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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 4:58pm On May 20, 2011
Kk

Wen?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 6:01pm On May 20, 2011
*packs his jaguar and walks into d house*

how far my peeps, who dey house cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:04pm On May 20, 2011
*Looks around.*

Only me. Didn't even see the waiter owner Jackpot. lipsrsealed

Watsup. smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 6:06pm On May 20, 2011
hey sophy babes, how body cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:07pm On May 20, 2011
Fine o. Wat brings you here today?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by freezy(m): 6:08pm On May 20, 2011
Its a Friday. What's gwan peeps.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 6:12pm On May 20, 2011
what else do u need after a tiring day in work, next is hanging out with ur peeps cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:17pm On May 20, 2011
Well alright then. Take a seat. *hands him one* Settle down.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:20pm On May 20, 2011
** Packs his Burgatti by the garage then notices an old scrap Jagaur in front **
Er abeg whoeva owns the Jaguar should alert me while leaving so i fit re-pack my car miles away to avoid Corrosive incombusted CO rollin frm the exhaust Pipe! grin

@Sophi, Hey pretty! Are u the salesgurl?? lipsrsealed

@Yink, Tonite dear
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 6:23pm On May 20, 2011
Kk dear
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:24pm On May 20, 2011
@ El: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  shocked

I'm just helping my padi sheesh.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 6:25pm On May 20, 2011
o ga oo, El so u don finally arrive smiley smiley

@Sophy,
tnx darling cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:37pm On May 20, 2011
No problem jor.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:38pm On May 20, 2011
@Sophi, Wow Sophi that soundz 'diplomatic'! Ever offered to settle a rift btw Israel and Iraq? undecided

@Element, brova no mind ma absence abeg, my wife, my kidz and above all ma boss have all contributed emersely to stop me nairalanding.
My Wife : Baby u hardly have time for me again, all u do is type nairaland.com and face off, u even Yelled out 'Yinkalink' in ur dreams lastnyt shocked grin
My kids : Dad u dont get us our favourite Cheese back home again, all u do is ask 'Did mum touch that laptop'? shocked grin

My boss : Sam Open ur Laptop again at work, u get a Sack letter shocked grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 6:39pm On May 20, 2011
Hehehehehehehehehe
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 6:39pm On May 20, 2011
Lol.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:50pm On May 20, 2011
You see ur gurls 're now laffing when u should be planning on saving me frm this colonial masterz grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 6:51pm On May 20, 2011
@El, lol u don kolo finish grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 6:53pm On May 20, 2011
El Guapo:

You see your gurls 're now laffing when u should be planning on saving me frm this colonial masterz grin

eeyaa, i couldnt help it myself, oya girls pity El na grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:56pm On May 20, 2011
@Sophie,
you rock girl. Infact I am increasing your salary times 3. wink cool cool cool thanks for helping out sha. smiley smiley





@freezy

**hands him a big cold stout**
oga, your name even sound like freezer no wonder you want it too cold wink lol cheesy grin




@id

doin sumfin now.
don't worry about my bow
i'll soon reply ya
takin da beat a lil higher
gonna shoot you wit my arrow
pack you in a wheel-barrow
dump you in a refuse van
brings out my phone dialling 911
tell 'em you a champ before till i did a coup
cos being da indomitable thats what I do

*this is not a reply o just an intro. I am busy now. Okay? *
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 6:59pm On May 20, 2011
He only can fight his addiction to nl, but to me,dat wan na irreversible reaction
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:59pm On May 20, 2011
Element u aint helping materz self, i go burst ur head wiv this waterproof o grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 7:00pm On May 20, 2011
lol, El i think say u fit run things na grin grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 7:02pm On May 20, 2011
Lol
Abeg burst am,make i c grey matter full ground
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 7:04pm On May 20, 2011
she self know say El G na brainiac cool cool cool, no be easy thing my brother

whispers gently to him *but abeg oo, no listen to dat advice ooo, i still wan live small* wink wink grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 7:06pm On May 20, 2011
As u know book reach,u no insure ur brain?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:06pm On May 20, 2011
yinkalink:

Spoken lyk a true red devil
lol.
You are a bad umpire.
You just like singing your madam's praise.

I know say everytime your team Man U is playing, once the opposing team is attacking, you go just commot eye for TV. And once Man U gets da ball, you will start shouting "man u, make una pity them na" wink cheesy cheesy grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 7:07pm On May 20, 2011
ah i never hear dat one ooo, how u want make i insure am when even baba God no give me receipt for d wonderful brain im operate give me smiley smiley smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 7:10pm On May 20, 2011
Siddon dere dey look make monkey dey take u picture,ur mates are insuring their toenails
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 7:10pm On May 20, 2011
@Yinka, hun abeg make i free the dude naa b/4 i render one 40yrs old woman and 18 kids Husbandless n Fatherless respectively grin

@Element, brova i dey run tins naa but er na bed mater grin

@Jackpot, Jacky u don dey claim jack of all trades now, u never make a good father under ur Tomatoe bizness na em u wan switch over to Music! shocked I foresee a Lagbaja colloboration grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 7:12pm On May 20, 2011
hha!!!! abeg El, i be young guy ooo, i never even marry self, free me small na grin grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:20pm On May 20, 2011
this one wey 3 of una come occupy all the benches for my bar. Place your meal orders or you no dey hungry? Abi, you guys dey wait once i troway eye make una target & corner my bags of Pure Water cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

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