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Sharp Woman by wisyno(m): 1:48pm On May 04, 2011
On a fateful monday morning, afta takin her bath Mrs Chima was jst steppin out of their ensuite bathroom while her husband was abt getting in. At dat moment they both heard d front doorbell ring repeatedly in quick successions. 'Go check who's @ d door' Mr Chima said to his wife as he entered d bathroom & shut d door 2 take his bath. On getting to d front door & opening it, she was standing face to face wit their neighbour, Mr Chika who was holding a visible bulky envelope. On seeing dat she was only covered by a blue towel tied around her chest, Mr Chika said 'I will give u dis 50 thousand Naira if u would allow dat towel drop to d floor for 5seconds'. Afta thinkin abt dis Proposal briefly, she reached 4 her towel & let it drop down. Afta feeding his eyes, Mr Chika gave her d envelope containing 50K as agreed & hurriedly left. Mrs Eve Chima closed d door, went back 2 d room & was tryin 2 hide her 'income' in d wardrobe when her husband asked 4rm d bathroom 'honey, who was dat?'. 'darling, it's Mr Chika' she responded. 'fine' he said b4 asking 'did he say anytin abt d 50K I borrowed him?', wink
Re: Sharp Woman by neily(f): 2:20pm On May 04, 2011
lol
Re: Sharp Woman by snthesis(m): 3:43pm On May 04, 2011
dull, greedy, cheap, woman u mean tongue tongue
Re: Sharp Woman by Nobody: 5:03pm On May 04, 2011
wisyno:

On a fateful monday morning, afta takin her bath Mrs Chima was jst steppin out of their ensuite bathroom while her husband was abt getting in. At dat moment they both heard d front doorbell ring repeatedly in quick successions. 'Go check who's @ d door' Mr Chima said to his wife as he entered d bathroom & shut d door 2 take his bath. On getting to d front door & opening it, she was standing face to face wit their neighbour, Mr Chika who was holding a visible bulky envelope. On seeing dat she was only covered by a blue towel tied around her chest, Mr Chika said 'I will give u dis 50 thousand Naira if u would allow dat towel drop to d floor for 5seconds'. Afta thinkin abt dis Proposal briefly, she reached 4 her towel & let it drop down. Afta feeding his eyes, Mr Chika gave her d envelope containing 50K as agreed & hurriedly left. Mrs Eve Chima closed d door, went back 2 d room & was tryin 2 hide her 'income' in d wardrobe when her husband asked 4rm d bathroom 'honey, who was dat?'. 'darling, it's Mr Chika' she responded. 'fine' he said b4 asking 'did he say anytin abt d 50K I borrowed him?', wink
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Re: Sharp Woman by aristocrat(m): 1:09pm On May 05, 2011
old story
Re: Sharp Woman by Fasterboy: 11:39am On May 07, 2011
Such a beautiful nonsense
Re: Sharp Woman by Fasterboy: 11:40am On May 07, 2011
Such a beautiful nonsense
Re: Sharp Woman by Sophizzy(f): 12:22pm On May 07, 2011
Funny,I dont see how she's sharp at all cos when her hubby goes to draw his debt, d neighbour will say he gave it 2 her.
Re: Sharp Woman by Nobody: 5:15pm On May 07, 2011
lol
Re: Sharp Woman by sizzlers(m): 10:53pm On May 07, 2011
cool but oldstory

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