We know sir,that I am not a lawyer but a broomer...
I have a laptop bag but with a broom inside.

I will kindly leave matters for professionals because I am a useless goat. I was dumped in a garbage can when I was born so that is what is currently affecting me. I have lost all hope in life and my only joy is to come on Nairaland and spam your mentions.

Please sir, don't deny me this joy. It's the only thing that keeps me from ingesting rat poison. Thank you for understanding my foolishness, kind sir. I curse my foolish parents for giving birth to me. I wish I was never born. I hope Nairalanders will tolerate my useless existence here. Nagode.

Everything on earth is a converter
Happy birthday tbjoshua

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Gentlerass good evening sir. It's been a while.
I saw you viewing that guy's thread and his girlfriend

greatest almanjiri begger sharpening his scamming tools