Lost my job as logistics, vendor management and community liaison personnel due to Covid. Been trying to get a job at a multinational but, omo, it's like, it's easier for Arsenal to win the champions league o. No cap!

Got referred to an older lady in her early 60s who was floating a startup in Lekki. The pay was wayyyy less than what I was getting but, wetin man go do? Transportation alone done chop all the money but we meuve.

Two months into the job, Madam de always commend me say I de hardworking and all. She go de invite me to her family functions and all (which I do turn down politely).

Small time, when she knows there are important stuff to sign, she go say make i bring the document to her house on the way to work make she sign for morning.

On this faithful day, I carry documents go sign o. Madam say make i wait for dining area. I observe say the house help open door for me finish, she con go outside. But I no reason am. Omo, Madam came down fresh from the shower (how I like it actually-flesh and blood did not reveal that to her), white towel to her chest, but the base of the towel was high above her knees, revealing thick thighs like fresh foliage in the sun (J. P Clark).
My ikenga was rising to the occasion, but I protested. I must here add that madam could pass for someone in her late forties, perhaps due to her regular lawn tennis work outs.

I presented the documents and showed madam where to sign o. She stretched out one hand to collect my pen, whilst trying to use the other hand to keep her towel firmly placed.
Lo and behold, a side of the towel dropped, revealing a rather firm and fine 38 D cup specimen (one of cutest I've ever encountered, Walahi).

To be continued...

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[quote uote author=Angrygoat post=102483038]For your dreams fool[/quote]