I'll start with mine. There was this pretty damsel dat always pass through our street, so one day i took courage to approch her, the first time she didn't even talk to me , i have to shyly stop and go back . The girl snubed me like a hundred time b4 agreeing to give my her facebook user name , i was happy sotey i begin buy drinks 4my hommies. After much chating with her she agreed to be just a friend.. I think say she will leta leta agree to my relationship proposal. This gal turn me to folo folo. This gal will call me to excort her to mkt i will mumuly follow her sotey na me the price things 4her just to impress her. Me wey no dey go church the even follow her go vigil. She won't agree to come to the huz na me the fine her go their hus no be say i dey enter hus o , i go wait 4her outside like 30mins b4 she come out and dismiss me with am busy inside. Thank God 4my hommies wey reset my brain with yappings. I be poster boy of simps dat year.

Online, no one gives woman money
They all redpillers

Back then around 2012 in uni... I bought a very expensive android for my babe, while i was using torchlight nokia... Well, na that phone anoda guy chat her up, stil collect her 4rm me.. My eyes open 4rm there... No woman is entitled to my money except na family she be.

Pls tell me u collected ur phone back?

When I was in SS2, There was this babe on the next street

I like her and I managed to become her friend so that I can shoot my shot

This girl was dating my junior, I didn't know at that time

This girl came and call me in our house at night and took me to her boyfriend street

She pointed to the house and ask me to go and call him for her

I grudgingly went

But when I got there and saw that it was my junior she sent me to, I turned back and took another way home

Lol

AuroraB:
Online, no one gives woman money
They all redpillers

That's because we can't scrape your pot of beans online

Sonnobax15:
That's because we can't scrape your pot of beans online

Please, carry your wahala go

AuroraB:
Please, carry your wahala go

. na once she tire

[quote author=illicit post=106287585]When I was in SS3, There was this babe on the next street

I like her and I managed to become her friend so that I can shoot my shot

This girl was dating my junior, I didn't know tho but she knew

This girl came and call me in our house at night and took me to her boyfriend street

She pointed to the house and ask me to go and call him for her

I grudgingly went

But when I got there and saw that it was my junior she sent me to, I turned back and took another way home

Lol . Funny story

In my 200 Level I did somethings to impress one babe I was crushing on.

Still waiting for more funny stories

I am a Theatre Arts student, so after one very tiring morning rehearsal, I was on my way going home from the faculty. This 200 level girl stopped me and asked me to follow her to the bank. I SIMPly followed her. At the bank she handed me her handbag and I waited for her like an hour. She came out and apologised, I foolishly smiled. Before I could ask for her number, she started telling me about her boyfriend. I just off.

I can't forget my SIMPISM for Cynthia. All the assignments, I have done it for her, making her topping her class. I called her everyday and even borrow to call her. I joined school politics because of her, she said I am a good leader, the following week, my posters flooded the school, I go to front of hostel every night to see her, I used my last card to host picnic for her, I stop drinking because of her, I brought her home to cook for her. All my SIMPISM na only hug I get.

Cynthia taught me lessons about how to value myself. Since I let her be, I realized that my own happiness surpass any girl. I am now drinking, I don't go to hostel at night again, I don commot my hand from school politics, I don't call her again. Peace of mind is all I crave for now. I deserve an award for simping.

Let me help one user called Ilegendd.
According to his story, he escorted his crush to a house and she told him to wait for her.
At the processing of waiting, he peeped through the door, he saw his crush riding cowgirl with the owner of the house.
Lolz.

Telegram234:
Let me help one user called Ilegendd.
According to his story, he escorted a his crush to a house and she told him to wait for her.
At the processing of waiting, he peeped through the door, he saw his crush riding cowgirl with the owner of the house.
Lolz.

"And I started crying."

You didn't add that part.

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Oya my story.
I loved a girl so much.
I am ready to do anything for her, if na to swallow fire, I swear that year, I go swallow grenade join.
I followed her, we gist and play.
Till I told her feelings, she told me HELL NO, she can never in her life date me.
And I starved myself for days just for her.
Chaiii since now she still dey torment me for dream.
But now, I control chicks daily.

iLegendd:


"And I started crying."

You didn't add that part.

It's the reason I wrote the book below and it's been saving lives.

Boss I greet you..
I hail you.
No wonder u be gay. and u still dey smash kpekus.

