OfficialDJ:
Google UJWILLS calabar...
If you no get money, you can never hang there...
Na 5* hotel for calabar wey I dey hangout steady...


I'm not even stressing...
I don hear their story...
All of them combined no get reach 2 million for account... True Story... So it's just a waste of my time bantering with broke frustrated dol.ts who pour their frustrations on car talkers....

OfficialDJ:
joke's on you A graded clown..
You'd better swallow the bitter pill and run while you can..

I'm your bane in this section, and I'd Bleep you up when necessary..
You pampers wearing retarde.d, potential autistic gay ass faggo.t

Kewtt:

Bro... I noticed you have diverse vocabulary but there's only one you have consistently used on this man. Why, if I may ask?

OfficialDJ:
heavenlybang is a pampers wearing gay and everyone knows it...

OfficialDJ:
because it is what it is

buygala:



Keep on giving it hot to all of them beeches ...Too many oversabi people here...Thanks for putting them in their place


My own is...How did you manage to install an EOD fender and Bumper in a 2012 Honda Accord?....That's some crazy shit bro

I drive same car (the evil spirit) and the parts cost are killing me...I dey reason to install Micra Door on it after getting in an accident...any help bro?

king406:
C219 550 is not beating W212 550 stock vs stock. With full bolt ons, i.e catalyst delete, full exhaust, intake, thats when you will be head to head with a stock w212. Full bolt ons is nothing without a tune, you will get 15-20hp more without a tune which will get you w212 level of performance. When you get tuned thats when you’ll benefit most from your bolt ons. If a w212 does the same mods as you, you’re not touching him.

Philadelphia:
To all the great minds here:
Heavenlybang, Kingreign, Nurey, Alfred74 and even Gazzuzz viewing this thread; please ignore that Calabar midget. He started this thread with lies.

1. He is probably using an abused Nigerian used CLS500 which he claims is a 550. He bought this car less than a month ago and the car wants to kill him.
He did not sell the 500 for any 550.

2. The car has started killing him and he’s used my all his 1x bet money to fix the car from leaking oil to cracked windscreen.

3. He claims to have done a lot of mods on the car but he doesn’t even know the oil that the car requires, as basic as oil. See the screenshot and see him calling out and begging Heavenlybang and thanking him and others for their advice to maintain and suggest oil for his cesspool of a car.

See the screenshot and you’ll see that it’s an abused CLS500.

A close look at the instrument cluster shows that his petrol tank is empty. How can someone who has check engine lights on, empty petrol tank and a high mileage car with leaking transmission and a car that vibrates race another car? How can such a person even afford a mod as installing twin turbos

Please, don’t mention the demented guy. He has a née account and the thrill of seeing mentions is overtaking his emotions.

Smithkline200:
Same people he asked for help he is also bashing them.

I remember this thread, when he bumped into a pot hole bla bla bla and he slept on the road.

I'd pick a C300 2010 over this joke.

The car is not even seen on the road because of thile big time disaster it posses.

The sick mentality of "Benz or nothing" have rendered many people broke.

Its even not a First Grade toks to start with... We obviously know the price.

If you really have all you claim to.. you wouldn't be here refreshing threads to reply.

Maybe in Calabar, you see yourself as a Don. Come to Abuja, Utako precisely and live, I'm sure you wouldn't drive this car around cos you will be humbled.

Stay humble dude!!! You are nothing just like me.
Stay humble!!!

Only a jobless man goes about replying people with heap of insults... I know you must have used all your savings to buy this... but then... respray it to white to justify the faded black shined with "ororo"..

Lagos dudes dey talk... Calabar dey raise hand. Smh

Insult me as usual, but then.. if you actually called HeavenlyBang and co for help on your thread initially and now you are insulting them...

Then you are an INGRATE!!

Aside the word GAY, whatelse can you us because the word holds no water...

Get a grip as no one cares who you are and what you do that is if you've got any.

Peace!

PAQ:
Most times its not the machine, but the man behind the wheels. I remember 6 years back, traveling to KD with some friends, i was driving my friends 2005 Highlander at about 100- 110km/hr, from no where a white C300 passed me with ease, like it wasnt speeding at all. Well, na benz, i shrugged if off. The Highlander was fresh toks, engine sharp, suspension tight, no one had overtook me in that journey until now, i wasnt gonna be intimidated! But before i knew it, another white BMW 3 series swooshed by just like the benz.

At this point my friends had automatically adjusted themselves, all jists came to a halt cause they knew we were in for a ride. It was like my mindset had synchronised with the occupants, even the owner of the car was like "lets go there"! I got that poor but capable Highlander to 160-170km/hr, i caught up with the BMW in no time....liverless. On getting to the benz, the drivers mindset was like; Highlander ke!? Wetin concern me, the speed demon had taken over me, pedal to the floor! The driver of the benz was stubborn but gave in, all the occupants cheered with their hearts in their mouths, my ego was boosted. I had become one with the machine.

At the end of the day, after doing my daily recap and assessment, i just came to a conclusion of how foolish i was putting lives in danger, disregarding my family. I have learnt bitter lessons from speed in my younger years but....

I understand the OPs mindset, the race was not premeditated, but with so much horse power Its hard not to test it, thats why i stick to my slow riding Corolla. If any body intimidate me for road, nothing i fit do pass 130hp! My vex go just calm down by him Self.

OfficialDJ:
my man PAQ..
You'll live long... Ise!!!

dicksonadams:
War

Gravatar:


Turns out this OP is actually a fraudster.

https://www.nairaland.com/6569038/ebook-writer-needed-asap

dicksonadams:
War

Gravatar:


Turns out this OP is actually a fraudster.

https://www.nairaland.com/6569038/ebook-writer-needed-asap

HeavenlyBang:


Boss, stop wasting your time on this guy. He probably doesn't understand anything you just said.

Alfred74:
Using edee as a yardstick! Both cars wey I see for that picture na 2008! Oh boy you are poor na me talk am you no get money. Tueh,shigbain u no get,get your fvvcking broke ass off of here. How eddee stoop so low dey roll with your loud mouth piss of shiiit I no get,him just lose my respect. How can he hang with an asylum seeking,palliative looting mali shoe cobbler like you. Jesus wept.

Gravatar:


Turns out this OP is actually a fraudster.

https://www.nairaland.com/6569038/ebook-writer-needed-asap

Philadelphia:


The Calabar midget is calling Eddee upandan, probably lying because Eddee has been offline from this forum since April 17, 2021.

Philadelphia:


With the obvious lies, you shouldn’t expect less.

OfficialDJ:
SHUT UP. Isn't that obvious that the accuser tags random folks Scammers just like angry goat and weyrey pey...
Have you serviced your wife yet?

HeavenlyBang:


Lmao, no surprise there.

king406:
C219 550 is not beating W212 550 stock vs stock. With full bolt ons, i.e catalyst delete, full exhaust, intake, thats when you will be head to head with a stock w212. Full bolt ons is nothing without a tune, you will get 15-20hp more without a tune which will get you w212 level of performance. When you get tuned thats when you’ll benefit most from your bolt ons. If a w212 does the same mods as you, you’re not touching him.

OfficialDJ:
here we go again.

Ughhh...
That Nissan shitbox has 340 horsepower.
My car came stock with 402HP. I Modded up to 418.
Power to weight ratio has been taken care of, so purlllease.. That car would be DUSTED. They're not in the same category man

mammanbawa:


Dear sir, your vehicle is a prefacelift model and has an M113 engine with 302hp stock. Even the facelift 550 came with an m273 engine with 380hp as stock. I don't know how you came up with this 402hp figure.