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1. Nothing confuses a married man like a beautiful young lady asking him if he is married, the man will be like... " NOT EXACTLY"���

2. A guy said ladies are like recharge cards that are used and thrown away, then I asked him "which network is ur mum? He's been angry with me since yesterday ���...Thunder fire you�

3. Being hated is not something new to me. I once appeared on the list of noise makers when i was absent from school.�

4. Four years in the university studying theater Art, all you could do is to fan the igwe�

5. Dear friends, I advise you to marry a girl who can cook, because love dies, Beauty fades but hunger remains constant.��

6. Abeg Who made the law of buying bread when returning from a journey?��

7. You bought super glue of N50 just to gum N20 note�... Abeg where the sense go?��

8. Post Wrong Spelling On Facebook, You Will See Unemployed Teachers�

9. Some people are just devils, they will be calling you on phone, and at the same time praying that you do not answer the call��

10. Respect people who chew chicken bones until it turn into powder! These people are capable of killing without evidence. I salute them!

11. It's not all about having a pretty face. The question is, does it correspond with the colour of your legs.? Ladies come and answer��

12. You gain admission you post it.. going to lectures you post it.. writing exam you post it.. Result is out, we no hear from you again!�

13. In a new environment, the first person to become ur friend is likely to become an enemy later on, so limit the amount of information u pass on to them about u, cuz it can be used against u�

14. Imagine dating a girl who breaks sugar cane with her knee�‍️�

15. Have you ever visited your neighbor and they offered you food but you refused, hoping that they will ask you for the second time, but they didn't��

16. If you are dating a stingy guy, buy yourself gifts and tell your friends he did it. Your fake friends will steal him and suffer too. ��

17. Don't let those who wear fancy clothes to pose daily on Facebook deceive you... Most of them are dry cleaners��

18. Ugly people will see you and frown their faces as if u knew something about their creation...Nonsense���

19. How old were you when you realized that PANTS means "Precious Assets Needs Tight Security "?�� Wisdom will kill me one day�

20. Nobody is more careful than a guy chatting a new girl he's toasting� for the first time; He will even go to the dictionary to confirm the spelling of "ARE"��

21. If you hear what people say right before they pick your call or immediately they end the call... You would stop the friendship��

22. Some men will be booking expensive hotels just to do the same thing they do at home for 5 mins. Just be wasting money�

23. When you marry a good wife, even to eat outside will look like adultery to you. ���

24. The odour from some girls armpit can make you smell your own armpit for fresh air��

25. If u want to look like an idiot, then avise a girl that is in love�

26. I opened my biscuit and you are throwing your chewing gum away��... You better pick it��

27. Some guys are in the wrong relationship because of nyash����

28. Some guys are very successful because they have more than one girl praying for them, prayer points from different locations�

29. How can you have a broke sugar daddy? What a waste of sin���

30. In Africa it's easy for your relatives to put money together to bury you, but difficult to raise money to help you reach your goals.��

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He who has ear, let him hear

Funny write up, thanks

IamKizzbrown10:
SUNDAY BANGER �����

1. Nothing confuses a married man like a beautiful young lady asking him if he is married, the man will be like... " NOT EXACTLY"���

2. A guy said ladies are like recharge cards that are used and thrown away, then I asked him "which network is ur mum? He's been angry with me since yesterday ���...Thunder fire you�

3. Being hated is not something new to me. I once appeared on the list of noise makers when i was absent from school.�

4. Four years in the university studying theater Art, all you could do is to fan the igwe�

5. Dear friends, I advise you to marry a girl who can cook, because love dies, Beauty fades but hunger remains constant.��

6. Abeg Who made the law of buying bread when returning from a journey?��

7. You bought super glue of N50 just to gum N20 note�... Abeg where the sense go?��

8. Post Wrong Spelling On Facebook, You Will See Unemployed Teachers�

9. Some people are just devils, they will be calling you on phone, and at the same time praying that you do not answer the call��

10. Respect people who chew chicken bones until it turn into powder! These people are capable of killing without evidence. I salute them!

11. It's not all about having a pretty face. The question is, does it correspond with the colour of your legs.? Ladies come and answer��

12. You gain admission you post it.. going to lectures you post it.. writing exam you post it.. Result is out, we no hear from you again!�

13. In a new environment, the first person to become ur friend is likely to become an enemy later on, so limit the amount of information u pass on to them about u, cuz it can be used against u�

14. Imagine dating a girl who breaks sugar cane with her knee�‍️�

15. Have you ever visited your neighbor and they offered you food but you refused, hoping that they will ask you for the second time, but they didn't��

16. If you are dating a stingy guy, buy yourself gifts and tell your friends he did it. Your fake friends will steal him and suffer too. ��

17. Don't let those who wear fancy clothes to pose daily on Facebook deceive you... Most of them are dry cleaners��

18. Ugly people will see you and frown their faces as if u knew something about their creation...Nonsense���

19. How old were you when you realized that PANTS means "Precious Assets Needs Tight Security "?�� Wisdom will kill me one day�

20. Nobody is more careful than a guy chatting a new girl he's toasting� for the first time; He will even go to the dictionary to confirm the spelling of "ARE"��

21. If you hear what people say right before they pick your call or immediately they end the call... You would stop the friendship��

22. Some men will be booking expensive hotels just to do the same thing they do at home for 5 mins. Just be wasting money�

23. When you marry a good wife, even to eat outside will look like adultery to you. ���

24. The odour from some girls armpit can make you smell your own armpit for fresh air��

25. If u want to look like an idiot, then avise a girl that is in love�

26. I opened my biscuit and you are throwing your chewing gum away��... You better pick it��

27. Some guys are in the wrong relationship because of nyash����

28. Some guys are very successful because they have more than one girl praying for them, prayer points from different locations�

29. How can you have a broke sugar daddy? What a waste of sin���

30. In Africa it's easy for your relatives to put money together to bury you, but difficult to raise money to help you reach your goals.��

WHICH NUMBER GOT YOU LAUGHING HARD ?
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Nice Jokes bro

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