Yankee0071:
Pls tell me u collected ur phone back?

i cant do that,.. I gave her for love! Its hers

Chaii i remember that year my mom is a caterer after she came bk from the party.she brought lots of meat and i gently later steal few pieces with one#500 wey i hustle that time go give my gf she dey for poly that year,she go come our Hood i no go touch am me dey wait after marriage and i still go greet am 4 school buy bread,my mumu then na first class,the best time to take a lady should be during courtship,dating na scam.give only wat u can loose,it's ur turn and not ur cookie.it must go round and the highest bidder owns it later...

AuroraB:
Online, no one gives woman money
They all redpillers

Redpillers online, bluepillers in real life.

When I see redpill threads, I just smile.

.

I'm still simping for the moment . When I'm through I'd share my story

I found porn on my boyfriend's laptop some years ago. He forgot to clear the his browsers history.

I was surprised because I thought he never watched porn. He never downloaded them on his laptop..

I opened one of the sites and saw that he had created an account. From his watch history on the website, I found out that he loved watching dominant women (femdom) and BDSM.

My guy was a Macho guy with a baritone voice. In fact, this was one of the things that attracted me to him.

Things changed since that day..

I tried a trick with him...

While we were cuddling on the bed (he wore just his shorts), I told him I had a confession to make. I told him that I won't be comfortable if I don't tell him the truth.

He asked what the matter was...

Since we were cuddling, I put my hands on his pubic hair close to his penis...

Then I told him about my ex. I told him that two months ago my ex called me when he went to work for a meetup..

My ex came to pick me up at his apartment and after taking me out, we had sex. I explained every details of how my ex bleeped me..

As I was explaining, my boyfriend's penis began to get hard.

He was turned on by the story.

He tried to control the bulge to no avail... Then his manliness took in, he started faking anger, shouted at me and called me all sort of names.

Told me to leave his house by 9:30PM and he didn't want to see me again.

The story with my ex was all a lie though.

I left the house and sent him a text. In the text, I told him it was better I told him than for him to find out from someone else.

About two weeks later, he called me to apologize for what he said.

Another Beta male spotted

Forget about what you read online, everybody cannot be an alpha male and it's normal.

brb

I got none.

Herrulez:
I found porn on my boyfriend's laptop some years ago. He forgot to clear the his browsers history.

I was surprised because I thought he never watched porn. He never downloaded them on his laptop..

I opened one of the sites and saw that he had created an account. From his watch history on the website, I found out that he loved watching dominant women (femdom) and BDSM.

My guy was a Macho guy with a baritone voice. In fact, this was one of the things that attracted me to him.

Things changed since that day..

I tried a trick with him...

While we were cuddling on the bed (he wore just his shorts), I told him I had a confession to make. I told him that I won't be comfortable if I don't tell him the truth.

He asked what the matter was...

Since we were cuddling, I put my hands on his pubic hair close to his penis...

Then I told him about my ex. I told him that two months ago my ex called me when he went to work for a meetup..

My ex came to pick me up at his apartment and after taking me out, we had sex. I explained every details of how my ex bleeped me..

As I was explaining, my boyfriend's penis began to get hard.

He was turned on by the story.

He tried to control the bulge to no avail... Then his manliness took in, he started faking anger, shouted at me and called me all sort of names.

Told me to leave his house by 9:30PM and he didn't want to see me again.

The story with my ex was all a lie though.

I left the house and sent him a text. In the text, I told him it was better I told him than for him to find out from someone else.

About two weeks later, he called me to apologize for what he said.

Another Beta male spotted

Forget about what you read online, everybody cannot be an alpha male and it's normal.

See how you just exposed your man.

I don't know if this is tag as "Simp"
She was whoring and she want me to be cool with it.. Was broke due to some family ish. I was literally deserted, abandoned etc

She went ahead and tell my friends that, if I could allow her to slut around I'll enjoy her (monetary) the babe set ooo


I declined the negotiation to avoid stories that will touch the heart, "when you had nothing I was there'' there kill there

James4358:
Back then around 2012 in uni... I bought a very expensive android for my babe, while i was using torchlight nokia... Well, na that phone anoda guy chat her up, stil collect her 4rm me.. My eyes open 4rm there... No woman is entitled to my money except na family she be.

I bow for you