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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:22pm On May 14, 2011
Efenwachukwu El is ok oo infact na levels 361Degrees temp i dey reach sogrin
How paroles? N papa Urekpe? grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:42pm On May 14, 2011
wink

Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dammizz(m): 10:45pm On May 14, 2011
Efe,its a surprise package, d anonymous brosman replaced ur bicycle wit dt vehicle o'er there *points @ d napep vehicle across, 2011 model*. Congratz, finally ur prayer is answered
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 10:47pm On May 14, 2011
El is that your wife? cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 10:53pm On May 14, 2011
dammizz:

Efe,its a surprise package, d anonymous brosman replaced your bicycle wit dt vehicle o'er there *points @ d napep vehicle across, 2011 model*. Congratz, finally your prayer is answered

me nor want dat thing

I wan ma bicycle back jor - just doing ma bit towards achieving a green environment tongue tongue tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dammizz(m): 11:15pm On May 14, 2011
Haba Efe, show some excitement nah, d guy is probably sneaking 2 preview ur reaction, *lower voice* he is someone u cherish so dont discourage him especially now dt he had 2 apply 4 enhancement @ CTCS 2 replace ur metusellous bicycle
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 11:49pm On May 14, 2011
ELGUAPO

dat girl friend is yours is so beautiful . . Thanks to make upz
see as she sidon like lazy woman wey dey sell groundnut.


moet please. . Mtchew
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 11:50pm On May 14, 2011
dammizz:

Haba Efe, show some excitement nah, d guy is probably sneaking 2 preview your reaction, *lower voice* he is someone u cherish so dont discourage him especially now dt he had 2 apply 4 enhancement @ CTCS 2 replace your metusellous bicycle

Ha!

Dammiz behave yourself now!  grin grin

**coughs** er. . . not excited - just want my old bike back jor  lipsrsealed tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 12:27am On May 15, 2011
@Tasha, yeah thats her last 2yrs at school in Nigeria

@Studio, dude post urs n see if ur gurl wnt hate u for exposing her ugliness

lol
grin

Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 12:41am On May 15, 2011
El Guapo:

@Tasha, yeah thats her last 2yrs at school in Nigeria

@Studio, dude post urs n see if your gurl wnt hate u for exposing her ugliness

lol
grin
okay now give me two bad reasons because i know you have no good reason , Why did you post her pic? angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 12:46am On May 15, 2011
1. To ward off Efemena's interest in me wink

2. Just Gerrin fond of her

3. To tell Studio i've got a berra wife compared to her mgbeke grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 12:51am On May 15, 2011
El Guapo:

1. To ward off Efemena's interest in me wink

2. Just Gerrin fond of her

3. To tell Studio i've got a berra wife compared to her mgbeke grin


shocked shocked shocked shocked

Shior!!

But I'm not interested in you now - only interested in teasing you undecided undecided

na clean interest I get - nothing dodgy, no hanky-panky

now you can stop sweating man - and yes, your wife looks pretty

not sure she'll thank you for bringing your personal life to nland though. . . lipsrsealed
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 1:07am On May 15, 2011
Dont take my personal life to heart Efemena angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 3:11am On May 15, 2011
Oops! Market men and women blibbering grin and blabbering, gamboling and gallivanting all over.

see what gossips and counter-gossips have turned my bar into! wink embarassed sad angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 6:35am On May 15, 2011
El Guapo:



@Studio, dude post urs n see if your gurl wnt hate u for exposing her ugliness

lol
grin

hey hey hey, puleaaasee dont even go there at all. . .
my babe pweety , young and intelligent pass dat dark skinned mgbeke girl friend of yours u post here.

U think sey na everybody like wowo girl like u do?

Lol grin









El Guapo:

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yeah thats her last 2yrs at school in Nigeria


is she your wife now or just a girl friend?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 6:42am On May 15, 2011
**today is sunday**i am goin to church,as I am driving back from church,I would branch bar $ preach d word of God $ maybe take some sapele water!!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 7:09am On May 15, 2011
"Pastor Ney enter bar" here today is our church pot bring out all holy oil out wey dey inside krate and let bless dem 4 drinking. Oya e woleé fa dura!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 7:12am On May 15, 2011
lost cock

mtchew
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 7:22am On May 15, 2011
*detective YinkaHolmes coms in wit her knobly stick,pauses;Nnenna sure is fyn
Baq 2 biznes,who‘s searchn for a bicycle?*
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 8:22am On May 15, 2011
Yinka!wat are u doin here on a sunday aroo kutu kutu?hope nothin oOo
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 10:00am On May 15, 2011
Lists of suspects
D owna of d bar
His sydkick
D owna of d byk
ElementG
Damizz
BlackSta
Neyshed
Hmph!A bar ful of crooks
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 10:19am On May 15, 2011
Neyshed is off dat list, he was celebratin Man U‘s victory while d theft was bin committed.
Bsyds no red devil wld steal
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 10:27am On May 15, 2011
Wa sere joo, and of d record i no dey tif byc oO. But i tut dos guys are big bois ni sha, using mouth drive jaguar,escalad and tyres come here. Dem b Ole ajibole niwo sha
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 10:28am On May 15, 2011
Hamid is added to dat list
It cld be a lover‘s spat
Bsyds he‘s a goner,most of ‘em v kleptomania
Shady characters!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:42am On May 15, 2011
^ Young lady u're working for CIA or the Nigeria Police force?? undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 10:48am On May 15, 2011
Na NBI she dey work for. How far bro,
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 10:57am On May 15, 2011
Natasha,,:

yes me love kiss how is you doing? cheesy
oops! Just seeing it now. My bad.
I'm doing great. Just back from da church. Holler @ me.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:01am On May 15, 2011
Studio CFR:

hey hey hey, puleaaasee dont even go there at all. . .
my babe pweety , young and intelligent pass dat dark skinned mgbeke girl friend of yours u post here.

U think sey na everybody like wowo girl like u do?

Lol grin









is she your wife now or just a girl friend?


Lol grin You know i've got a berra choice than u do, dont deny visiting 45yrs old Bimbo living in Ore Yearly tongue grin
Yeah she's my wife. .and we already got kids, so dont tink of a hrtbrk Frank wink

@Ney, bruva am ok, NIB?? Whatz that undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 11:16am On May 15, 2011
grin Nigeria Bike Investigator. Lol,
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 11:22am On May 15, 2011
El, you calling Yinka young lady? Awww. . .that's a cute lovely pet name you have got for her.

@STUDIO
brother, when will you stop being a pain in the arse? *just wondering*
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:27am On May 15, 2011
@Neyshed, Lol

Thats way elevated to the dept Jackpot works for NGI grin

@Jackpot, Yeah. .learnt that frm Dad when Mum cheated on him grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by eldav(m): 11:36am On May 15, 2011
Guapa

ur chick jst dey,bt i happy say u dey proud of am.bt wait o,hw many yrs she take senior u?

Cheerz.

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