I am not a player neither am I a red piller or a member of stingy men association or woke boys association or whatever bitter niggaz call themselves these days, i happen to be a retired simp and I'm training to be a High way man .
During my life as a simp I learnt the following lessons:

1.Nobody is the source of your happiness:
Oga no girl holds the keys to your happiness if you like have the prettiest girls in the world wrapped around your finger if you are not happy with yourself as a person, you will not be happy, there are a million and one single people out there who are living their best lives and have no girl to thank for that so put that at the back of your mind ,the only person that can make you happy is you

2.Girls have sense

They may not show it but girls are very very very self aware, they know say them fine them know you want to be more than friends and they know what you want so my guy dont try to be friends first or try to warm her up to you, baba tell her str8 up I want to date you or I want to f*ck you or I want to marry you fine set the mood a lil but come up str8 and do it fast dont try to get close to her cause whether she says yes or no you go turn to her toy nuff said

3. Playing hard to get is a myth

If a girl likes you, she will tell you or she will say yes to you, anything other than that.....she doesnt like you or she is a confused person who doesnt know what she wants in which case you should avoid her as well

4.You never lose women when ya chasing money

Brother I learnt this the hard way,baba you sef fit be dangote you sef fit be Bezos if you simp for your dreams and your hustle the way you simp for girls,put in all your attention, put in all your submission, put in all your patience into your hustle and f*ck everything else see churchill see ned nwoko see trump do they look like women na their problem? Nuff said

5.Dressing to kill is an investment

Package yourself well buy clothes that fit buy correct perf style your hair,use correct body cream go gym. As simple as these instructions are, na problem for people to baff twice a day talk less of to rub cream, take care of yourself just cause the money no dey yet no mean say you got to resemble masquerade

6.Yes man? No ma!

I'm not saying you should be a jerk but dont compromise your values and ideals just to get female attention that's the weakest thing you can do,be strong stand your ground and prove your point and if she hates you for that, then she can go f*ck herself

7 No girl is single

Every girl has a boy in her life dont fall for the "she was so innocent when I met her" know it today as long as she has breasts and yansh, there is at least one dude hitting on her so always have it at the back of your mind and also have at the back of your mind that she is not the only one in your life, not asking you to cheat just know that she is replaceable too

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Nah man my dude dont be like that, girls are humans too and they want better thing, just chase money instead

Iyami! Going through all these just to double ur problem, God help ur sons oh

Iniobong34:
Iyami! Going through all these just to double ur problem, God help ur sons oh

yea man I'm raising gods