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How To Spot An Illitrate by ugolinze123(m): 7:57am On May 14, 2021
1.They always want you to do the greeting first.
2.They value greetings like it's a privilege they are giving to you.
3. That's how you spot an Illitrate.
4. The question is are you an Illitrate?
Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by emorse(m): 8:02am On May 14, 2021
ugolinze123:
1.They always want you to do the greeting first.
2.They value greetings like it's a privilege they are giving to you.
3. That's how you spot an Illitrate.
4. The question is are you an Illitrate?
Good morning bro.

I greeted you first. The question now is "are you an illiterate?"
grin grin grin

But you sef, Na wa for you o. Why you no dey like to greet people?

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Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by IjapaTiroko: 8:03am On May 14, 2021
ILLITERATE
pronunciation
(IPA): /ɪˈlɪtəɹət/

1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having less than an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature, or having little formal education.
3. Not conforming to prescribed standards of speech or writing


DEAR OP, YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE.
You can't even define "Illiterate" correctly

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Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by ugolinze123(m): 9:13am On May 14, 2021
IjapaTiroko:
ILLITERATE
pronunciation
(IPA): /ɪˈlɪtəɹət/

1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having less than an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature, or having little formal education.
3. Not conforming to prescribed standards of speech or writing


DEAR OP, YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE.
You can't even define "Illiterate" correctly
Thank you sir

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Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by ugolinze123(m): 9:14am On May 14, 2021
emorse:

Good morning bro.

I greeted you first. The question now is "are you an illiterate?"
grin grin grin

But you sef, Na wa for you o. Why you no dey like to greet people?
grin funny man
Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by ceede2: 9:21am On May 14, 2021
ugolinze123:
1.They always want you to do the greeting first.
2.They value greetings like it's a privilege they are giving to you.
3. That's how you spot an Illitrate.
4. The question is are you an Illitrate?
from your list you are there illtratre.
Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by ceede2: 9:22am On May 14, 2021
Typographic error.
Re: How To Spot An Illitrate by ugolinze123(m): 10:08am On May 14, 2021
ceede2:
from your list you are there illtratre.
Thank you sir

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