HI NAIRALANDERS,
WHICH CHURCH WILL YOU SLEEP TODAY IF THE RAPTURE WILL TAKE PLACE TOMORROW?
DIFFERENT CHURCHES HAD INTERPRETED THE BIBLE CANALLY AND UPSIDE DOWN. SOME PASTORS ENCOURAGED THEIR WOMEN TO PUT ON TROUSERS AND MEN CURL THEIR HAIR(CHRIS OYHAKILOME), OTHERS WILL RATHER SEE THE TRUTH AND WILL BE AFRAID TO SPEAK IT TO THEIR MEMBERS BECAUSE THEY FEEL THEY WILL LOOSE HALF OF THEIR CONGREGATION BY PREACHING HOLINESS(ENOCH ADEBOYE) ,SOME PREFERRED TO RUN AFTER THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD BY LEAVING THE SHEEP GOD HAS GIVEN TO THEM AND RUNNNG AFTER POLITICS OF NIGERIA(CHRIS OKOTIE)
    THE QUESTION IS "WHICH CHURCH ACTUALLY FOLLOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAY ---HOLINESS" I THINK IT IS                                             DEEPER LIFE BIBLE CHURCH
DEEPERLIFE? YES DEEPER LIFE!


NO WONDER:
1. A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE THE CHURCH BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT BEING A MEMBER WILL ROB THEM THE CHANCE OF RUNING AFTER WOMEN, DRINKING ALCOHOL,ETC
2.THEY ALSO HATE PASTOR KUMUYI (THE ONLY MAN OF GOD IN NIGERIA) BECAUSE HE PREACH  HOLINESS AND HOLINESS ALONE
3.THEY DO NOT ORDAIN WOMEN AS PASTOR(SEE 1ST CORINTH CHAP 14-END
4.THEY DONT DANCE YEYE DANCE LIKE OTHER S--- JUST TO WORSHIP GOD IN TRUTH  AND IN SPIRIT(NOTE THAT PRAISING GOD DOES NOT MEAN DANCING,DANCING AND DANCING. WHERE DID JESUS DANCE IN THE BIBLE
5.THEY DONT HAVE BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND
   MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS, IF GOD WERE TO REVEAL TO ME THAT I WILL DIE TOMORROW, I WILL START GOING TO DEEPER LIFE BIBLE CHURCH AS FROM THIS EVENING BECAUSE I WILL NOT WANT TO GO TO HELL

This Okababa, everything thread you start is always funny. I Award you Nairaland Religion Comic relief.

Why would i go to one particular church to be saved? can any church save you? dem tell you say Jesus Christ Blood don finish? I think say we supposed preach christ and him alone crucified?