Honesty36:
That's why I they always flush toilet first before using it
I fear snake pass women

Lights up my kpoli in peace

africandollar:
This problem would have been solved by defecating in a 'shalanga' or doing the good ol' 'shot-put'.

Eran na goat o, for Yoruba land (2x)
E go bend im yansh im go shit
Im go walk comot for im shit
Im shit go be the last thing wey e go like to see
Because why o? (Because im shit dey smell) (2x)

Ababbio:


Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/man-bitten-by-5ft-albino-snake-in-genital-area-as-he-sat-on-toilet-at-home/

Theunbothered:


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BarrElChapo:


No be so for some fools wey I know
No be so for some stupid people I know
No be so for some fools wey I know
People wey go like to quench your soul
People wey go like to quench your soul
En! Alagbon o
Them go use your shit to put you for jail
En! Alagbon o
And don tell my shit too expensive shit
En! Alagbon o
My shit na exhibit, it must not lost o
En! Alagbon o

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
But pythons are not venomous na..
He is lucky.....but next time he should watch out for the venomous one


Me nor dey loose guard....I must flush toilet first before i sit down on top....to avoid stories....make one sexy female viper nor go give the son of man a bloww job...suck the hell out of me...suck all my sperms and seminal fluid....
No more erection...not to talk of having any sperm to deposit in Sandra and Angela

Romanoff:
My phobia for toilets, even mine makes me double check it before I just siddon on top.

Too many films done mess with me.

Plus I have a friend whose colleague got bitten by a snake in their office in Abuja while she was using the toilet.

Na God save her say the quickly rush her go hospital.

After inspection of their environment, they discovered they didn't have a soak away. Their office was backing a swamp so that was how the guy had access to the toilet.

Viktorinox2:
Please someone should tell me the meaning of op on this forum

Romanoff:
My phobia for toilets, even mine makes me double check it before I just siddon on top.

Too many films done mess with me.

Plus I have a friend whose colleague got bitten by a snake in their office in Abuja while she was using the toilet.

Na God save her say the quickly rush her go hospital.

After inspection of their environment, they discovered they didn't have a soak away. Their office was backing a swamp so that was how the guy had access to the toilet.

Romanoff:
My phobia for toilets, even mine makes me double check it before I just siddon on top.

Too many films done mess with me.

Plus I have a friend whose colleague got bitten by a snake in their office in Abuja while she was using the toilet.

Na God save her say the quickly rush her go hospital.

After inspection of their environment, they discovered they didn't have a soak away. Their office was backing a swamp so that was how the guy had access to the toilet.

Downey:
I was in a taxi,
then driver said "I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do."
Then I told him to turn right.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
But pythons are not venomous na..
He is lucky.....but next time he should watch out for the venomous one


Me nor dey loose guard....I must flush toilet first before i sit down on top....to avoid stories....make one sexy female viper nor go give the son of man a bloww job...suck the hell out of me...suck all my sperms and seminal fluid....
No more erection...not to talk of having any sperm to deposit in Sandra and Angela

Viktorinox2:
Please someone should tell me the meaning of op on this forum

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
But pythons are not venomous na..
He is lucky.....but next time he should watch out for the venomous one


Me nor dey loose guard....I must flush toilet first before i sit down on top....to avoid stories....make one sexy female viper nor go give the son of man a bloww job...suck the hell out of me...suck all my sperms and seminal fluid....
No more erection...not to talk of having any sperm to deposit in Sandra and Angela

tegrianonigltd:


Fear woman pass snake, more dangerous, snake treatable, women, once they bite you, ehn, ask Samson and the rest .

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
But pythons are not venomous na..
He is lucky.....but next time he should watch out for the venomous one


Me nor dey loose guard....I must flush toilet first before i sit down on top....to avoid stories....make one sexy female viper nor go give the son of man a bloww job...suck the hell out of me...suck all my sperms and seminal fluid....
No more erection...not to talk of having any sperm to deposit in Sandra and Angela