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Papa Ejiro by brownsilk(f): 5:54pm On May 11, 2011
Papa Ejiro is a church warden in warri and he is in charge of collecting the sunday offerings.
one sunday, after church service, the priest counted the money and discovered that the offering was less than he expected, the following confrontation took place btw the priest and papa ejiro,

Priest: Papa ejiro, you take from the offering money angry
Papa Ejiro: no father, i no take lipsrsealed
Priest: i dey ask you again, papa ejiro, you take from the offering money angry angry
papa ejiro: father, i say i no take from the offering money!
Priest: papa ejiro, make u go enter for confession box now now!!! angry angry angry angry

They both went to the confession box,

Priest: Papa ejiro, i dey ask you again, you take from the offering money?
Papa ejiro: father, i no dey hear you
Priest: (yelled at the top of his voice) papa ejiro, i say you take frm the offerin money?
papa ejiro (yelled back) father, i no dey hear you oooo


priest was now getting irritated, so he came out of the confession box and exchanged places with papa ejiro and says to papa ejiro;

Priest: ok, ask me any question you like i will see whether person fit hear from this side,
Papa Ejiro: father, na why you dey sleep with mama ejiro?
priest replied: my god!!!, papa ejiro, na true you talk ooo, them no dey hear from this side. its ok, just go ahead with the good work you are doing for this parish,

cheesy grin
Re: Papa Ejiro by neily(f): 6:17pm On May 11, 2011
sure, ?
Re: Papa Ejiro by UZORY007: 5:49pm On May 20, 2011
nice one
Re: Papa Ejiro by Sophizzy(f): 5:57pm On May 20, 2011
Lol. grin

Good one.
Re: Papa Ejiro by Godmother(f): 9:11pm On May 20, 2011
nice, but what man would take another man sleeping with his wife lying down, priest or no priest?
Re: Papa Ejiro by oderemo(m): 9:23pm On May 20, 2011
nice joke grin grin grin she e e no dey happen. na today . a begi.
Re: Papa Ejiro by StudioCFR(m): 9:46pm On May 20, 2011
old joke. . .
*pirated*
Re: Papa Ejiro by yinkalink(f): 9:54am On May 21, 2011
Lol

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