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3 Amazing Unbelievable Benefits Of Smoking Cigarettes, See Pictures by Antoeni(m): 2:31pm On Sep 25, 2021
3 BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES!!!

1. Smokers don't grow old!

2.Smokers cannot be bitten by a dog!!

3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lungs damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.

2.Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.

3.Thieves cant break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!

If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking!

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Re: 3 Amazing Unbelievable Benefits Of Smoking Cigarettes, See Pictures by illicit(m): 2:37pm On Sep 25, 2021
Non cigarettes smokers do die young too....


Some people have different ailments that warrants using sticks


Some people have coughs and they ain't even smoked one stick


Cigarettes keeps many people employed....


Whats the essence of having doctors if no one will have diseases like cancer of the lungs anyway

Smokers are part of the society, let them be

Na smoke dem smoke, Dem no rape

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Re: 3 Amazing Unbelievable Benefits Of Smoking Cigarettes, See Pictures by babaalagbo1(m): 2:41pm On Sep 25, 2021
Antoeni:
3 BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES!!!

1. Smokers don't grow old!

2.Smokers cannot be bitten by a dog!!

3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lungs damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.

2.Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.

3.Thieves cant break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!

If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking!
lol �funny post,moreso,if you're a smoker,I have a good agbo for lung and system cleanser,it's will flush toxins and clear your lung,pure herbs straight from the source

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Re: 3 Amazing Unbelievable Benefits Of Smoking Cigarettes, See Pictures by SportsHD: 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2021
grin grin grin grin.
Smoking cigarettes is bad, I ain't trying to justify it. But, there's one man in my friend's house. The man would be around 80 years old now and he still smokes. Still strong and agile.
I don't know how he does it. He always take agbo whenever he gets cold instead of normal drugs.

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