Man-U fans,
It is true that ur boys pull stunt in d 1st 7minutes,
It is also true that barca boys lack respect for making ur grown men suffer so much.
My sympathy goes 2 eldav, yinka, neyshed & other fans.
Guapo, yinkuz needs u now than ever,pls dont allow her hug transformer ooo *winkz*
No orfence sha, aint gat nofin buh luv 4 all o' u. lol

What's the meaning of this rubbish? Where's the joke?
*smh*

Mikuz, what is your own sef, always condeming others joke, try post your own make we see

But me nor get the joke too. Joke scarce these days o.

olawalebab:

Mikuz, what is your own sef, always condeming others joke, try post your own make we see

you call this a joke? You must be joking!

all of una dey fool una self anyhow, una non no say una don reach to get 5 children, here na joke section okay poster, next time, go find were sport dey make u post dis ur rubbish nonsense for there.

Who get 5children abort im sense of humour? meres dey hia sha.

@Chiefpop; lol! I dey hail o & I appreciate da advice&correction but me think u can make a joke out of any sector like politics, music & even sports so far its funny. u no think dat way shey? blame it on d evaporated brain cells *winkz*

10ks Olawale, huge sense u made right there.
@Lysaa; if I did dub&dump like some others, u sure would find d humour easily,get used 2 d creativity & detect d joke jor, its in front o' u

mikuz:

you call this a joke? You must be joking!

i have been following some of your recent comment, and all i see is you condeming others jokes. Waiting for your own post now or else i move a motion for you to be ban

olawalebab:

i have been following some of your recent comment, and all i see is you condeming others jokes. Waiting for your own post now or else i move a motion for you to be ban

i have also been following your recent jokes in this section too,only to discover that they've all been dry like harmattan! Therefore am calling for all the owners of boring and dry jokes in this section to be ex-communicated! With immediate effect!

@Guapo: u cant die now, jokenation needs u but even if u mistakenly do, that Sir Alex's princess, Yinka will swiftly get over u 'cos she has plenty admirers who r not broke like her current date *tongue-out*.
Its good she's NOW in good health 'cos I was laffing like chris when I saw her sobbing at every corner after d ultimate humiliation.lol
If Yinkuz could b back 2 normal, Bimbo'll survive too, & dis one that ur showing interest in ma baby's recovery, hope u aint up 2 sum'n

Ha ha ha, mikuz mikuz! u r so fool, pardon me, I mean full of amazement, d reason why all jokes seem dry 2 u is because u ve'nt noticed dt u r drier than all d dry jokes combined, it'll take a miracle 2 make u wet. I lafft when I overheard that d only time u r wet is when u in bed. Grow&Cheer up friend, but until then my wicked sympathy goes 2 u

@ Guapo; hahaha, eyesore ke, its still well-kept unlike urs, infact it was a good news when I read that ur young moses dont do oldies no more, u finally learnt ur lesson urhhn. Remember, no more jumping in thru d window 2 meet d 62 year-old blonde all 4 a dime*winkz*

Mikuz, thanks atleast you make me laugh with your joke sorry comment

dammizz:

10ks Olawale, huge sense u made right there.
@Lysaa; if I did dub&dump like some others, u sure would find d humour easily,get used 2 d creativity & detect d joke jor, its in front o' u

Why me?

olawalebab:

Mikuz, thanks atleast you make me laugh with your joke sorry comment

meaning?

dammizz:

Ha ha ha, mikuz mikuz! u r so fool, pardon me, I mean full of amazement, d reason why all jokes seem dry 2 u is because u ve'nt noticed dt u r drier than all d dry jokes combined, it'll take a miracle 2 make u wet. I lafft when I overheard that d only time u r wet is when u in bed. Grow&Cheer up friend, but until then my wicked sympathy goes 2 u

don't test me even if you got testes! Cuz i will SNIPE you like WESLEY!!everybody knows i can carry you and your miserable family on broken shoulders!!! BETTER BEWARE!!!!

lol nice flows. .

* biting big chunks of shawama and washing it down with zobo while at the watch.*

lysaa:

lol nice flows. .

* biting big chunks of shawama and washing it down with zobo while at the watch.*

and nothing for me?

I'll spine u in somn good if u'd just hang on with the fight. Its seriously entertaining.

lysaa:

I'll spine u in somn good if u'd just hang on with the fight. Its seriously entertaining.

of course lysaa ama do exactly that! You know i can SWIM across the PACIFIC ocean for YOU!

Thats kinda old stuff cos one guy like dat is still swimming thru the ocean for me. .dont know when he'll ever get to shore.

What else could u do for me?

lysaa:

Thats kinda old stuff cos one guy like dat is still swimming thru the ocean for me. .dont know when he'll ever get to shore.

What else could u do for me?

huh?? But seriously i can catch a rocket laucher for you! I can even jump from a space ship for you sef o!

I know i don't have a license to kill. . not even the permit but when are we going to have u do the test diving b4 the actual one?

*flaunts his heavy chest and hefty muscles*
you know i am equall to the task na.

okies i dig! Can i sleep now.

Alrighties! Sweet dreams! Make sure you fantasize dream about me.

i don't do fantasies, i dream dreams. If i dream u then u're bound to happen LIFE! so in essence, u should be the one to take heed and be on ur guard. lol