THE BEGGAR-SLAYQUEEN
So, there's this one day I took a friend out to buy him lunch cos it was his birthday. Nothing prepared me for what I experienced that day, swears���

The venue was a fastfood place with a nice ambience around Taska at Elebu(Ibadan residents will know this one). I was with just my atm card and cash just enough for my tfare to and fro. Same with my friend, as I practically dragged him out of his house that cool evening.
Time was around 5pm.

We got inside the restaurant and picked a table. This is where it gets interesting.

We met a very beautiful slay queen(beautifully dressed, makeup and nails on point, skin glowing, hair on fleek, fine bag with an iPhone in hand) already seated at the table so we joined her, with her permission of course. Cos the place was a bit crowded with customers at that moment. So we were kinda lucky to get those seats.

I stood up to order food for my friend and I. Food came, we began to eat and gist when Slayqueen interrupts us suddenly...
Slayqueen: Erm... Hello, please can you guys buy me food? I'm very hungry and I've been sitting here for a while now waiting for my boyfriend. I've been calling him but he isn't picking up...
My friend: What did you say?
Me: (staring blankly cos she faced my friend while talking)
Slayqueen: She repeats herself, adding that her boyfriend will reimburse us when he comes as he's on his way already. Someone she said wasn't picking calls nor replying messages earlier.

My friend turns to look at me with pity in his eyes already (guys sha!!! ��) while I shook my head vigorously indicating a NO. He sha managed to convince me and we ordered food for her too, same thing we ordered for ourselves which was rice, chicken, soft drink and water.

Guess what madam Slayqueen said at this point? That we should add salad too.
Inukwa?!!
My friend who's already pitying her added the salad too.
Next, she says she wants more water. The one she got earlier isn't enough ��fadalawd!! One more water was brought for her.

We all finished eating, I paid with my atm card. My friend and I stood up to leave.
Guess what happened again? Guessigodi please ��

Slayqueen: You people will give me 100naira for tfare to go home please as my boyfriend didn't come again.

Inukwa! You say what? #SHOCK&ANGRYFACE

I just weak instantly. I told my friend "I will kuma leave you here since you don turn assistant boyfriend as I've done what I came to do�"
We move a step, she moves with us too, making it look to people like we all are together. See wahala O!!!.
My friend had to give her the change she requested for so she could go away. And she left.

I couldn't help marveling at her courage abi audacity, mehnnnn, she tried o.

Nairalanders, have you experienced such before? Please share....

#TrueLifeStory

All ladies, come to church tomorrow

Free bus dey at oshodi and Ikeja along bustop
Be there waving ur white handkerchief

The country's hard, everyday Nigerians come up with different and efficient "Formats" to achieve their goal.

Don't be surprised, that there was no "Boyfriend" in the beginning, it was just a format for her to have Lunch or probably that's her Dinner for the day

DaddyRochie1642:
The country's hard, everyday Nigerians come up with different and efficient "Formats" to achieve their goal.

Don't be surprised, that there was no "Boyfriend" in the beginning, it was just a format for her to have Lunch or probably that's her Dinner for the day

You're on point jare. They keep coming up with different begging strategies daily.

MariamAlheri:


You're on point jare. They keep coming up with different begging strategies daily.

She did what is right, although she is too demanding which is not good.

Asked and it shall be given unto you

SanctifiedSista:
All ladies, come to church tomorrow

Free bus dey at oshodi and Ikeja along bustop
Be there waving ur white handkerchief

Biko which church? Na Cherubu and Serafu?

Mhen if this happened I am truly flabbergasted. Not that you’re lying but the level of shamelessness is hard to believe LMAO. Im surprised she didn’t collect takeaway join. OmoX100.