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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:45am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
His case is extraordinary, even my dog knows more than him.

How can you see “you know all” and still be asking specifically for “Omniscient”?
No be juju be that grin

E pass juju.

He is a member of a Cult. So I don't expert less.
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:01am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.
Let me show you how those who taught you misinterpreted God's word!

In the beginning the Bible said God looked at everything He has made and it was PERFECT {Genesis 1:31} and this is a person who doesn't think of evil only good {Jeremiah 7:31} so how do you expect Him to start thinking of both the good and EVIL that will happen when everything is PERFECT?

The places you're quoting isn't talking about all the thoughts in the minds of evidoers rather God only uses such power when it comes to those who are precious to Him {2Chronicles 16:9} so it's only the good ones amongst humans that God do search their hearts to know all their thinking, in order to correct them when the need arises {Exodus 33:13; Psalms 25:4} but as for those who doesn't whose hearts are far away from God He doesn't think about them that's why Jesus said such persons are as good as dead {Luke 9:60} because they don't exist in God's memory book! Malachi 3:16 compare to Revelations 20:15

So don't think God knows everything because He is Holy (pure in heart) and the thoughts in the hearts of evil people will sadden Him {Genesis 6:5} that's why He only send His angels to continue looking around so that they will always bring Him reports of what humans are doing on the surface of the earth! Genesis 18:20-21

Now go and TEACH your former pastors the TRUTH, tell them that God can know everything that's happening on this planet but He has chosen not to {Habakkuk 1:13} because He wants to remain happy always! 1Timothy 1:11 smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:08am On Oct 08, 2021
sonmvayina:

How does this apply to the discussion at hand ?
I am God waking a human path. I don't believe in hell or heaven like the moronic Christian do. You of all people should know that..
So don't think i will bend towards the description found in the dictionary when such a thing is not real! wink
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 8:10am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Let me show you how those who taught you misinterpreted God's word!

In the beginning the Bible said God looked at everything He has made and it was PERFECT {Genesis 1:31} and this is a person who doesn't think of evil only good {Jeremiah 7:31} so how do you expect Him to start thinking of both the good and EVIL that will happen when everything is PERFECT?

The places you're quoting isn't talking about all the thoughts in the minds of evidoers rather God only uses such power when it comes to those who are precious to Him {2Chronicles 16:9} so it's only the good ones amongst humans that God do search their hearts to know all their thinking, in order to correct them when the need arises {Exodus 33:13; Psalms 25:4} but as for those who doesn't whose hearts are far away from God He doesn't think about them that's why Jesus said such persons are as good as dead {Luke 9:60} because they don't exist in God's memory book! Malachi 3:16 compare to Revelations 20:15

So don't think God knows everything because He is Holy (pure in heart) and the thoughts in the hearts of evil people will sadden Him {Genesis 6:5} that's why He only send His angels to continue looking around so that they will always bring Him reports of what humans are doing on the surface of the earth! Genesis 18:20-21

Now go and TEACH your former pastors the TRUTH, tell them that God can know everything that's happening on this planet but He has chosen not to {Habakkuk 1:13} because He wants to remain happy always! 1Timothy 1:11 smiley
But the Bible said god knows all grin

You don’t know the Bible?

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 8:13am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

So don't think i will bend towards the description found in the dictionary when such a thing is not real! wink
Thats because whatever doesn’t suit your Jehovah witness nonsense is a lie.
JW is even the least set of Christians to take seriously, bunch of comedians with extreme dogmas grin

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:32am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

But the Bible said god knows all grin
You don’t know the Bible?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i can sense that you're not even reading the scriptures i cited in my comments so i'll quote one for you:

Then Jehovah (God) said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it" Genesis 18:20-21

Now tell me doesn't it sound as if God knows EVERYTHING as you're trying to misinterpreted God's word? smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:36am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
Thats because whatever doesn’t suit your Jehovah witness nonsense is a lie.
JW is even the least set of Christians to take seriously, bunch of comedians with extreme dogmas grin
So it's your friends with whom you enjoy cracking jokes with their God that have sound doctrines, shey?
Just say you've made your mind over the issue that will make sense, but trying to hide under the disguise of supporting the misinformed churchgoers whom you always use to amuse yourself doesn't sound intelligent enough Sir! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 8:41am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i can sense that you're not even reading the scriptures i cited in my comments so i'll quote one for you:

Then Jehovah (God) said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it" Genesis 18:20-21

Now tell me doesn't it sound as if God knows EVERYTHING as you're trying to misinterpreted God's word? smiley
The Bible said god knows all.
We can read it clear in black and white sir.

Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and abundant in strength;
His understanding is infinite

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:41am On Oct 08, 2021
Where is sonmvayina now? cheesy
Insulting and abusing others simply because they disagreed with your line of thought is childishness Sir! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 8:42am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

So it's your friends with whom you enjoy cracking jokes with their God that have sound doctrines, shey?
Just say you've made your mind over the issue that will make sense, but trying to hide under the disguise of supporting the misinformed churchgoers whom you always use to amuse yourself doesn't sound intelligent enough Sir! smiley
Instead is becoming a witness, I rather serve Sango and Amadioha. grin
Or even become a Taliban Muslim

You people are the most useless sets of Christians with crazy ideologies. grin

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:55am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

The Bible said god knows all.
We can read it clear in black and white sir.
Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and abundant in strength;
His understanding is infinite

His understanding (wisdom) is infinite

Doesn't translate to He knows everything including the thoughts going on in the hearts of evil people.
So when you read God's word try to ask for the meaning so that you don't misconstrue the information!

