Jokes o jokes Hollybratt can't stop being funny

-Don't belief dat wen u lie you will becom a thief, NO! once you started lying like dis you are now a Politician
-Na so dat my yeye guy call me yesterday, con dey tell me say he forget his spinal cord for oshodi market
-I just wonder what if i am a Millitary man in dis country, i for don call all the politicians and said"I want the 36million the snake swallowed to be in my account"
-I wonder why our politicians children are still going to school What are they trying to learn? "How to make money without working"
-After judgement day God will appoint 10,000 angels to settle the fight between White men and yahoo boys"
-I dated u for 5months 2weeks you con see me today dey call me ur EX, Who is ur EX? am ur past my sister
-Eat good food just incase you vomit, a slayqueen told us she just finish eating shawarma and salad but she accidentally vomited palm oil and yam today, people con dey ask if she be magician.

-knife, k no sound.. Ballet, t no sound, buhari h no,......
infact buhari himself no sound,
-Me as a Teacher:Students i swear if you don't fail dis exam call me bastard
-Me as Buhari: Am asuring you that you've not see anything dis year o! Immediately will get to January 1st 2022 purewater will be N50, and if them born you well don't buy it, infact i will kill all of you before i resign.
NasmallJOkeO
-Girl:Enhhh my dear you are spoking something
Guy:What did i spake?

(CHAI FUKE!)
How can a native doctor be wearing mountain of fire band? Nollwood movie will not kill me
-When you see a woman with her legs wide open, never tell her to close it becus you don't know her source of fresh air
-Girl:No now! I told you i prefer jollof and chicken and you gave me eba.
Me: me too i told you i prefer Doggy style and you are giving me Monkey style
-Never allow a guy to enter ur life without spending you money, those set of people can enter heaven without angel gabriel notice.

Just make some small money then you hear say your grandmother swallow cutlass

Failing ur JAMB doesn't mean you can't go to university you can actually go there to see your friends

My guy call to tell me his mother die and i told him my phone battery die too i hate nonsense

I'm now dating one of the MTN custormers so each time i recharge my line, she remove her money for food

I don die is when you use ur bank account password as ur facebook date of birth...

Teacher:Students get ready for mathematic
Hollybratt:Ma your period is over

Teacher:Our topic today is Pronoun Students what is Pronoun?
Hollybratt:Our topic today!!!

no money I set find see what I see

Q:Who is Judas? Hollybratt:A farmer and vegetarian Q:Why Hollybratt:Becos Judas eats carrot

Hollybratt jokes... Teacher:who is a chairman? Hollybratt:A man that sell chair

Ijeoma:biodun says i'm ugly, but then Emeka says i'm pretty. What do you think Hollybratt?
Hollybratt:i think they are both correct, you are pretty ugly.

Those of you that wipe ass and look at the tissue paper. What were you expecting to see, chocolate?

when you see a pregnante woman spitting, just know the unborn baby has farted....

show me a girl with one boyfriend and i will show you a bicycle with standing fan and seat belt.

my phone just fell from a five storey building thank God its on flight mode.

Son:dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife. Dad:when you get married son, you will realize that the law is on our side.

"I see sumtin in dat girl u can't marry her" dats how naija mothers be acting like microscope

"What a woman can do a man can do better" really? My brother when last have u see ur menstrual period??

Hollybratt:
"What a woman can do a man can do better" really? My brother when last have u see ur menstrual period??

it is only in nigeria people would be watching movie and still be talking to the actor"idiot look your back she's coming"

dating two guys is good and nice. Until one want ur pussy hairy and the other want it shave. Sister e be like say na punk you go barb last

no matter how a conductor shouter"Wole pelu change o" one idiot will still enter with one thousand naira

imagine sharing food at a party and you stretch your hand to collect your own and the server give you knock.. [:b]

Hollybratt:
"What a woman can do a man can do better" really? My brother when last have u see ur menstrual period??

it is only in nigeria people would be watching movie and still be talking to the actor"idiot look your back she's coming"

dating two guys is good and nice. Until one want ur pussy hairy and the other want it shave.

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