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Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by adecares(f): 5:50pm On Aug 25, 2021
So here is an illustration i got online,

GUYS AND GIRLS......

A husband and wife were arguing one morning, about who had better friends. So they decided to find out, here's what they did:

Husband calls wife's friends one after the other...

Husband: Hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to?

Friend #1: Omg! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3 weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend. Hangs up.

Friend #2: Wow! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she's so stubborn she will not listen, now see this. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home. Please take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. Hangs up.

Friend #3: I said it!! I said it!! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is. We quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. Hangs up.

Wife calls husband's friends, asking the same question:

Friend #1: Oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. Hangs up. He calls husband immediately. "Oh boy where are you? I beg go to your house, your wife is looking for you."

Friend #2: Oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you that your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged and is on his way home, you'll see him any moment. Hangs up and calls husband immediately. "Guy where are you and why acting like this? Anyway I told your wife that you were not well, you slept in hospital, I beg try to reach home now, I just told her that you are now on your way home."

Friend #3: Madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, "taps empty bed, 'oh boy wake up, the sleep never do you well? Wake up go and sleep at your home.' Madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. Hangs up and calls husband immediately. "Charlie, you have to rush home now, your wife just called me , I told her you slept here in my house as we were all drunk last nite. So arrange the talk on your way home".

*So tell me now, who has better friends..... Men or Women??�����*
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Iamtoyosii: 5:56pm On Aug 25, 2021
Guys of course grin
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Stevecrown01(m): 5:58pm On Aug 25, 2021
Men
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Sonnobax15(m): 6:58pm On Aug 25, 2021
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Personally I've got good friends whom I refer to as my niggas.....Come to think of it, what's your definition of a Good friend?

As for me,a good nigga is someone who's been there and always be there with and for you when everything and everyone else has left you......But you see this life,na when you broke,na then you go know whether you get good friends or not.....

Right now cha,I no too get friends again via say I chose to be an introvert for now......Let me flex on my brokenness like self-contain grin

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Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Polynek(m): 8:30pm On Aug 25, 2021
You are painting d female bad and making men look like saint ahbi grin, your comparison no balance. There are good female friends and vice versa simple

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Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by adecares(f): 1:46pm On Aug 28, 2021
Polynek:
You are painting d female bad and making men look like saint ahbi grin, your comparison no balance. There are good female friends and vice versa simple

But guys do got one another's back any day any time.

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Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by adecares(f): 1:52pm On Aug 28, 2021
Polynek:
You are painting d female bad and making men look like saint ahbi grin, your comparison no balance. There are good female friends and vice versa simple

Can I back it up with any illustration if you think there are good female friends.

Becos as For me there's none
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Polynek(m): 2:58pm On Aug 28, 2021
adecares:


But guys do got one another's back any day any time.
Leave dox tinx wey u de c 4 Nollywood abeg, na individual difference, bad male friends de and bad female friends too de, u no de c stories of best man who nak d bride of d groom? grin grin abeg close Dix case grin
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 28, 2021
adecares:


Can I back it up with any illustration if you think there are good female friends.

Becos as For me there's none
You simply don't have what to say or just say you don't have good friends. period!
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by MufasaLion: 5:09pm On Aug 28, 2021
There are good friends in both genders. It all depends on the type of person you are and the type of friends you have.

It's even my friends that too persuade to visit them. We got the loyalty and deep love for one another. Female friends are so cool and male friends are cool too. They both have different obligations to me.
Re: Between A Lady And A Guy, Who Had Better Friends by Cokahot: 5:21pm On Aug 28, 2021
I went solo when I went broke many years back,I became a ghost. Saw my haters trekking the other under hot scorching sun. While I was in my fully conditioned beast. Best friend right now is to get money.

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