So it was around 2am,Nathan just wouldn't let us sleep. Chai! Newborn babies and their wahala o! Suddenly I heard a royal rumble kind of sound coming from the backyard. E Don set?

No, E never set, na Ginger and Maggi dey pursue something I somewhat heard it's sound.

Mr. Big rat again! DIVINE!

I got a little bit patient, left the girls to do their job for me

However, I must not allow the game to use less than ten seconds, else Ginger could swallow it up as she was the one who caught it. Had it been Maggi, she might even protect the game till I arrive

So I went out with my bare hands within seconds to the start of the silence - the murder had happened! Obe!

Now is to carefully beg Ginger to please leave this meat for me - then I remember she fears water Emi ika
I poured water in her mouth, she ran leaving my game for me (yeah baby I'm their oga, and na so the government dey do us too so Ginger sorry o)

Pictorial details of Mr. Big rat aka Okete is as attached.

Ladies and gentlemen, ITUNU AWE PEPPER SOUP!

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Then Ginger
Then Maggi (local)

You mean you are gonna eat dis tin?

Yuckkk

Don't bring Ebola to Nigeria ...

Pls don't bring another variant of covid-19.

Guy enjoy urself as if these above commenters would not eat it if they catch one

Badabada:
You mean you are gonna eat dis tin?

Yuckkk

No, I'll THROAT it away, ode

Nukilia:
Don't bring Ebola to Nigeria ...

Ebola kor, na ELABO

Samade7:
Pls don't bring another variant of covid-19.

COVID 19 kee u dia, we fit reach una aos make goat no allow us sleep, una too dey form. Pele, VEGETARIAN

You don't have to it that.
Modified:
C'mon you know it's typo as I intended to type eat. Anyway it's your life, enjoy and do as you please

candyguyofficia:
You don't have to it that

so if not to IT that, when could I have done? Cos I don't want dnt even know what your IT means

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Yuck!

TempUser:

No, I'll THROAT it away, ode


Ebola kor, na ELABO


COVID 19 kee u dia, we fit reach una aos make goat no allow us sleep [b][/b], una too dey form. Pele, VEGETARIAN

Eleribu.....................omo ale onijekuje.

Those dogs will one day hunt you..

MejiLoyon:
Those dogs will one day hunt you..

...more games right?

TempUser:
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Then Ginger
Then Maggi (local)

Who is eating this?
You or the dogs?
Dont cheat them o.
60 -40 sharing formula, you 40 , dogs 60.

Samade7:



Eleribu.....................omo ale onijekuje.

LOL oo ni je!

MejiLoyon:
Those dogs will one day hunt you..

It can never happen, may the case never arise.

GambaOsaka:


Who is eating this?
You or the dogs?
Dont cheat them o.
60 -40 sharing formula, you 40 , dogs 60.

Baba, na me own them nah, no be them own me...

something dogs has bitten with their canine... that's what you ate?

@ op, na your bingo you dey arrange the lem for or na you wan bite am?

Put graphics pics abeg...to warn people about what they are about to witness

U jus put smellin rat for ur pot n u eat am
Yuck
Economic never bad like dis
Thats a local rat pls
Go n watch ur stomach
No b everytin dem dey eat for belle

Give them their reward

Welcome this post to the promised land.
Lalasticlala, come & eat Okete.


This was how I was blessed for Easter 1996.
One bush rat trespassed to a shanty I was standing close to.
I called a friend close by & we chased it to a corner where i clubbed it with gear rod & pestle. I crushed the face of the bush rat.
It was big, fat, with dropping bre ast. A female.
The future of bush rats too is female.
I still taste the sweet thing in my mouth till today.
We ate it with jollof rice.
What a EASTER to REMEMBER.
Tb to March 1996.

OP you can see that ginger wasn't happy about what you did to him. Kindly give them their share too and don't use that monkey dey work baboon dey chop mentality on them Biko.

TempUser:

Baba, na me own them nah, no be them own me...

Chairman, that one na cheating .
Next time, dem go go chop am alone for corner.

GambaOsaka:


Chairman, that one na cheating .
Next time, dem go go chop am alone for corner.

Na true o, but them Don dey do am before nah, so make me sef do like Nigerian government give them