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Funny Nigerian Habits by benqo01(m): 9:02pm On Aug 22, 2021
Apart frm keeping broom behind doors, which other Nigerian habit do you know?

Singing inside the bathroom to give signal you re there

Drop urs
Re: Funny Nigerian Habits by Wawelexy(m): 9:12pm On Aug 22, 2021
shouting 'up nepa' whenever power is restored.
Re: Funny Nigerian Habits by Kayberg: 9:29pm On Aug 22, 2021
Wawelexy:
shouting 'up nepa' whenever power is restored.

This one have already upgraded to generational curse level because right from the days I was born, I've been hearing that until today… too many years after.

We have been made to believe electricity can never be stable on this side of the world. So you gotta rejoice when you're lucky enough to see that light bulb glow unexpectedly.

So, just scream it…

….up NEPA.
Re: Funny Nigerian Habits by Wawelexy(m): 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2021
Kayberg:


This one have already upgraded to generational curse level because right from the days I was born, I've been hearing that until today… too many years after.

We have been made to believe electricity can never be stable on this side of the world. So you gotta rejoice when you're lucky enough to see that light bulb glow unexpectedly.

So, just scream it…

….up NEPA.
..... Lolz
Re: Funny Nigerian Habits by anthonyuncle(m): 9:41pm On Aug 22, 2021
eating meat/fish last

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Re: Funny Nigerian Habits by sorority11(m): 9:47pm On Aug 22, 2021
Eating rice on Sunday
Jumping gutters due to bad road
Using slippers to beat little children
Calling your female in-law "our wife"
Adding prefix "brother" or "aunty" "mummy" or "daddy" to an older person name based on age even though they could be complete stranger

Telling the guy you scarcely know, or just got acquaintanted or a friend you haven't seen in a long time "you are fresh o" or Bros you just they chop money"

Girls using subtle abuse for guys they like just to get his attention, like "bighead", "you are not serious", "you like disturbing somebody" instead of just speaking out their feelings

Calling your pastor "Daddy in the Lord" even though Jesus strictly warned people to call no man father

Saying "Daddy God" in prayer lol this one off me. Call him father or call him God which one is Daddy again.

Muslims using plastic kettle for ablution after they have just literally had their bath like 2 minutes ago.

Singing "Dorime" even though they don't understand what it says.

Having heated or violent prayer when they hear a stray kitten crying like a baby. Kittens actually sound like baby crying all over the world.

Thinking that people who are yellow are beautiful or handsome. I once had an encounter with a yellow babe. She had all the bangable body and all, with a pretty face. I was told she wasn't pretty. But in actuality she is pretty. So I imagine her black, she wouldn't look good if she is dark skinned.

Igbos worshipping money. I stay in the east. Everyone here is all about money money money. Sometimes people just want to live a comfortable life and all, it is not a must I must be a billionaire or build a mansion. Bungalow is ok, quite simple. I have been persecuted though.

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