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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by emonis88: 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2021
As today na Friday, after work today il thank her with a weekend bedroom parttty. If know u know. shocked shocked shocked
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Btruth: 1:41pm On Aug 13, 2021
All I see is oil everywhere apart from the rice & onions.

Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by otabaotaba: 1:47pm On Aug 13, 2021
I will eat the food and then eat the FOOD

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by ComeToJesus: 1:49pm On Aug 13, 2021
I'll swallow two tablets of Flagyll and keep two capsules of teracycline in sight because of those pieces of pork I'm seeing there.

Afterwards, I'll enrol her in a catering school to learn how to garnish and make dishes more appealing. Above all, she'll need to learn how to combine the right calories.

That combo will deaden your appetite for 3 days. Highly unhealthy.

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by am4truth(m): 1:51pm On Aug 13, 2021
You seriously need deliverance...


slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by wehdone(m): 1:55pm On Aug 13, 2021
CharisEleos:


That dodo alone is a muscle weakner. Lol... Plus the heavily moulded starchy rice. Hm..

Where is the dodo??
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Clickme: 1:56pm On Aug 13, 2021
Preciousgirl:
This is a heavy breakfast
Not your usual tea and beverage stuff
Your wife puts this on the table before going to work

How will u react? kiss

I will take her on vacation to Dubai.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Bestmanwealthy(m): 1:56pm On Aug 13, 2021
grin grin grin
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Nobody: 1:57pm On Aug 13, 2021
wehdone:


Where is the dodo??

Those things there look like dodo to me. My bad though if it's not.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by livingchrist: 2:00pm On Aug 13, 2021
Nah unhealthy food

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by wink2015(m): 2:05pm On Aug 13, 2021
I will compliment her for a job welldone.

But where is the stew or sauce for eating the rice?
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by PericomaNwankwo: 2:12pm On Aug 13, 2021
Disgusting, I doubt you're a woman.

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Sesughray: 2:14pm On Aug 13, 2021
There can be but just one reaction to this breakfast, and I need not say it because the outcome will be louder than words and clearer than any view.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by blackslayer: 2:14pm On Aug 13, 2021
very nice..."A" for effort! I wouldn't eat the whole lot of that for breakfast though....Best to eat that for dinner.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Elliotwaveforec: 2:15pm On Aug 13, 2021
Pumpumking:



Please go n looook for english lesssin teacher jorr...be for u start disgrasing Nigeria (goat) angry

Pumpumking:



...*a works from home??*
Can't u spek English. Wot primary school did u to too sir!! angry

He's far better than you. You should start from kindergarten.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by PDPGuy: 2:18pm On Aug 13, 2021
I’m gonna be ecstatic to the extent that I’ll do cartwheels cheesy
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by visit0r: 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2021
Looks to me life the wife is filipina. grin
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by oliviacute(f): 2:34pm On Aug 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy
jeeezzz
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Percy0006(m): 2:43pm On Aug 13, 2021
[quote author=slawormiir post=104708456]Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy[/quote

And dem employ you for UCH make you dey examine vagina.. alakori see as he explain everything.. chai nawa oo

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Athemisia: 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2021
PetroDolla2020:
Trust me, only Nigerians are capable of this kind of trash. I’ve known Nigerians for many many years. They typically think they are better than other people, especially Ghanaians. They are mostly puffed up and talk trash. Non-Nigerians who come to nairaland often talk about things that specifically relate to their countries.

I am Ghanaian so when I come to nairaland, I am only interested in things related to Ghana or Ghanaians. I am not interested in anything else. Why will a non-Nigerian talk in such a manner about Ghanaians? Only Nigerians do that. It’s in their blood cool

Now you are no different from the other iddiot who throw trash at Ghanaians.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by bab22: 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy
Damn nigga. U too much
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by stanbillion200(m): 2:48pm On Aug 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy
Weldone director
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Nacl: 2:50pm On Aug 13, 2021
[1quote author=slawormiir post=104708456]Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy[/quote]

The effect of too much porn.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Help2020: 3:03pm On Aug 13, 2021
Preciousgirl:
This is a heavy breakfast
Not your usual tea and beverage stuff
Your wife puts this on the table before going to work

How will u react? kiss
Very unhealthy.fried fried food is equivalent to poison.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by sterlingD(m): 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2021
There is a question everyone has failed to ask. What transpired?What motivated the wife to prepare this meal for her husband this morning?
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 13, 2021
Lungs:
oga hungry never mama ur bared heald if better hunger own u, only u 1 go carry am chop

That is why I am different from you. I am very mindful of what goes into my body. I rather starve that eat such shit. angry

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Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 13, 2021
2special:
Nah to eat and appreciate her by giving her early morning doggy

That one an appreciation?, early morning doggy an punishment na.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 13, 2021
Iretii0511:



I can see how impressive your grammar is. I don’t have energy to deal with your type. I’m sure the person my question was directed to understands.

Abev, leave the grammar nazi alone
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by hansomb: 3:29pm On Aug 13, 2021
Pumpumking:



...*a works from home??*
Can't u spek English. Wot primary school did u to too sir!! angry
Look at a mirror.

Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Naybahood(m): 3:38pm On Aug 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy

Omo
Slawormiir with detailed information again.
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Zane2point4(m): 3:43pm On Aug 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy
grin
Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by redsun(m): 3:54pm On Aug 13, 2021
That is a fast route to diabetes and other health complications with that kind of food in the morning. Soon his manhood will grind to a halt and you won't be getting the joy of having a man anymore.

Feed him with whole and fibrous foods in addition to good proteins and complex carbohydrates to keep him going for long.

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