If you still don't believe in reincarnation, then you need deliverance

Dbrawllm0098:
My neighbour son was playing roughly and I said will u stop , that's y ur mum like beating u all the time. And the little boy of 5 said yes and after beating me and I become sick she will be the one to start crying pray and be calling Jesus Jesus.

..... Lol. There was a day we went to ShopRite to get something. So I met one of our staff,a lady and we just greeted and joked for like 2 minutes.
When we left,my son who was 5 then asked me if I want to marry the lady,I said no. The next thing he said was,why were you talking to her if you don't want to marry her. Lol.

JONNYSPUTE:
..... Lol. There was a day we went to ShopRite to get something. So I met one of our staff,a lady and we just greeted and joked for like 2 minutes.
When we left,my son who was 5 then asked me if I want to marry the lady,I said no. The next thing he said was,why were you talking to her if you don't want to marry her. Lol.

Hope you went with your wife or you’ll have some explanations to make.

They can be such innocent snitches

beautyhd:


Hope you went with your wife or you’ll have some explanations to make.

They can be such innocent snitches

..... Hahahahaha. He didn't mention anything about it at home.

So, my little nephew(on holiday at our place) was watching a cartoon on TV when I strolled into the room, picked up the bloody remote control and proceeded to switch to one of the news channels.

I knew I was going to draw the little man's ire but I couldn't give a hoot about that. I was the bigger guy in the room after all. He'll only yell and shout and that's all.

I was just getting down to the news when I heard someone mutter something right behind me. So, demi-god like me, I thought the little guy wasn't up for a fight tonight. He probably came to beg 'uncle' to switch the TV right back to cartoons. I might/might not oblige him. I was the boss.

So...

Me: Is there anything you want to ask me for, boy?

Little guy: Nothing...

Me: OK... why are you disturbing me then?

Little guy{anger in his eyes}: Uncle, it's just that I want to tell you that you... are very senseless and stupid.

That simple.

With that, he bolted out of the room.

A lad of no more than three at the time. I was utterly dumbfounded.

lol, this one cracked me up.

I let my niece out of her car seat and said, “You’re free!” She responded, “No, I’m free and a half!” She was 3 1/2 years old