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Raw Yarns: Pastor Dream Slayer Part 1 by Crudo: 8:48pm On Jul 01, 2021
Pastor Dream Slayer

Our pastor carry another pastor come on Sunday, e say the pastor dey gifted in interpreting dreams...say every dream wey we get wey dey give us problem to interpret, make we give the pastor say e go help us interpret am

Okay, Pastor collect mic say....Everybody shout Hallelujah!!!!...Shout Hallelujah cause all ya dream problems shall be solved today!!!..the Almightly Lord through me is ready for you!!!...any dream, bring it, I have been in this business since 1983. I have interpreted more dreams than Joseph in the Bible, I trained Joseph sef.

I will shock all of you today, they call me Pastor Dream Slayer ���

I eat dreams like Kuli Kuli. I have interpreted dreams for Shekau before

Church say...Eeeeehen?!!!!

Pastor say....Beni!.

Our pastor say....Somebody shout Hallelujah!!!!!

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!

So everybody wey get confusing dream will line up here, I will be calling you one by one to explain ya dream give me and I go interpret am for you

Oshikababababababobobobo

I follow join queue, thank God for this pastor, some of my dreams need interpretation true true.

I dey on top queue dey speak in tongues, Elishibarabaraba, oh ye dreams....Oyela!!!..taba femoloju ariran....Oyela �����

People wey dan meet with pastor dey commot with smiles and praises...thank you Jesus ����..Pastor Dream Slayer, Thank you oh..so this is the meaning of this my dreams

I happy.

Pastor say Next!

Na me be Next.......

To Be Continued

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