, if she is vomiting her feelings, or if she wants you to steal her? It is simple. If her emotions are on herself, she is bleeding her feelings everywhere and making quite a mess. If the feelings are bad, she is using you as the emotional tampon. You are there for her to unload her feelings and get tossed aside. However, if the girl is projecting no feelings of herself and only tearing down her boyfriend, it is obvious what she intends. 53. Her: You remind me of a guy I used to know... Translation: She has been checking you out but doesn’t want you to think she is overly interested. With this comment, she is ‘covering up’. Sometimes you might actually look like a guy she knew. Either way, she is noticing your looks. 54. Her : What do you do for fun? Translation: Are you dating anyone?.Interested chicks will ask you this because they want you to ask them out, and you haven’t done so yet. They are worried you are taken . 55. Her: She becomes more animated. She starts smiling, prancing, spinning in circles, exaggerate body movements, talk in high octaves, and be excited. Translation: This is because you are around. 56. Her : Her clothes will change. She is suddenly wearing nicer outfits and makeup. Isn’t it obvious? Very. 57 Her : She seems disinterested. When talked to, she gets shy. Translation: She likes you. Women, like guys, get really shy around the person they like. They’ll even fake disinterest. 58. Her: Her chair is facing a direction from you, but she has her legs up on her seat and has turned towards you. Translation : You have her attention. A VERY good sign! 59. Her: She looks at you and has a ‘deer in the headlights’ look. Translation: She thinks you are really hot 60. Her: She ‘appears’ around you. This happens consistently. Translation: She is displaying interest by proximity. The more statuesque she becomes is bad. She will not smile, give one word answers, de-emphasize her body, move away, and generally be quieter. But how can you tell if she is merely using you or truly interested? WATCH THE EYES! Not on her chest. Not her face. Not her hair. When a truly interested woman looks at you. A woman who wants to use you will have her eyes elsewhere, be it on the music, on other people, or anywhere except where they belong. 61. Her : She wears clothes that exaggerate her ‘figure’. She tries to talk to you. Or she seems very very receptive to talking to you. Beautiful women will simply look at your face. They will more likely stare. They will not display obvious signs of interest. If a woman looks like she has worked to be attractive, it’s possible she is single. Once within a relationship, the girls tend to relax their wardrobe. Learn and handle female languages. Join us and learn practical dating lessons. Check this whatsapp for real practical game contents, every tuesday and friday . For men only. WhatsApp number Zero seven zero eight six seven seven eight one seven eight . 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Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by xperiencelove(m): 7:12am On May 11, 2021 |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by donbachi(m): 7:20am On May 11, 2021 |
UMU AKA HIGHWAY. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Goldbw122(m): 8:05am On May 11, 2021 |
This one is more than dictionary.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by CandyOps(m): 8:19am On May 11, 2021 |
On point. You forgot to add this-? Her: I'm not hungry Translation: I'm hungry but don't want to eat because I need to watch my weight. But I'm still hungry. Her: I'll be going back home soon (if she says this few mins to coming over) Translation: I need your dicck inside me now!! Her: my tummy hurts Translation: I'm in my period 2 Likes |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Ahmback(m): 8:20am On May 11, 2021 |
This might be handy someday.... Though I deject anything with skirt |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Perfectskills01(m): 8:28am On May 11, 2021 |
CandyOps: Keep it rolling in. 2 Likes |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Shugafree(m): 8:48am On May 11, 2021 |
true |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by HealerH: 9:40am On May 11, 2021 |
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Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Jareade: 10:08am On May 11, 2021 |
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Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by BigDan69: 10:12am On May 11, 2021 |
Nice codes |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Yungstallion: 10:49am On May 11, 2021 |
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Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:59am On May 11, 2021 |
Perfectskills01: Listen Especially all you young bucks ou there. This life is too short and too interesting to spend a lifetime TRYING (emphasis on the trying) to figure out female language. There are languages out there that will be more useful for you to figure out.. - Programming languages - Financial language - Power language - Useful foreign language - Etc If a woman you are dealing with choses to be deliberately vague and misleading when you are being straight with her? Her loss. Chop if you can and move on. No time. Plenty fish. 7 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by MikeofKd(m): 11:18am On May 11, 2021 |
It's funny how a girl told me let's just be friends and yeah later we had sex so many times ,at some point sef she wanted to date sef but I no gree , ogbeni OP stop writing rubbish and nonsense all these signs are false . And it's complete Joblessness trying to figure out women ,even they themselves don't understand them. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Perfectskills01(m): 11:23am On May 11, 2021 |
OnlyDeCapPlease: DM, I will add you to my power group where I teach the language of power. It's a promise . I will also add you to my financial group, where I teach how to handle financial. I will also add you to my web design group "Useful foreign language" you said You are not done learning female language, yet you deal with them every day. What will foreign language you may not use your entire life benefit you? Note: This thread teaches you that women communicate differently from men not that you should learn all the female language. And if you choose to leant it , who said is a waste knowledge ? . No knowledge is lost, in case you forgot. I still keep to my promises , DM me let me add you for free in those language's group you mentioned. |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Perfectskills01(m): 11:28am On May 11, 2021 |
MikeofKd: Let the female speak for theirselves. |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by soundOsonic: 12:30pm On May 11, 2021 |
You for make am 69, it is a perfect number in sex world |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Lawly: 2:02pm On May 11, 2021 |
donbachi: |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by tnerro1(m): 2:11pm On May 11, 2021 |
Na wa, which course be this? |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:17pm On May 11, 2021 |
Perfectskills01: Actually I think a better use of time will be spent teaching women how to communicate in plain less manipulative language, listen to what we say and not how we say it, and stop expecting us to read between the lines all the time. After all, don't they deal with us everyday? |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Nobody: 7:52pm On May 11, 2021 |
I Know so many weak ass niggas will want to memorize these bullshits. |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by Bahat: 9:28pm On May 11, 2021 |
With all this na me go still spend. Wahala be like bicycle |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by maisauki: 8:39pm On Jun 19, 2021 |
Perfectskills01:Be spewing wisdom since 800BC like Don Juan |
Re: 61 Female Languages. No Game . by EmmaNuella77(f): 8:50pm On Jun 19, 2021 |
Um..... Wowww. This is 100.1% accurate. I can totally relate |
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