My son, if you accept my sayings And treasure up my commandments, By making your ear attentive to wisdom And inclining your heart to discernment; Moreover, if you call out for understanding And raise your voice for discernment; If you keep seeking for it as for silver, And you keep searching for it as for hidden treasures; Then you will understand the fear of Jehovah, And you will find the knowledge of God. Proverbs 2:1-5

The highlighted in red simply means you shouldn't rely on just one school of thought in this matter, you must be prepared to listen to many teachers and compare their teachings to know where real discernment is!

Now that i've established the fact that God himself said He doesn't know all things all you need to do is strike a balance:
God knows all the thoughts in the heart of his faithful servants that's why He often vouch for them {Job 1:8} as for wicked and crooked people God doesn't even think about them, to him they are as good as DEAD:

The wicked will retreat toward the Grave, All the nations who forget God! Psalms 9:17

So if you don't have Him in mind He doesn't think anything towards you, to Him you don't even exist! Luke 9:60 smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:59am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

Instead is becoming a witness, I rather serve Sango and Amadioha. grin
Or even become a Taliban Muslim

You people are the most useless sets of Christians with crazy ideologies. grin

Certainly Jesus is always right!

"and you will be hated by all people because of my name". Luke 21:17

Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! for validating the words of our Master, Lord and King: Christ Jesus! smiley

So go out there now and tell the Good News that you've found Jesus' true followers! John 15:8 smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 9:20am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


Certainly Jesus is always right!

"and you will be hated by all people because of my name". Luke 21:17

Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! for validating the words of our Master, Lord and King: Christ Jesus! smiley

So go out there now and tell the Good News that you've found Jesus' true followers! John 15:8 smiley
I will rather become a Taliban that A witness.
Taah, crazy people

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 9:21am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


His understanding (wisdom) is infinite

Doesn't translate to He knows everything including the thoughts going on in the hearts of evil people.
So when you read God's word try to ask for the meaning so that you don't misconstrue the information!

My son, if you accept my sayings And treasure up my commandments, By making your ear attentive to wisdom And inclining your heart to discernment; Moreover, if you call out for understanding And raise your voice for discernment; If you keep seeking for it as for silver, And you keep searching for it as for hidden treasures; Then you will understand the fear of Jehovah, And you will find the knowledge of God. Proverbs 2:1-5

The highlighted in red simply means you shouldn't rely on just one school of thought in this matter, you must be prepared to listen to many teachers and compare their teachings to know where real discernment is!

Now that i've established the fact that God himself said He doesn't know all things all you need to do is strike a balance:
God knows all the thoughts in the heart of his faithful servants that's why He often vouch for them {Job 1:8} as for wicked and crooked people God doesn't even think about them, to him they are as good as DEAD:

The wicked will retreat toward the Grave, All the nations who forget God! Psalms 9:17

So if you don't have Him in mind He doesn't think anything towards you, to Him you don't even exist! Luke 9:60 smiley






Sorry, Bible stated clearly, god knows all

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:43am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

I will rather become a Taliban that A witness.
Taah, crazy people
Thank you for validating the words of our Master, Lord and King Christ Jesus!
He told us that if we're truly practicing what he taught us you people will treat us exactly the same way he was treated:

Listen to him:

It is enough for the student to become as his teacher, and the slave as his master. If people have called the master of the house Be·elʹze·bub, how much more those of his household? Matthew 10:25
You've called me juju man this morning and your friend also called me demonic, didn't you?
Now you're saying JWs are CRAZY, please listen to what people said about our Master during his time:

Many of them were saying: “He has a demon and is out of his mind. Why do you listen to him?” John 10:20

I'm so happy that Jesus' words is fulfilling in my own eyes! Matthew 5:11-12

Thank you once again Sir for validating the words of my Master, Lord and King Jesus Christ! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 9:44am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Thank you for validating the words of our Master, Lord and King Christ Jesus!
He told us that if we're truly practicing what he taught us you people will treat us exactly the same way he was treated:

Listen to him:

It is enough for the student to become as his teacher, and the slave as his master. If people have called the master of the house Be·elʹze·bub, how much more those of his household? Matthew 10:25
You've called me juju man this morning and your friend also called me demonic, didn't you?
Now you're saying JWs are CRAZY, please listen to what people said about our Master during his time:

Many of them were saying: “He has a demon and is out of his mind. Why do you listen to him?” John 10:20

I'm so happy that Jesus' words is fulfilling in my own eyes! Matthew 5:11-12

Thank you once again Sir for validating the words of my Master, Lord and King Jesus Christ! smiley


Even other Christians think you people are jokers grin

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:52am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

Even other Christians think you people are jokers grin

You called them "other Christians" but according to Jesus he doesn't know them because they have nothing in common with him:

“Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the Kingdom of the heavens, but only the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day: ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And then I will declare to them: ‘I never knew you! Get away from me, you workers of lawlessness" Matthew 7:21-23

My friend, Jesus doesn't recognize those misinformed churchgoers you called "Other Christians" smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 9:53am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


You called them "other Christians" but according to Jesus he doesn't know them because they have nothing in common with him:

“Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the Kingdom of the heavens, but only the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day: ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And then I will declare to them: ‘I never knew you! Get away from me, you workers of lawlessness" Matthew 7:21-23

My friend, Jesus doesn't recognize those misinformed churchgoers you are calling "Christians" smiley
I rather take other Christians seriously, at least they know the meaning of omniscient.
You don’t grin

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:59am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
I rather take other Christians seriously, at least they know the meaning of omniscient.
You don’t grin

YES! And they make you happy as you keep ridiculing their faith while they're helpless.
But as for us we'll give you no such chances so we know why you'll prefer them anyday! cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 10:00am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


YES! And they make you happy as you keep ridiculing their faith while they're helpless.
But as for us we'll give you no such chances so we know why you'll prefer them anyday! cheesy
Even my dog know that the meaning of omniscient is “all knowing”.
I will take my dogs more seriously then you grin

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 10:02am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
Even my dog know that the meaning of omniscient is “all knowing”.
I will take my dogs more seriously then you grin

Great!
So speak with your dog, at least it will make you feel satisfied since it can't say anything to change your mind on evolution! cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 10:06am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


Great!
So speak with your dog, at least it will make you feel satisfied since it can't say anything to change your mind on evolution! cheesy
My dog knows that omniscient is all knowing, you don’t.

I I should introduce you to my dog for lectures cheesy

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:39am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
My dog knows that omniscient is all knowing, you don’t.
I should introduce you to my dog for lectures cheesy
Wow! So your dog can even speak!
That makes Balam's donkey number one, as in the first talking four legged animal while your dog will be the second! cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sorextee(m): 11:47am On Oct 08, 2021
Only you just took the entire space. This ur comment is too long just to prove a point. What's even the guarantee that the person u responded this epistle to will read them? undecided

MaxInDHouse:

Because you were scammed by those Yahoo-plus big boys doesn't notify God's word!

I'll address the first two out of your false opinions:

(1) GENOCIDE!
In the beginning God warned the first two persons not to take up the responsibility of setting standards for mankind adding that such will eventually lead to DEATH {Genesis 2:17} their disobedience led to what we have today which is killings here and there due to the fact that some are battle prepared to set standards for right and wrong at all cost! Ecclesiastes 4:1;8:9
So between the One who sounded the warning from the beginning and the person who convinced the first human pair to rebel against such life saying instruction, who masterminded DEATH and KILLINGS? smiley

(2)ASK A MAN TO KILL HIS ONLY CHILD!
God promised Abraham that He's going to make him great and that this man (Abraham) will become the father of nations {Genesis 17:5} none of the promises God made to this faithful man failed. So who do you think masterminded the idea that Abraham should kill his only son, could it have been the same person who promised Abraham that the man will certainly become father of nations or the one who deliberately killed all the children of a faithful man just to destroy his faith? Job 1:6-19 compare to James 1:13

Just humble yourself and learn the truth from the one and only Christian group ( JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) you will be glad you did! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2021
sorextee:
Only you just took the entire space. This ur comment is too long just to prove a point. What's even the guarantee that the person u responded this epistle to will read them? undecided
The comments is not just for him but for other interested persons who may feel like knowing the truth so don't always think about those who are sarcastic about issues, rather think wide, remember those who are quietly following underG! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by JWtriplex(m): 2:20pm On Oct 08, 2021
[So God takes sides with his creationsquote author=Bruno3000 post=106537236]WRONG! The Almighty can only kill the wicked to protect His own and further His agenda of redeeming the world from the power of sin and Satan. [/quote]
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2021
JWtriplex:
[So God takes sides with his creationsquote author=Bruno3000 post=106537236]WRONG! The Almighty can only kill the wicked to protect His own and further His agenda of redeeming the world from the power of sin and Satan.
Why are you speaking like Abraham?
Are you also saying it is unthinkable on the part of the true God to destroy the good along with the wicked ? Genesis 18:25 smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 3:37pm On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

So don't think i will bend towards the description found in the dictionary when such a thing is not real! wink

Remain ignorant...

How do you even learn ?
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by LordReed(m): 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

LMAO!
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:30pm On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Wow! So your dog can even speak!
That makes Balam's donkey number one, as in the first talking four legged animal while your dog will be the second! cheesy
Should I introduce you to browney, he seemingly got a better brain than you
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:24pm On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

Should I introduce you to browney, he seemingly got a better brain than you
So you've finally resulted to insults and abuses when you discover that your bullets doesn't have any negative effect on true faith!
Well it's normal, enjoy your weekend Sir! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:31pm On Oct 08, 2021
sonmvayina:

Remain ignorant...
How do you even learn ?
Is that not why i kept asking you to PRESENT those taught by your religion? smiley

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